Wonder how long we'll have to wait for the sequel 'Smart Skin 2'?you only have 13 posts girl you’re finehonestly what else are we meant to do when practically locked down again. I actually wish Niomi would do something other than prance around posing and breaking covid rules just for the entertainment tbh.
Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze
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It's been like that since the launch. Her muses are like mannequins to her, just there to create a certain image for her brand because it's on trend. She's got time to see a clairvoyant but hasn't got time to sort out her website. I mean that's just unprofessional.Kind of random but I was looking at the Smart Skin website last night and saw that there's a "learn about our muses" picture/link on the homepage, but when you click on it it just brings you back to the homepage.... I dunno why this whole "inspiring muses" thing bothers me so much in that it seems like complete BS. WHEN are we going to learn about them??
Well tbh she's hurting thats why. She didn't post when she was with him as she was happy. Classic dumped girl behaviour, i think we've all seen it in our circles in real life. Indeed, most of us have had a heartbreak and navigated through it. It is interesting to watch our favourite (cough) influencers go through real life events.
Maybe she will be honest in a year or two's time as she isn't there yet. I'm only juat starting to watch Estee, and she's clearly only just starting to be honest with herself over her grief about being dumped, having moved around the globe for a guy, acting like his wife for YEARS - This be niomi. It will hit, but she is running from it.
She's has always been the golden child, doted on by her family, easy lucrative career off her bf who adored her and viewers who boosted her ego. Nothing really went wrong...until dreamy joey terminated her dreamy engagement. Her first real rejection / problem in her paaawrfect life after 28 years of smooth sailing.
It will be hitting her hard. Sooner or later she will crack the perfect exterior and have to feel the feels. She's behaving so selfishly risking lives under the bleak cloak of the covid19 by socialising like a madwoman that it is hard to feel any sympathy for her, at all, but she jas been dumped by a man she loved for 4 years, is hurt and humilated amd is worth noting again has probably never had any bumps in the road injee life prior to this. Tbh even this is relatively easy, she's only 28, has a lucrative career, mates (chums?) Family and seemingly her health.
Tldr - she's hurting but it's hard to feel empathy for someone who has lived such a charmed existence, and continues to have it so easy, especially under the current dire circumstances of c0vid19 and she is so entitled and gives off that mean girl at school vibes.
There are so many dodgy yoga instructors out there these days. I wouldn't go to anyone who hasn't studied with a proper teacher in India for a couple of years. I know most of the big gurus are dead but there are schools that carry on their traditions. I have seen many instructors who know nothing about anatomy, alignment, or breathing techniques, and never correct the postures of the people in their classes, or just rush through the asanas at their personal pace. I'm sure online yoga is a blessing to many people, but I am very skeptical about it. I think personal lessons with a highly trained instructor are essential if you want to establish a serious practice. Otherwise, it's just gymnastics, and you can hurt yourself if you continually practice the poses incorrectly, which is inevitable without an instructor to correct you.
When she was in Cambridge she had a few products in unbranded packaging that she said she was testing or something for the next launch. Idk how long it takes to make this stuff - is it not a bit soon? Unless the new products are wildly different to the current ones, who is going to buy it? Maybe it will take a year or something tbh I have no idea
I think she is going to expand her range. Maybe add a sunscreen, an eye cream, some other serum or moisturizer. Just random stuff that's already out there.When she was in Cambridge she had a few products in unbranded packaging that she said she was testing or something for the next launch. Idk how long it takes to make this stuff - is it not a bit soon? Unless the new products are wildly different to the current ones, who is going to buy it? Maybe it will take a year or something tbh I have no idea
Sunscreen is a great shout tbh, maybe it’ll be like a spring release so people have used up some of this current set of products
To be fair to her she probably has done a lot of grieving and talking to her friends and family behind closed doors, I don’t think she’s faking it nor do I think it’s going to hit her soon, she will be have dealing with it the last few months. Just because she’s an influencer doesn’t means she needs to talk about her private life with her followers, I certainly wouldn’t. She also probably trying to keep her engagement up, everyone was very invested in their relationship and now she’s on her own she will be trying to do that in other ways
Who knows ,next thing we know, Finn Harries debuts as Smart Skin Muse and becomes dreamy FinnyWhen she was in Cambridge she had a few products in unbranded packaging that she said she was testing or something for the next launch. Idk how long it takes to make this stuff - is it not a bit soon? Unless the new products are wildly different to the current ones, who is going to buy it? Maybe it will take a year or something tbh I have no idea
we shall wait and wonder
The weirdos who bought itWhat people?
has anyone checked, does he follow her back now?I’m disagree on this. Damn right she’s an influencer. Doesn’t she being successful, rich and famous because all of us followers? So she can share her happiness with us like got a new apartment, moving in with bf, got engaged, new projects bla bla but then when she had something bad happened. She just keep quiet. I mean if she open up, be honest and keep it real. There are so many followers to support her. But she chose to be in denial, pretending and faking that everything is perfect. That’s why people can’t stand her.
it isn't ignorant to assume he went back to eating meat. have you watched early vlogs of them on dates? literally 99% of dates Niomi vlogged, Joe got a giant STEAK for his meal. not pasta, not a veggie bowl of slop, not a can of lentils smushed into a loaf shape, man was eating full blown T-bones on the regular. I'm sure he ate vegan with her to be supportive & appreciated that it is "healthier" but he NEVER got vegan meals if they went to a normal non-vegan restaurant - he almost always got steaks. if he wanted to be vegan on his own, he wouldn't be ordering 24 ounces of cow whenever he had the chance. also- you can care deeply about the environment/wild animals & have zero desire to be vegan.
yes THIS!!!! a relationship is doomed to failure if both parties are keeping tabs of how many times they've done something for the other one & how many times the person has reciprocated. you do things because you want to and you don't get to do things while marking it off in your head like you've paid your dues & now the other person has to do something to equal it. I had a friend who was like this who would offer to pay for things like parts of trips we had already planned & then pull the I GET TO CHOOSE THE PLANS FOR THE EVENING BC I PAID FOR THE HOTEL. its like wtf we didnt ask you to pay, we all planned on paying, and that invisible contract was only signed by YOU. I HAAAATE people who do this tit. and it is similar vibes to Niomi now making all these i FiNaLLy gEt tO Do ThiNgS i WaNT!!1 smh.
and on a separate note, my body is violently rejecting every Niomi-sexy attempt. I am physically unable to cringe harder than I do looking at those photos. did y'all notice her little shoulder move in her story? I just imagine her inner delusionally arrogant dialogue to be like "oh yes, pahhhfect Nims, you're just DASHING aren't you *inwardly winks at herself*, yes that's it, give the people what they want, show them your sexy ECO side, the people are just as green as my maaahtcha with envy, *hair flip & mindeye fucks herself*, oh Nims, you scoundrel youu~"
I can say I sincerely got over a breakup from a 4 year relationship in three weeks, but I openly admit I’m a sociopath, so I wish she would do the same.
So apparently we’re going back into proper lockdown in England from Wednesday, what do we think? Will Niomi go back to Sussex?
How far can she get in the electric car?? Maybe strap the bike on, just in case.
I have seen Joe eat something other than a steak, but I'm not as well-versed in Niomi's vlogs as you seem to be. It is possible that he developed an interest in vegan cooking during their India trip since it's one of the most vegan-friendly places on earth. Yes, you can care about the environment and have no desire to go vegan, but it'd make you a massive hypocrite.
On a side note, Joe has started following a hot broker on Instagram, @jonicatherinemackay. I assume he's just as keen on breaking covid rules as Niomi and dating left and right.
She must, be right? She can't cope with an actual lockdown by herself. By the end, all that'd be left of her would be her pahfect workout gear and a cold cup of Feel New tea.
Equally, cue Dombobs, you can be vegan and not give a kipper's dick about the environment making her a gigantic hypocrite.
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