PASSPORTS! How do I get one? There are no slots available and despite booking a holiday last night that starts tomorrow none of my DCs, DH, DSSS, DM, DT, GTLs, DTFs have a valid passport! Have I left them in the old suitcases?
Also…
Children. HELP! I have 38939491881 DCs and 87364782 DSCs. My family live 2389493 miles away and are NC, I have no friends, no education, I’ve never worked, can’t stand, type, read or write. I hate people, only shower once a month, am a vegan and have 4 elderly dogs. I don’t have broadband or phone credit.
My husband is evil and won’t give me money, (he is a high earner), totally outing, I have three sets of twins on the way next week.
We live on a remote island in the outer Hebrides, but I can’t speak Scottish.
What can I do?
Take in washing? I don’t have a washing machine!!!!