Kurrikawari
Active member
I think the m&s poster is Aldi CEO, working with Colin the caterpillar to bring down M&S.
If you didn’t explain what it was I would’ve assumed Tommy K is a new term for ketamine like how Charlie is Coke and I was thinking “surely the mumsnet lot aren’t in K-holes?”just saw someone on there say ‘tommy k’ instead of ketchup and ran here immediately, that is all
"No clothing that could identify me" like the rest of us go round in a full England kit complete with socksJust spotted this delightful gem.
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This was from a thread of misery about the upcoming Jubilee.
I never leave the country unless I’m dressed as a pearly queen and I start every sentence with ‘Back in England we…’. That’s probably why foreigners are always spitting on me when I’m holiday, oh they do hate us Brits. Either that or they have collective early onset dementia."No clothing that could identify me" like the rest of us go round in a full England kit complete with socks
Get all of your important documents together and hide them in the boot of your car NOW.Well I have previously asked him to leave after he went on his annual night out and came home at 9.15pm when he absolutely promised me he would be home BY 9.
Not only did he come home in the middle of the night but he very VERY nearly woke me up, made toast and didn't even bother to put his plate in the dishwasher afterwards. He just loses control on these wild nights and I really can't have that around the new baby.
Unfortunately I haven't worked for 6 years as we were TTC so he pays for everything. As a new mum I obviously won't be able to work for the next 11 years so I will need to get my ducks in a row.