Imagine sitting on a blokes shoulders with piss sloshing round your pants and him thinking ' she stinks of piss '
A tena lady will put paid to his wandering hands, unless he's a weirdo obviously.
Mumsnet #36 My mum died when a fat midwife fell on her so we moved to France
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A tena lady will put paid to his wandering hands, unless he's a weirdo obviously.
That pink leather dress looks like a penis costume for a stag night.
Is this classic MN or do I just hate them?
The thread was about what songs you hate/make you leave the dance floor.
Who uses that as an opportunity to brag about your son living in Canada making a fortune and being a gifted child?
The thread was about what songs you hate/make you leave the dance floor.
Who uses that as an opportunity to brag about your son living in Canada making a fortune and being a gifted child?
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I mean the one and only time I've worn black leather on a first date it definitely had the desired effect!
A man with a fetish for women wearing nappies. The piss troll himself, probably
I'm still not over the MNer saying her partner has an outing body shape.
Mumsnet #19 starting fights in empty rooms since 2000.
Right, I need to catch-up with this thread and also locate the thread/threads about who this BBC presenter is. (Unless one of you lot can fill me in)?! I don’t know Huw it could be
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Big fat arse I reckon. A lot of men have dad bods with a bit of a belly and a hint of moob, so it can't be that. Unless he has that syndrome where he's 7ft tall? Marfan's I think it's called.
Got to be this dude surely? (Ed from 90 day fiancé - which I've never watched but I've seen this bloke in SO MANY memes)
Maybe she is ProstituteHair's younger sister?
That will help her with her job of errr.....running a baby group/baby massage which is what she does according to LinkedIn.
Oh and her Instagram is beyond cringe. Like I'm disappearing into my vag I've cringed so hard
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I nearly did a typical MN just now… and then I remembered I was banned! I was just looking on active and saw someone whinging about vets bills (didn’t open it but er hello - insurance?!). I had to get my 16 year old kitty put to sleep today and to say I’m bleeping devastated is an understatement - felt like going on and pointing out how lucky they are to have vets bills to pay! (Although so do I now as not covered for today)
Sorry about your cat Noddy. It's so hard to lose a loved pet
head dog ate a hot cross bun last week and the vet treatment was £185. Only £15 more than our excess. But if he had needed more treatment or an overnight stay then we knew we were covered for it. My sister's dog had some sort of ligament operation which cost £8k. Had she put aside the insurance money into a bank account to cover his treatment...no. and even if she had it wouldn't have covered the cost anyway.
head dog ate a hot cross bun last week and the vet treatment was £185. Only £15 more than our excess. But if he had needed more treatment or an overnight stay then we knew we were covered for it. My sister's dog had some sort of ligament operation which cost £8k. Had she put aside the insurance money into a bank account to cover his treatment...no. and even if she had it wouldn't have covered the cost anyway.
Oh Noddy, you poor love, saying goodbye to a much loved pet is so bloody hard. Lots of love to you xxx
Sounds exactly like my husband and his fecking comics! Even the (small) children have told him he has enough now!
Fresh crusty bread, salted butter, half a pound of mature cheddar and a jar of chilli relish, and I might just consider that as a reasonable supper.
Oh I am sorry about your kitty Noddy. It’s hard losing a fur person…
The picture on the right looks like her off s&b who kept posting black and white selfies as she loved herself so much
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