It’s a stealth boast. She feels superior because his penis is long enough to wallop her with from the other end of the roomTodays “Didn’t Happen”:
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It’s a stealth boast. She feels superior because his penis is long enough to wallop her with from the other end of the roomTodays “Didn’t Happen”:
Does he wallop you around the face with it?"My husband has a long penis AMA"
Oh Rupert… if he were a real person I know I’d have been obsessed with him. Mind you Jilly’s latest book is absolute garbage, I could have wept for my lost youth.I think the OP may be a gay man - they talked about having a rocky relationship with their parents after they came out.
Which puts a slightly different spin on kissing the best man at the wedding...
And we must remember that Rupert Campbell-Black in the Jilly Cooper books (Riders, Rivals etc) could bat bread rolls across the room with his mighty member!
Mine is extremely outing and is also a hobby that mumsnet bleeping hate men having... he plays golf. Most mumsnetters would tell me to LTB straight awaySo far we have a collector of comics, a collector of vinyl and a kite surfing DH - lads, I think we've outed ourselves completely.
Why are mumsnetters so scared of outing themselves via their husbands various hobbies? They don't mind bragging about what private school they're sending little Percival, Persephone and Quentin to, or what upper-class black tie event they've been invited to, or where their favourite bespoke fashion designer hangs out. They're not scared of drawing complicated diagrams of various parking dilemmas or taking selfies in identifiable bedrooms.
However, as someone so succinctly pointed out on the Tattle thread over there, Mumsnetters aren't just one person. Hmmm, they do have a hive mind though![]()
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A man should never wear lycra. I know that's sexist and I'm sure the reason for skin tight neon clothing is something to do with the efficiency of cycling or something, but it's just wrong.
These people only have a tenous grip on realityI've seen some over the top dramatics on mumsnet in the past, but 'literally crying for a child I don't know' over him not being read a bedtime story is a new one
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Please elaborate...Oh Rupert… if he were a real person I know I’d have been obsessed with him. Mind you Jilly’s latest book is absolute garbage, I could have wept for my lost youth.
I’ve actually slept with someone who had a ginormous one (a famous sportsman in fact, think crap heavyweight boxer with a stint in the jungle) and have zero desire to go near another! Poking holes in my cervix is not my idea of fun
If it makes you feel any better, someone in our town was arrested when I was a kid as he cycled round naked wearing a short wax jacket. You could see more than his foreskinI still have haunting flashbacks of my maths teacher rocking up on his wee cycle in his skin tight Lycra bike shortsI swear you could see his fuckin foreskin through them
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I feel a new post coming on ‘I slept with a famous boxer with a very large penis AMA’Please elaborate...![]()