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Welcome back fellow resident porkers🤗🐷 Thread title credit goes to @BuckfastAtTiffanys and a special mention to @Itchy of Itchington for the t-shirt design for all the fatties (above size 8) that like to congregate on these threads

This was the most liked suggestion from the last thread, thanks to @girlinbrum Can't believe we're on to thread 60 already. I thought after the awful CSA attacks that the site and therefore our threads might die a death but here we are still going strong while that site gets more fucked up by...

Another great thread title thanks to @LilyPond

*When we say pithole, we mean shithole but we’re not allowed swears in titles. Shithole continues to be shit and has booked a holiday to Tunisia but has realised that it’s not like England and is desperately trying to cancel. She may or may not have started another thread saying that her...

Thread title thanks to @YR80. Possibly my favourite one yet

Please god I hope this works... New Mumsnet thread!

Thread title thanks to @sistersofpercy. Have a biscuit🍪 Well the last few days have been a real shit show haven’t they. I won’t do a recap in detail due to the nature of it, and if people are only just finding these threads then nobody wants to read that. I will warn anyone new that the...

This was the most liked thread title suggestion by @Serene Serena. I'm not even sure what the context is of this one:ROFLMAO: but if anything involves happiness and carbs then mumsnetters will hate it so it seems a good fit

Delightful thread title thanks to @holasun. I hope you're proud:ROFLMAO: I feel sorry for anyone who may not have seen any of these threads - they are going to see this thread title and wonder what the fuck is going on

Thread title courtesy of @BlairWaldorf86

‘Tis the season for cheating husband trolls🎄 Thread title winner goes to @ShopTilYouSlop

Thread 50 people. Apologies but for some reason the new thread I created was held in an approval queue and was then deleted. I am assuming it was due to the link I put in. I have created an online advent calendar all about our fave site mumsnet. I will hang back reposting the link until I hear...

Thread title courtesy of @sistersofpercy There's a thread at the moment asking which food people think is overrated. The first few responses have mentioned cake, chocolate, yorkshire puddings, cauliflower cheese & macaroni cheese so that is clearly not the kind of thread I want to waste my time...

Thanks to @cowtastrophe for this delight💦

Congrats to D @cat_follower for the thread title and to D @Serene Serena on the birth of our new tattler DBetsi. A hamper full of sister wife dresses for Cat and a hamper full of bows and beige sleepsuits from Toast for Serena. Mumsnetters continue to be absolutely fucking batshit as per usual...

Really hoping the full title c/o @Banoffeebabe fits in, because it's very funny: Isn’t Jo Malone the person who does expensive copies of Aldi perfume and candles. Welcome to thread 46! I thought it wise to get a new one sorted before an inevitable weekend of Mumsnet nonsense.

Most like thread title suggested by @sistersofpercy. Have some mumsnetty flowers💐 Hopefully we will make it through this thread without having to see another fanny, but it is mumsnet so who the fuck knows anymore🤦‍♀️ --- In other news, the woman who dragged out her extremely boring, probably...

It's already shaping up to be a thrilling day in mumsnet land Kirstie Allsop has dared to let her 15 year old leave the house, even though usually mumsnetters suggest that at 16 they should be moving out and be completely financially independent. Someone's clitoris is STILL painful, and a poor...

Here you go my fellow DTattlers. Props to our @DollyPlops for the thread title and our sweet @Millie2023 for nomming it. Business as usual over on MN. Bashing the fat, the poor and the non French. Making any tragedy about themselves and hugging their children extra hard tonight. Oh and Noddy...

Most liked thread title suggestion pointed out by @bread-pitt. I found it hard to even write your username because it contains bread which is a carb. Now I’m going to have to hide behind the sofa in a survival ball😢

For anyone new to Mumsnet and needing a recap, this pretty much sums it up They hate: Fat people Kids Old people Their husbands Their husbands family Their neighbours Dogs Carbs Skinny jeans If you’re skinny and willing to spend £350 on a dress made from an old hessian sack then they’ll love...

Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb

Well done to @sistersofpercy for this cracker of a thread title. Have a woolly hug and flowers💐

Thanks go to @Duchessofmanchester and @holasun for this delight which was the most liked suggestion. You lot are filth

@Eurgh @Geetbo and @Ineedmorecoffee are all to blame for this delightful title Recently we've learned that mumsnetters are still having problems with wafty fannies, you should be kind to people who post close ups of their fannies on the internet because you never know what they are going...