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  1. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #90 Either zap it in the microwave or suck on it raw!

    Thanks go to @BlairWaldorf86 for this delight🍆 and since you've won the thread title, your meme can also have pride of place again
  2. Harlot O'Scara

    Mumsnet #89 My God, how do you get through life if you have to post this on Mumsnet?

    New thread for all you fat povvos and your gay husbands. Thread title suggested by @CrimsonCountess Shall we place our bets on how many pages in we get before the poo troll returns? I'm saying (No.) 2.
  3. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #88 Nope. Seems very odd to me. I can't relate

    Thanks to @FlowerOfTheEast for this gem that sums up every Mumsnetter
  4. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #87 Send Nudes.

    Thread title thanks to @Iamthebosun
  5. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #86 I have no ID AND I HAVE TO POO

    Thanks to @ButtonDownTheHutches for this one:poop: Also attaching @BlairWaldorf86's mumsnet meme because it's perfect AND we've now just discovered that @Geetbo @MeatyCushans and I all share the same birthday weekend, so what better way to celebrate than with a new thread about poo🎂🍹🍻
  6. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #85 you’re not a sex cow

    New thread time. Can’t believe we’re on thread 85 now, we’re as bad as the salt path weirdos over there Anyway carry on you filthy purverts x
  7. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #84 Its hard to start up a conversation from behind the sofa

    Thread title thanks to @Freda Fandango
  8. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #83 Transulitionnjnv

    Well you lot, I hope you're happy with yourselves because look at what you voted for the next thread title:LOL: nominated by @Harlot O'Scara Carry on purverts x
  9. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #82 I see, thank you, I will avoid that then

    Thread title thanks to @BlairWaldorf86. Carry on you filthy purverts x
  10. Harlot O'Scara

    Mumsnet #81 Wake up everyone. He wears shorts too.

    Thread title suggested by @lilykestrel (I hope I did that right!)
  11. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #80 A house full of oboes

    Thread title suggestion thanks to @LilyPond
  12. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #79 I'm guessing you're fat

    Most liked thread title suggestion thanks to @Iamthebosun
  13. M

    Mumsnet #78 Why do people eat such rubbish? It's not safe.

    Thread title thanks to @CrimsonCountess and nominated by @BlairWaldorf86 Carry on!
  14. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #77 Highly unlikely, you moron

    For some reason it won’t let me tag @I’mnotactuallyhere but credit for the thread title, also to @Harlot O'Scara for suggesting it
  15. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #76 One boxy cardigan (oatmeal)

    Congratulations to presumptuous newcomer @Harlot O'Scara on your first thread title ✨💐 As we head into the New Year, here is a quick reminder of mumsnets registration rules as pointed out by @bread-pitt - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your...
  16. Kikini Bamalam

    Mumsnet #75 This is what happens when you live near an Aldi

    Had a gander and this title seemed to be most liked nomination. With thanks to our D @Geetbo for the words and our D @LilyPond for the nom. Christmas is nearly here and all of mumsnet is a-quiver with righteous anger about MIL's, secret santa presents, withdrawn invites and going NC with...
  17. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #74 I earn six figures so employ someone to clean my vagina for me

    Thread title as suggested by @Samf2020 Mumsnet advent calendar made by @Kikini Bamalam can be found here - https://app.myadvent.net/calendar?id=bnu0o43i90h7plnzjcr5zdjqsclb2b0m. Eye bleach can be purchased from any of your local shops that sell cleaning supplies. You have been warned
  18. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #73 I hope you feel proud. The way you’ve taken this thread down

    New thread time, title thanks to @ChampagneBox Kindly, you all need a reminder of Mumsnets current registration rules as compiled by @bread-pitt - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your teeny-tiny figure (must be verified by three independent...
  19. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #72 Tiny chicken for Christmas dinner? I'll kill you!

    Most liked thread title suggestion by @LilyPond Had to remove the fucking from the title, which as @Geetbo said is very apt for a thread about Mumsnet because as we all know, absolutely no fucking is ever allowed under any circumstances
  20. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #71 Mopeds are a gateway vehicle to Harley Davidsons and divorce

    Credit to @FeloniousMonk for most liked nomination and to @Itchy of Itchington for the original comment
  21. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #70 They’re still arguing about a salad. 25 years of Mumsnet in a nutshell

    There weren’t any thread title suggestions in the first few pages so I’ve used these comments from @Iamthebosun and @Geetbo as it seemed pretty fitting😀
  22. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #69 There's no point being nice to povvos

    Thread title by @Miss Begotten and nominated by @Brandshinynew🎉 A reminder of Mumsnets current registration rules as compiled by @bread-pitt - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your teeny-tiny figure (must be verified by three independent doctors)...
  23. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #68 What he sticks up his bum is absolutely none of your business

    Well, thanks to @WhyYouCry? for this one As per the rules pointed out by @bread-pitt on the last thread, Mumsnet are only accepting registrations if you can provide: - 3 months of pay stubs to prove your 6-figure salary - your weight/BMI to prove your teeny-tiny figure (must be verified by...
  24. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #67 Dress code Maudlin Gazebo

    Thread title thanks to @LilyPond How do you recap about a site that’s full of absolute whackos?
  25. CrimsonCountess

    Mumsnet #66 Do you not enjoy breathing?

    New thread title nominated by @Iamthebosun I'm starting to agree that we need a Wiki for Shithole and all her many reincarnations