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@Eurgh @Geetbo and @Ineedmorecoffee are all to blame for this delightful title Recently we've learned that mumsnetters are still having problems with wafty fannies, you should be kind to people who post close ups of their fannies on the internet because you never know what they are going...

New thread! --- Which one of you is this??

Seems a fitting title for an Easter thread

Credit to @NoddyFromToytown with this one and an epic entrance. If only all mumsnetters were such good sports --- @holasun following on from your question about ruining drinks. Back when making skittle vodka was a thing (is it still or am I that old?) my auntie thought it would be a great idea...

Well done @Wackie Jeaver for this thread title. A washing machine-free zone, so far.

Well done to @holasun and @Geetbo for this delight😆

No actual nominations for thread titles this time, but this comment from @YR80 had a lot of likes and is very fitting

Well just at the last minute, @doctordoctor came along with this thread title suggestion which got the most votes. Also sums up most of mumsnet really

Thread title by @girlinbrum 🍷🎄 As usual, mumsnetters are miserable arseholes and are sucking all the joy out of Christmas --- Nominating this early for the next thread title!🤣

Thread title again by the genius @ShopTilYouSlop 👏 If you have to ask what the thread title means, think yourself lucky that you didn't have to see it in all its glory

Thread title based on @ShopTilYouSlop suggestion. Have a handhold Recently we've learnt - That you should never enjoy anything because of people in refugee camps Fanny wafts are a real concern if mumsnetters venture out into the wild If your child is struggling to make friends then you should...

Thread title thanks to @sistersofpercy. Handhold and a head tilt for you Now we will all think of fanny wafts forever more *tinkly silvery laugh* Carry on!

Continue!

Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/mumsnet-23-is-this-outfit-okay-for-a-hanging.41273/page-52

Thanks to @PrincessCharming for the thread title and @Wackie Jeaver for pointing it out! Handholds and woolly hugs for you both🤝🏼 How do you recap a place that’s so batshit? Basically they all want to be French, they hate kids and god help you if you weigh over 8 stone

Kudos to PsychoKitty for the title! head tilt To recap, we’ve learned that no matter how expensive your holiday, there may not be parasols, your children will be awful and your husband will be lazy. Also, some MNers need written instructions on making tea, why their anus is black and not to...

It was the most liked post and it made me laugh, we are where we are. I never feel more helpful than when I do this. It's my only useful contribution to society.

Thread title by Orangehead and nominated by Holasun. In the last thread we discussed outing body shapes (is your husband really Johnny Bravo), if peas are a garnish or a side dish to eggs and chips, why Toast (bread variety) is better than Toast (clothes variety). We are still undecided on...

In the last thread we learned that Leggings should only be worn by those who are not "large of thigh, or arse, or calf" and especially not nude colours. Unless you are a slender and toned size 8. Check with your husband if he isn't busy with his hobby. You can and probably should wear a dress...

I cannot lie, the most liked posts were not thread title appropriate unless we wanted to derail ourselves before we even began. So, here we are, a happy band of survival balls. Summary - MN is weird. It's summer so the trampoline/paddling pool/shrieking children discourse has begun. They will...

New fred! This seemed to be the most common theme... Old thread here: (235) Mumsnet #16 I've managed not to shag any of my brothers | Tattle Life

Title courtesy of @PrincessCharming! Please continue to highlight ridiculousness...

New thread, congrats to @dragon a flagon for most liked post on last thread! Now, if anyone can tell me how to report old thread, I'd be most grateful...

Thanks to @CrimsonCountess for the title. Have some mumsnetty flowers 💐

New fred - title courtesy of @FrannyGallops whose carb-based post was most liked. Recap: CLURRR! And of course outfit of the day on Style & Beauty!