Mrs Hinch #437 Hinch wants a holiday so Fiddle’s got dog but Inch has blocked the bog!

[Bunnykins]

Mrs Hinch #437 The Hinchs want a holiday so Fiddle’s got the dog. Soph just LOVES the motor home, though Inch has blocked the bog!

Winning thread title by @BeeHappy
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh
Ps try to make them not too long so they don’t have to be butchered to fit. I hate ruining them by having to edit them! ATV.

She’s home! Sorry, she’s home Hinch home, after her 2 day break that she paid for entirely herself and it wasn’t an ad or nuffink ok?

The highlights since the last fred include Soph being exposed as having written on her own no.1 orfur cake after showing us her beg list and keen eyed Tattlers
bringing us the receipts that her “g” was identical as we all suspected. Get a life Soph! Or at least some different icing to the one you used to make your Easter cookies...

The blatant notebook ads continued to be the ‘feem of the holladay’ and Soph used it to tell us all about what her hopes, dreams and plans for the future were. These of course revolved round her buying herself stuff and spending copious amounts of cash. She wants to buy a motorhome which she simply must have after staying in one for two days. She hopes to go to the exotic far flung destinations of Cardiff and “Northern Island” in it and you can just see her parked up outside Teshco in Cardiff Bay wondering where Snowdonia is..
Utility room was on the list, as was Hinch farm. Well doesn’t everyone note down a country mansion on their shopping list?
She also wants to “sing in a studio” which has nothing to do with her best bubs forever being a singer ok Hun?

Speaking of Stinky Stacey, Hinch left a suitably stalker like / cringe / me me meeee comment on her gridpost of her hideous panto witch front door display (see below).

She posted quotes by other people on weird images like a sepia toned caravan and a photo of her staring wistfully at a field with hay bales in.

Then because everyone / no one was asking about her holiday she did a Q&A where she told everyone how much SHE loved Peppa Pig World and SHE was starstruck by meeting Peppa and George, don’t anyone tell her it wasn’t really them, it’d break her little grey heart. I’m starting to wonder who the big Peppa fan really is Soph? You or Ron?
She then detailed the rows she’d had to Jamie short for James, and told a hilarious story about her storming off in the middle of Peppa Pig World and leaving him and the kids on a ride. Nice. Obviously that was mentioned in case it’d been spotted.
Despite their mother being a brattish bitch, the kids did look like they had a great time, so that’s good. I bet their little eyes nearly melted from all the colour!

Once home it was back to business with an ad for Garnier where she showed us her ‘tend cleansing routine. We all know you use Elemis Soph.

The good news is that they’ve booked another break. In December. When Soph was already moaning that she was too cold! Can’t wait!
Ps you know what warms you up hunnaaaay? Moving about a bit... Just a hint.


Mrs Hinch’s Shopping List

Bread
Motorhome
Turmeric
Eggs
Country Manshun
Grated Cheese
Pine Furniture
Tickets To Lapland
My new book of lists x 2 million to make it number 1

Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Oh dear there’s a lot to unpack here. Can I just start by saying the fact she’s finally put that out there is one step and it is better than the ignorance we’ve seen of ronnies clear developmental delays, so credit to her for finally realising, you can’t help a child by making them live a life being who “you” wanted them to.

the label thing troubles be, Sophie I know you read here. Autism is a label, like any disorder is, if your child is not labelled with his autism or whatever it could be. He would of spent his life being labelled as strange, quiet, different, unusual etc. There’s no escaping labels. So please rethink how you word that. Autism is a label for a child who is neurodiverse, children with autism are amazing and have the potential to fulfil a rewarding life. Be grateful that you have access to huge lots of money which will open doors to jumping ques for private slt, ep etc assessments.

Ronnie deserves and is entitled to privacy on his journey in learning how to navigate the world as a neurodiverse child. The world is not quite there yet of being accepting of neurodiversity, take him away from Instagram, work with him privately. If you want to share snippets of him, cover his face, share how the progress is going but let Ronnie have a private life and identity away from the Instagram world. He will thank you for it as he gets older. If she does read here, read about “theory of mind” google “theory of mind and autism” it’ll help you understand better.

Children with autism can be particularly vulnerable, I highly recommend you do not keep sharing everything about him, this is the one thing she needs to take on board.

I would also recommend she start finding out about schools in her area now, he is 2.5, them yesrs fly by till reception. Sophie if you read here, private schools are not as good as mainstream schools for senco. I know you believe chucking cash will buy the best but that’s not always true. Yes it’ll certainly help you pay for private assessments which is amazing, if Ronnie needs an ehcp one day this potentially will get it sorted quicker if your local la accepts private assessments… but it doesn’t help with education. Private schools just don’t seem to have the amazing resources and knowledge like state schools do, probably because their are far more children in state schools in the U.K. and always have been so you’ll find the best for Ronnie will be a mainstream school with a good senco or a specialist school.

I really really hope this is the start of something for that little boy, I really do. He deserves to thrive and be loved. No more lying about his development as that almost makes it seem shameful, I hope she deletes the videos of her trying to prop him up and lying about speech. He doesn’t need to feel like he was embarrassing growing up.

mostly YESS for Ronnie! I would absolutely love to plan intervention with him, I just know he would thrive!

 

[RedRosed]

Also if she does know Ron is on the spectrum she shouldn’t be announcing his “naughty tantrums” every time they go out for fuck sake!

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Ronnie and Peppa
What a sweet little boy. He was communicating with them, the first jigsaw piece he passed to them was a picture of Peppa. He was telling them he knew who they were. What a clever little boy. That’s actually melted me.
He really enjoyed that part of his holiday you can tell.
I think this along with the fair shows that Hinch either is completely unaware or just doesn’t know how to deal with the situation. She keeps trying to do the things with Ron she thinks she should be doing with a toddler rather than finding things he will enjoy. Then moans when he has a meltdown over it.
I saw someone post the cost for the package that she had at PPW if I had the money and knew it was going to make my little one that happy when they met Peppa I’d pay it no questions asked. Probably the best thing she’s done in my opinion for a long time.

 

[Babybail93]

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[springheeledyeti]

Wtf are ‘invisible speech needs?!’ if you’ve got something to say ‘Soph’ just fucking say it, you’ve shown the poor boy on the toilet ffs.

 

[Snoopdog]

She doesn’t believe in labelling kids, what does that even mean - my son has Cerebral Palsy but I didn’t beg the dr not to ‘label’ him with it - I begged them to diagnose it so he could get more understanding and support

 

[Danielle0120]

We all know you're reading here Sophie. No one is proud of you for talking, no one is giving you a little mummy trophy you're yet again drip feeding - Ronnie isn't a game, i know you like to think he is but he's not, he's just a little boy being publicly embarrassed by his mother basically saying he's a brat and his little meltdowns are tantrums, when they're not, he's not a joke to boost your interaction gain on Instagram. Either speak about his journey properly to help other parents in your situation, or better yet, say you want privacy whilst getting him a diagnosis and help, then keep him and lennie off your page and give them privacy they deserve until they're old enough to authorise being published eveywhere. I'm really disgusted.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Sorry but those messages about other women having 2.5 year olds who don't speak because of Lockdown make my blood boil. Weren't you talking to your children at all during that time?? Kids don't only learn everything from other children and adults. It's up to you, the parent, to teach them these things and seek help when you feel things are not quite right. Christ, my toddler is only just two and can talk whole sentences and name about 20 different types of dinosaurs because we are constantly talking to him and learning together. To blame the pandemic is just lazy parenting.

I'll get off my box now

 

[Danielle0120]

What the f is she talking about????? That makes no sense. You don't believe in labels but you believe in a diagnosis?
If Ronnie has autism, which I'm not beating round the bush, he probably has, then he's autistic. That's not a label you should shy away from, nor should you want to, that's who he is and he should be perfect no matter what. Not beaten down made out to be some spoilt brat like she always does.

She's kinda said what we all know, but kinda didn't but now she's fucked off til Monday. Why not just say yes Ronnie has additional needs and we're working on a diagnosis for him with professionals, we're all learning together and this is new for Jamie and I. At the minute there's talk about it possibly being this and this. I'll update you all further as we get more help and information, I want to use my platform for the good and help other parents out there.


Oh and no one come up to you and said its ok soph awwww shhh shh there there Soph and I don't believe anyone stared. You were somewhere where families and children go, they'll be PLENTY of tantrums or in Ronnies case, sensory overload causing a meltdown in Peppa pig world. No one with kids would stand and stare. Fucking shut your mouth.

 

[Miss Loves-to-gossip]

It’s interesting how little Ron showed more enthusiasm, excitement, animation, engagement and pure joy with a couple of fake pigs than he has ever has with his fake mother. What an adorable little boy he is

 

[F the dust.]

On paper her life sounds amazing..loads of money, help on tap, able to give her children fantastic experiences. Yet it just seems bland, funless and empty. Too worried about the gram go live in the moment. It's recorded and edited music put over and empty words usually not her own. Nothing is earned, grafted or saved up for. Even her Christmas tree is gifted. Nothing is special because she can just have it so yeah in reality a lot of her life is meaningless

 

[Bunnykins]

I’m fank yoo guyshh. I just laaav it if little old me and my recaps can make your hearts smile
Seriously though, we all need a laugh and it warms my cold dark heart if it makes some of my nutsy trolls giggle x

 

[Tui]

Am I alone in thinking Peppa Pig world looks a bit shit? For £100s of pounds they get to meet Peppa and the other pig in what looks like a tired old meeting room?

 

[Alfie1234]

Just had a look at her latest grid post. The numbers are not as high as you would expect and it’s got me thinking…it’s well known that her fan base are young mums, most of which won’t have much money so let’s just say they love Hinch, her home wear or lounge wear but simply can’t afford to spend ridiculous money on cheap tat to show support…liking a post is free…SO you would expect all of her fans to show support that way. However she has only racked up less than 300k likes so this tells me her fan base is fading big time. We all know the cleaning trend is pretty much over, even all the arse licking home accounts that copied hinch are changing their pages, taking the ‘cleaning’ out of their insta names. I reckon she’s had her day I’m so fucking happy about that. The likes of Solomon unfortunately will be around for a lot longer yet because she has loose women and is shacked up with Swash with a new sprog on the way, that will keep her relevant but all Hinch had on her account was cleaning which she’s obviously scrambling to get away from because she knows herself that the trend is fading away. It’s no wonder she’s manically trying her hand at everything she can to keep herself in the spotlight. Long may it continue I say, it’s pretty satisfying to watch her popularity dwindling as time goes on

Life has been so tough the last 18 months and it’s not getting any better, furlough ended yesterday, the Sarah Everard details were released, people are struggling to get petrol to get to work and she’s prattling around like life is a fairytale and it’s all wonderful. It’s all so childish and Disney and I think less and less people are relating to her now because she’s so tone deaf. It wouldn’t be difficult to change either, when she’s making Ron’s lunches don’t put stupid songs over them, just talk, talk about life and the world and what’s happening, make yourself seem real and not pretend. If I want Disney I’ll put the Disney app on tv and watch it there. Just be fucking real! Not wipe your face with a nappy real, but really real. I’m sat chilly this morning but not putting on the heating because money is tight. My mind map would be about paying bills, juggling finances, worrying over Christmas, blocking up the gaps on the door frame to keep the droughts out. Not how can I buy an RV and how can I get an Autumn Door. So done with her after Ron this week and her childish selfishness.

 

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #437 The Hinchs want a holiday so Fiddle’s got the dog. Soph just LOVES the motor home, though Inch has blocked the bog!

Winning thread title by @BeeHappy

Aah, you guyshhhhhhhh! I feel so honoured. I was going to stay up to see if I won the award thread title, but I was so anxious that i went to bed and didn’t find out until this morning that I had won! So I would urge you all, don’t miss out on winning a thread suggestion because of your anxiety and because you think others are better. Do it anyway! It could be you!
I would like to thank all you nusty trolls for voting me best homeware designer thread suggestion, and special thanks to @Bunnykins for accepting the award on my behalf and editing it to fit! I look forward to receiving my tacky trophy! x

 

[mgh727]

1) why would two random women walk up and call you Soph, they aren’t your besties and your name is Sophie. Not to mention you aren’t a huge celeb so I fully doubt this ever happened and you’re using your sons struggles to self inflate your own ego

2) how do you go from “ronnie speaks perfectly fine” to “he has a speech delay” there is nothing wrong with a child having a speech delay, but don’t lie about it, own your child, support them, embrace them and let them own their own journey! Do not be ashamed and lie about it!

3) is she only coming out about this because she’s realised he’s getting to an age where she can’t keep dubbing and lying especially as Lennie is such a vocal and emotive baby?

4) Stop speaking “Hinch” are start using proper English around ronnie, no more screeching and “mummaz handsnomes manzzzzz” and “GAWAAAAAN MA SON!” use plain English! do some pronoun work with him, support him at home whilst you wait for a professional referral, that’s if you are referring him! Work with your son!

Whether he’s autistic, has global development delay, speech issues, hearing issues, or is even just a slow learner who’ll get there eventually, ronnie is an amazing lad, no one doubts this!

 

[HeroToZero]

I’m sorry but… she’s been saving this… saving it for a rainy day almost (in fact it’s been saved for emergency use of low engagement and relatability…fact)
What a cretin. It’s so transparent!

 

[Snoopytwiglet]

AUTISM. SAY IT.
Sick of everyone viewing the word Autism like it's a swear word. STOP being ashamed of your own children, autism, or any neurodivergent diagnosis is nothing to be ashamed of, or embarrassed by. It's offensive the way she speaks about it but refuses to say the word. Grow up Sophie.

edit spelling (typing in anger lol)

 

[NosyNorahh]

I understand that Ronnie may be displaying signs of Autism but I also think it’s completely possible that his obvious delays are just due to crap parenting. Let’s face it old Sopha has not coped well at all since his birth. She has no idea how to interact with him and just shrieks words at him, mainly ‘Mamaaz’ due to her narcissistic nature. From day one she’s constantly had a phone shoved in his face instead of the face to face interaction Babies thrive on. Jim Bob I believe tries but most of his time is occupied pacifying his over grown Child of a Wife.