I know she’s absolutely shocking!
Mrs Hinch #373 Kept the Tesco collab under her hat ... can you see a bump under all that tat?
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My mum took me shopping and told me what to buy to put in my hospital bag the first time. And when I had my second, the first was 3 1/2 and I had forgotten but it’s not hard to figure it out when you have had one alreadyNeeds help packing a hospital bag when you’ve had a kid before ? God give me strength. Is she really that dim or that lame she can’t think of any other way to create content ? CC2 earning his keep.
Exactly. Because “ the baby show “ is pending maybe ?
Thread suggestion- a quote a day keeps the baby show away
We wait and see, but at least we’ve got the receipts here!!!
The advert on here is creasing me
Not had children but I’m guessing you need....
Clean pants
Toiletries (toothbrush, deodorant, shower stuff?)
No fecking make up whatsoever
Clothing for the new tiny human
Lip balm (cos there is always a need for lip balm!)
Hand cream (see above)
Gin/wine/beverage of choice
No fecking butter whatsoever
Probably some kind of nightwear
No fecking pictures of dogs whatsoever
Spare gin/wine/beverage of choice
you can thank me later
Clean pants
Toiletries (toothbrush, deodorant, shower stuff?)
No fecking make up whatsoever
Clothing for the new tiny human
Lip balm (cos there is always a need for lip balm!)
Hand cream (see above)
Gin/wine/beverage of choice
No fecking butter whatsoever
Probably some kind of nightwear
No fecking pictures of dogs whatsoever
Spare gin/wine/beverage of choice
you can thank me later
I think it’s going to be quite helpful in future so I know who to avoid
I wish she would leave that poor little baby alone now. She’s served her purpose to you now you vile creature, now leave her in peace
Butter? I am dead.
Poor Jimbo. He worked so hard on being famous and now he’s just his wife’s witch. Surprised she hasn’t scrawled Hinch on his balls and painted then grey and stuck them on the fire place.
OMG guysss Sky made a documentary about the fisssshhhhh. #IworkwithSky #fishhhhkiller
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‘With Madame H it’s all about the Baby Show... but she’s trolling us and keeping us guessing don’t you know’
You go tell her for me too please!I’m the same I had to unfollow them both as a parent and highly emotional person I can’t bare it, and you get the like of hinch doing that! Fair play she did donate money to her go fund me but I feel like she posts to make herself look like saint soph when in fact it makes her look like an insensitive prick...brb off to make a fake Instagram to tell her how I feel.
‘With Madame H it’s all about the Baby Show... but she’s trolling us and keeping us guessing don’t you know’
I’ve so Kate to the party ,what is all this butter shiz?? I’m trying to guess but not getting far
Mrs Hinch #373 Kept the Tesco collab under her hat ... can you see a bump under all that tat?
Whatever you put in you hospital bag it'll be white, grey,bayyyygggee and have his name on it.....you attention seeking dull bint....
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It's here in her own book, she advised packing your favourite butter for after birthing toast snacks
Hosp bag list ideas:
1. Zoflora
2. Teaspoon (in case sink is rank)
3. Harpic
4. Cloffs to clean the baby: esp Scrub Daddy Scrub Mummy
5. Grey lounge wear with Hinch on so the nurses know she is a vip
6. A Minky to clean her minky afterwards
6. Microfibre cloff to wrap baby in
7. The phone number of ‘Baby People’ in case she decides she’s not a baby person after all.
You’re welcome sopha
1. Zoflora
2. Teaspoon (in case sink is rank)
3. Harpic
4. Cloffs to clean the baby: esp Scrub Daddy Scrub Mummy
5. Grey lounge wear with Hinch on so the nurses know she is a vip
6. A Minky to clean her minky afterwards
6. Microfibre cloff to wrap baby in
7. The phone number of ‘Baby People’ in case she decides she’s not a baby person after all.
You’re welcome sopha
Ooh yes I wonder no where near as funny as the ‘graveys’ wasn’t the same when they left but I do bloody love Kenneth
bleeping butter lord give me strength. When my son almost ripped my foof in half after an 18 hour back to back labour, laying there traumatised as duck and being stitched up afterwards I remember thinking - I’m so glad I remembered the butter so that bite of toast WiLl fEeL LiKe hOMe 
your whole list is gold and it has me howling, you awful nusty troll!! 
lord give me strength. When my son almost ripped my foof in half after an 18 hour back to back labour, laying there traumatised as duck and being stitched up afterwards I remember thinking - I’m so glad I remembered the butter so that bite of toast WiLl fEeL LiKe hOMe A minky to clean her minkyHosp bag list ideas:
1. Zoflora
2. Teaspoon (in case sink is rank)
3. Harpic
4. Cloffs to clean the baby: esp Scrub Daddy Scrub Mummy
5. Grey lounge wear with Hinch on so the nurses know she is a vip
6. A Minky to clean her minky afterwards
6. Microfibre cloff to wrap baby in
7. The phone number of ‘Baby People’ in case she decides she’s not a baby person after all.
You’re welcome sopha
your whole list is gold and it has me howling, you awful nusty troll!! The people on a certain FB group are bloody stupid.
“Anyone suggest anything to get rid of a damp smell in my bathroom?” People suggest everything other than opening a window
“How do people make their houses smell nice?” Everyone again suggests everything apart from cleaning
“Anyone suggest anything to get rid of a damp smell in my bathroom?” People suggest everything other than opening a window
“How do people make their houses smell nice?” Everyone again suggests everything apart from cleaning
Thread suggestion right thereY
You go tell her for me too please!
‘With Madame H it’s all about the Baby Show... but she’s trolling us and keeping us guessing don’t you know’
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