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adapted to fit - On the 12th day of Christmas, Hinch gave to me, turkey with Elbow Grease-flavoured gravy!
We have made it guyzz.
The 12 Days of Xmas is complete, just before the big day.
Red is cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up
Monday
WAC again. Sopha, ask your bestie for her sleep therapists number?
Bed tidied.
Day 21 Elf is begging to go to Dubai, trying to be funny but a bit insensitive.
Xmas tree pea, pesto & spinach tortilla wrap for lunch – yuk
Presents wrapped and sorted out to give out when they can. Ok then.
She states at the moment she either doesn’t clean or is cleaning mad, even if it’s late. She has done the soup (begging to Heinz) and shoe cupboards.
Then she organised the under stair cupboard. Put up a light, the door squeaked and she insisted it wasn’t her arse.
Ron’s near the dog again. Feeding him dry bread.
Under sink tidied. She’s on a roll. The kitchen is getting the Hinch treatment.
Goodnight.
Tuesday
Day 22 Elf is back, climbing the small tree. zzzz is back as well.
Advent opened.
Postman is still coming though. The UK may be struggling to post on time but her house gets it bang on time. Amazing.
She cleaned the oven because they can’t go to Ma’s for Xmas dinner now. Aww, hahaha.
Put the racks in the bath, copied another account of course. Used elbow grease and her scrub daddy on a self-cleaning oven.
She did day 22 of the Sky advent #ad for another £24k
Ron has a sippy cup now, she posted someone else's story that the instructions weren’t that clear and showed a grimy cup ewww. However, she added a poll to get engagement. Sneaky cow.
2 man team now at night time. Ahhh. Please stop.
Late night cleaning again, en suite tonight.
Having a bath and showed her legs off, anxious or not, that is a little too far.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens
adapted to fit - On the 12th day of Christmas, Hinch gave to me, turkey with Elbow Grease-flavoured gravy!
We have made it guyzz.
The 12 Days of Xmas is complete, just before the big day.
Red is cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.
Last thread catch up
Monday
WAC again. Sopha, ask your bestie for her sleep therapists number?
Bed tidied.
Day 21 Elf is begging to go to Dubai, trying to be funny but a bit insensitive.
Xmas tree pea, pesto & spinach tortilla wrap for lunch – yuk
Presents wrapped and sorted out to give out when they can. Ok then.
She states at the moment she either doesn’t clean or is cleaning mad, even if it’s late. She has done the soup (begging to Heinz) and shoe cupboards.
Then she organised the under stair cupboard. Put up a light, the door squeaked and she insisted it wasn’t her arse.
Ron’s near the dog again. Feeding him dry bread.
Under sink tidied. She’s on a roll. The kitchen is getting the Hinch treatment.
Goodnight.
Tuesday
Day 22 Elf is back, climbing the small tree. zzzz is back as well.
Advent opened.
Postman is still coming though. The UK may be struggling to post on time but her house gets it bang on time. Amazing.
She cleaned the oven because they can’t go to Ma’s for Xmas dinner now. Aww, hahaha.
Put the racks in the bath, copied another account of course. Used elbow grease and her scrub daddy on a self-cleaning oven.
She did day 22 of the Sky advent #ad for another £24k
Ron has a sippy cup now, she posted someone else's story that the instructions weren’t that clear and showed a grimy cup ewww. However, she added a poll to get engagement. Sneaky cow.
2 man team now at night time. Ahhh. Please stop.
Late night cleaning again, en suite tonight.
Having a bath and showed her legs off, anxious or not, that is a little too far.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
Wiki page.
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
Wiki page.
https://tattle.life/wiki/mrs-hinch/
For new members.
Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
Attempting a worm.
) and I come back to a new thread. Just want to acknowledge those who correct me RE the bump post. Thankfully it was just her saggy tit 
