Mrs Hinch #295 On the 11th day of Xmas, Hinch gave to me, no content yet more footage of Little Ronnie

[Eat more cake]

What an awkward place for the toilet roll to be. I'd throw my back and neck out if I was sat there needing some.

Can someone please explain how Ronnie McFists being asleep prevents her from mopping the floor in the ensuite? Hoover maybe, but are his ears that sensitive that the sound of a mop is going to wake him up?

I get the feeling she is the type of person who can't do anything quietly. Whether its yawning or mopping.

 

[Cupcakery]

Can someone please explain how Ronnie McFists being asleep prevents her from mopping the floor in the ensuite? Hoover maybe, but are his ears that sensitive that the sound of a mop is going to wake him up?

Asleep at Ma Yahoo-Barkers most probably?

 

[Workingmumlife]

Seriously kids sleep thru anything normally! Mine sleep downstairs and not once has a washer/dryer/hoover....mop woke them up!

 

[Areyehavinalaugh]

Ronnie is allowed to run to her, strategically placed on said chair, Ma is the postman who collects him and he leaves for the day with her only to return when Sopha (love that name) is ready after pre recording her life up until 31st jan 2021

That makes so much sense, deffo the way it goes whoever came up with Sopha is a legend

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Jesus bleeping Christ!!!!!!! I had to do a speed clean as I’ve let so much pile up (I have a toddler and I work so not just been festering on the sofa like Hinch) but how the duck does she do it! Usually I’m a pretty tidy kind of person and clean with the most basic chemicals but tonight for some bizarre reason I grabbed flash bathroom and bleeping hell I can’t breath! I use stuff sparingly compared to Hinch no wonder she’s off her bleeping face I feel fucked and will never be using that again I had to leave the room multipul times for bloody air and just wanted it gone!

I also gave a spritz of room spray as husbands due home soon (he also works not like Hinch camera boy) and all in all my house now feels like a chemical fest let alone firing up wax burners. She must of burnt out her nostrils co this can’t be normal!!!

Never “hinching” again little and often must resume I can’t live the Hinch life of cover the whole house in chemicals all in one sitting sorry had to share coz I’m horrified (started having a sneezing fit now ffs) I actually followed her and didn’t mind her in her bi carb white vinegar days!!!

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

Seriously kids sleep thru anything normally! Mine sleep downstairs and not once has a washer/dryer/hoover....mop woke them up!

I think this is something you have to instill early on. I always made sure to watch tv and have conversations in the room with my sleeping newborn. Hoover, washing up, have a shower while they're asleep and they get to be deep sleepers. People who tip toe round newborns have to tip toe until their kids move out

 

[Misssj80]

It was the way, after she had used a wipe on the bathroom floor, she looked at it and said Not too bad. It was dirty love. How does her bathroom floor get so dirty? Mine gets dusty and hairy, cat and mine, but not dirty. But maybe that's because we don't go in the bathroom in our shoes?

 

[mammaof3]

Why do you need to whisper Soph, Ron's not in there!

 

[Makaraka]

What an awkward place for the toilet roll to be. I'd throw my back and neck out if I was sat there needing some.


I get the feeling she is the type of person who can't do anything quietly. Whether its yawning or mopping.

Her size 10 slippers and seal hands just make her trip over everything whilst carrying her minky causing loud noises to rouse Jamie from porn hub...

Nothing to do with Ronnie being asleep

 

[Notgonnalie]

Seriously kids sleep thru anything normally! Mine sleep downstairs and not once has a washer/dryer/hoover....mop woke them up!

totally agree. We stayed at a hotel and a fire alarm was going off and my son still didn’t waken lol honest to god!! Plus didn’t ronnie magically sleep through the whole of Lapland!?!

 

[Debsy37]

Shouldn’t she have put ad on the garnier pic seeing as she “works” with them

 

[shadyessex33]

Can someone please explain how Ronnie McFists being asleep prevents her from mopping the floor in the ensuite? Hoover maybe, but are his ears that sensitive that the sound of a mop is going to wake him up?

The way that kid sleeps I’d be more conscious of making noise in the morgue at work. He’s always asleep!!! They’re not little naps either

 

[GBB]

No love YOU'RE LYING. Every time....and every time you get caught out because you are too thick to pull the wool over OUR eyes.
For the record no. NEVER used a baby wipe to wipe over tiled floors. I use proper floor wipes or a mop and bucket. Use a cloth and get on your knees lazy witch. You've been stuck on the sofa day and night for so long and this is all for the Tattlers' benefit. Stop over acting now we are so sick of your lying twaddle.

 

[LilacLady53]

Ron's wearing his Christmas Eve Box socks..the socks she called.finger puppets

Is there a filter on that pic? He’s mighty orange!

 

[Cupcakemum]

I think they’re ghosting me. I’ve not had a reply for a couple of weeks now I wonder if she’s been in their stationary cupboard to bribe them?

Oooo I wonder if they're about to ban you! I seem to remember it went quiet before I got an email from some bloke called Anthony saying how I had reported too many times and it was "becoming unsustainable" and that "I limit the complaints I was sending"

Apparently I had.. "understandably had not considered that your pattern of complaining is having the effect of utilising a disproportionate amount of our limited resources to the potential detriment of other customers."

He went on to say... "We are happy to accept a small number of further complaints from you over the next 6 months or so, until such time as your level of complaints has been brought back within a reasonable level. Please note that if the current pattern of complaints from you is not modified, I may need to consider putting in place a temporary restriction on your ability to access our services in the future."

I found it a personal accomplishment that I had made them work for their money temporarily and that they'd had enough of my grassing arse

Come join me on the 'duck you' side

 

[Sloppys]

Why can’t she mop if Ronnies asleep?

 

[Baxtyboo]

If things are getting to her this much, why doesn’t she just stop? If her shoppers are as wonderful as she makes out, then they’d understand?? A few years ago I left a job that was making me miserable - I used to cry when I got home and would wake up with such a feeling of dread about having to go in - I realised I needed to leave because of the effect it was having on me. Surely someone with the history of anxiety that she claims to have, would realise that her ‘job’ was damaging to her mental health and she needs to stop?? She can’t possibly need the money anymore.

I read shoppers as shoulders

 

[Shhhhh!×]

I see a pined toilet seen so many people on here asking about the toilet, she has delivered

 

[Sloppys]

So she flogs garner to her follows but on her shelves she’s got Estée Lauder and rodial bee venom? A couple of hundreds pounds worth of products. The bee venom alone is around £130. Soo relatable soph.

Edit - garnier not garner

 

[Notgonnalie]

I see a pinned toilet seen so many people on here asking about the toilet, she has delivered

She works hard for the money, so hard for it honey! She works hard for the money so you better treat her right (like she deserves)