Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

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mammaof3

mammaof3

The consensus is to name the thread - Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

Thanks to @tippingpoint.




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Last thread catch up.
Friday
No fresh ‘n’ up Friday again, then she announces the day off, but make it count!! Coincidently SS has a day off too,
Saturday
2 posts all about her.
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She can’t believe people liked her cheap xmas test tubes so is now making cookie jars gifts ffs.
#ad swipe up regarding the tags.
Videoed the performing child for content purposes.
She has given so many away so cleaned the remainder of her candle lanterns. The big one was dusty. Dirty cow.
Chucked some clean cloffs into the washer. Back to cleaning with Zoflora, or is she? Pre-record? Nails are different!!
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Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.



BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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wiki page.

Mrs Hinch Wiki

Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
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Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 
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The Dowager

The Dowager

Thanks @mammaof3 for the new thread, it must be like having a full time job... I do hope you put 'new thread, first page recap etc' on your Hinch list :ROFLMAO:
 
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JMS123

JMS123

Sorry, can’t work out how to quote from the last thread but in reply to the post about people buying Flash cleaner and then asking what you use it for.

Can you imagine buying a product without knowing what it’s for? Surely the point of shopping is to buy something you need (or like)?

Perhaps it’s a sheep thing, all the huns are buying these tiny test tubes, I’ll buy some just in case I’m missing out...
 
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tippingpoint

Hahahahaha! Thanks guys! First thread title for Hinch and the weird thing is I didn’t even try. I didn’t even put it forward as a thread title. Which begs the question -

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO LITTLE OLD ME?!
 
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Henny Penny

Henny Penny

Right... I know this has been mentioned but I can’t to get over how much of a photo shop this image is- the more I look the more it’s obvious. Circled bits are repeated- if you zoom in even the grass is same pattern and arrow bit is blurred!
I don’t know if they have fake grass or shite grass that they’re Trying to make look ‘insta perfect’ but it’s fake and annoying !! 😡😡🙄
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Rosiepie

Just having a browse for Christmas books and was looking at ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’ and this is what popped up in the search! 🤣 We all knew her memoir book was fictional and aimed at kids, it even put poor Janet to sleep the other night😴
 

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HinchesSousChef

HinchesSousChef

So can someone confirm that the view from the window with candles on was the front garden please?
(Clinging on to astroturfgate here 😂😂😂)
 
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NotGonnaLieHereForTheTea

Did you see Ronnie’s face in that last video?? That poor soul just looks at her and doesn’t even flinch, that’s the worrying part of all this. Her son doesn’t even like her and he’s a baby!! I’m shook.
 
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Hanni-pops77

Hanni-pops77

NotGonnaLieHereForTheTea said:
Did you see Ronnie’s face in that last video?? That poor soul just looks at her and doesn’t even flinch, that’s the worrying part of all this. Her son doesn’t even like her and he’s a baby!! I’m shook.
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No wonder when its her favourite place on a couch with the bleeping dog
 
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SARAHDOESIT

Thinking of driving down to Maldon to check out the front garden and the drive tomorrow - just to confirm new car purchase. Lets keep it all relatable guyzzzzzzzzz
 
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