Did they hell as like not tell her about this new product. This is just a new sales pitch, so not just here it is GUYZZZZ I love it swipe up buy buy buy. Nope instead show product, do bewildered me - have I somehow missed it - been left out, then Hinchy on so called hunt for said item. Then angels singing, hinchers weeping with deepest joy after all contacting every discount store known to man increasing her engagement by thousands. P&G send her a solid gold one delivered by Lee Evans from Blue in a new top Range Rover Sport all for her to keep to apologise. Start the usual crap.
Oh and by the way not my theory but cousin Director of marketing for major retailer. Bit about blue and car though all my own theory. Have to say he is lovely with us and family but is often seeming as shady as f*** too in how their ad campaigns go even though they are so upmarket. But I could ask him re Hinch as he and his husband are here this weekend. In his favour he shudders at her name they won't ever use Z list celebs he says as they are either here today, gone tomorrow or are so fame hungry they get into all kinds of tit and could badly damage their brand - he doesn't care if they damage their own.