I also remember once texting the landlord, who I had just signed the tenancy for and got my keys an hour prior asking for a 20 bag, instead of my dealer. I thought I was going to lose the house and everything and texted insisting it was my "friend by accident". He rang back and said "little white lies dont get past me, I smoke it myself, as long as the neighbours dont complain about the smell you're fine". My face did go very red whenever I saw him after that, however I was even more embarrassed when I and then even my friends, my neighbours also noticed he had a crush. He was very handy and offering to do odd jobs for me... he renovated my kitchen himself, installed a new bath, tiled everywhere, painted, turnt a brick shed outside into a fully functioning normally heated room for my boys to use when they became teenagers and would regularly call and check if I needed anything as he only lived down the street. It was all very embarrassing, I could see the way he looked at me sometimes and the way he would awkwardly make conversation. He was a bald, bespectacled, middle aged man who wore a tracksuit and would often play modern day R and B songs out loud from his car. He was going through a mid life crisis and trying to hit on a 28 year old single mother.