Fell off a stage at a provincial nightclub in a town I'd rather forget while dancing to Poison by Alice Cooper (where do you even start on that one).
Got so uproariously pissed on the night of my Year 11 leavers ball that I fell backwards out of our limo, a'la Edina Monsoon in the first episode of Ab Fab.
At a colleague's wedding a few years ago, I'd availed myself to the free bar a little too much and told my then-boss I wanted to jack in my career and move to the developing world to teach English. I have never once, even for a second, had that ambition before. Needless to say, I didn't give up my career (thank God).
At the same wedding said to a colleague's wife "have you seen that woman who's come dressed as Joseph & His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" (tbf, the jacket was very loud) and didn't realise, until it was much too late, that the woman I was speaking to had been the self-same Joseph Jacket botherer, and had simply removed it to dance.
Got so uproariously pissed on the night of my Year 11 leavers ball that I fell backwards out of our limo, a'la Edina Monsoon in the first episode of Ab Fab.
At a colleague's wedding a few years ago, I'd availed myself to the free bar a little too much and told my then-boss I wanted to jack in my career and move to the developing world to teach English. I have never once, even for a second, had that ambition before. Needless to say, I didn't give up my career (thank God).
At the same wedding said to a colleague's wife "have you seen that woman who's come dressed as Joseph & His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" (tbf, the jacket was very loud) and didn't realise, until it was much too late, that the woman I was speaking to had been the self-same Joseph Jacket botherer, and had simply removed it to dance.
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