I had an interview in one of those fancy serviced offices. I got through security & took the lift where I was directed. Did the interview, and took the lift back down to the ground floor. But I didn't recognize where I was, and was wandering around trying to look like I knew where I was going whilst desperately trying to find the exit. Got increasingly panicky, kept retracing my footsteps, then I nearly got trapped in a deserted room. I eventually twigged I must have entered on the Lower ground floor.
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You just reminded me of a cat related one too.So my cat decided to embarrass me today!
His cat tower is about 3 feet behind my chair where I'm set up WFH at the dining table. On a Teams Meeting with some colleagues, we're in the depths of a discussion so I'm scribbling away on a notepad and one of them just says "Is that your cat licking his doo-dah?"
I turned around and lo and behold, my big white and ginger cat is sat on the top of the tower in full view of the camera, giving his arse a good old clean
Pre lockdown I was decorating and had an appointment for someone to come and measure my room for carpet. After he'd finished the bloke asked if he could use my bathroom as he had a long drive.
As I walked downstairs I thought it odd that both my cats were sniffing round his workbag. No, my tom cat had decided to have the biggest piss in his bag whilst the other one watched
This poor bloke came down to me trying to soak up warm piss which had pretty much filled the bag, with kitchen roll
If that's your most embarrassing story, you're doing very well!
These are brilliant... heres some of my standout moments....
1. Getting busted watching my parents porn videos (thankfully not homemade.) Must have been around 12 snooping around their room one day. Didn't even know what I was watching at first as it was all blue and terrible quality.. wasn't until later I understood the term blue movies. Unfortunately the tape got stuck in the player and I couldn't get it out without confessing all to my dad. Didn't ever ask what I was watching or how it happened just took it to be repaired and never spoke of it again.
2. Pissing myself at secondary school. My friends were pushing me before school in a shopping trolley and I couldn't get out. We were laughing so much I fully wet myself. Ended up getting in loads of trouble for missing first period and had to explain my accident to the head of year. Was sent to rummage lost property for some fetching tracksuit bottoms to wear for the rest of the day.
3. First ever job after leaving school and my huge primark gel chicken fillet fell out of my top into the middle of a busy office. Never been more mortified as a young girl. My boss was a horrible little man, which was confirmed when he picked it up and made a huge scene over it (still convinced he knew it was mine- however I didn't say a word or claim it!) He kept it on his desk as a 'stress ball' to everyones amusement and would even parade it around and bring it to some staff meetings. The chicken fillet lasted longer than me as I left soon after!
4. Living with my partner and his mom whilst our house was being renovated. Came home after a night out and took my whole jumpsuit off to use the downstairs bathroom. Was already braless and don't know what possessed me to remove my undies too. But ended crashing on the sofa butt naked. Someone had obvisouly saw me and put a throw on me to protect any dignity I may of had left. Turns out it was the MIL who tried to wake me in the early hours and get me to bed but to no avail.
Another one involving my dear MIL and nudity. She would always just walk in to our bedroom whilst knocking. I've had convos with her whilst her beloved son is still inside of me, yet she doesnt bat an eyelid. Secretly think she gets a weird kick out of catching people in uncompromising positions.
1. Getting busted watching my parents porn videos (thankfully not homemade.) Must have been around 12 snooping around their room one day. Didn't even know what I was watching at first as it was all blue and terrible quality.. wasn't until later I understood the term blue movies. Unfortunately the tape got stuck in the player and I couldn't get it out without confessing all to my dad. Didn't ever ask what I was watching or how it happened just took it to be repaired and never spoke of it again.
2. Pissing myself at secondary school. My friends were pushing me before school in a shopping trolley and I couldn't get out. We were laughing so much I fully wet myself. Ended up getting in loads of trouble for missing first period and had to explain my accident to the head of year. Was sent to rummage lost property for some fetching tracksuit bottoms to wear for the rest of the day.
3. First ever job after leaving school and my huge primark gel chicken fillet fell out of my top into the middle of a busy office. Never been more mortified as a young girl. My boss was a horrible little man, which was confirmed when he picked it up and made a huge scene over it (still convinced he knew it was mine- however I didn't say a word or claim it!) He kept it on his desk as a 'stress ball' to everyones amusement and would even parade it around and bring it to some staff meetings. The chicken fillet lasted longer than me as I left soon after!
4. Living with my partner and his mom whilst our house was being renovated. Came home after a night out and took my whole jumpsuit off to use the downstairs bathroom. Was already braless and don't know what possessed me to remove my undies too. But ended crashing on the sofa butt naked. Someone had obvisouly saw me and put a throw on me to protect any dignity I may of had left. Turns out it was the MIL who tried to wake me in the early hours and get me to bed but to no avail.
Another one involving my dear MIL and nudity. She would always just walk in to our bedroom whilst knocking. I've had convos with her whilst her beloved son is still inside of me, yet she doesnt bat an eyelid. Secretly think she gets a weird kick out of catching people in uncompromising positions.
That happened to me while I was on holiday at Disney World a few years ago (white shorts), I actually was more upset by the fact I’d walked past numerous families but no one had the decency to say a word than having my period in the middle of the holiday
No offence but how thick is your branch manager?I had to type an email to a new branch manager regarding login details for an office application. However I never properly proofread it before sending and about an hour later she replied asking why she was been asked to enter an offensive word?
Turns out I had typed "enter your accunt at the prompt"
Oops!
Any other person would have read that and thought "oops, they were probably meant to put account" and maybe laughed. It's obvious!
She worked in sales, selling computer hardware and software. But she wasn't at all knowledgeable with how they all worked. I don't know if you've seen that wonderful Ch4 comedy "The IT Crowd", but she is one of those users who complains about a computer not working, and on closer inspection she hasn't actually switched it on at the mains!No offence but how thick is your branch manager?
She was probably good at selling tin, but not the brightest lightbulb when it came to following instructions using them.Many years ago I was at a very boring dinner party and had too much to drink (to curb the boredom) felt a fart coming on and in my drunken state thought I could sneak out a silent one. Cue the loudest most knicker ripping fart in history! 
I woke up in cold sweats of embarrassment for weeks afterwards.
A friend of mine, again after too much to drink, went to the loo in a night club and instead of walking around the crowd came back by cutting straight across the dance floor. There were cameras which showed footage of the dancers on tv screens all around the club. The whole club had an extensive view of her long walk back with her dress tucked firmly into her knickers!
I woke up in cold sweats of embarrassment for weeks afterwards.A friend of mine, again after too much to drink, went to the loo in a night club and instead of walking around the crowd came back by cutting straight across the dance floor. There were cameras which showed footage of the dancers on tv screens all around the club. The whole club had an extensive view of her long walk back with her dress tucked firmly into her knickers!
Many years ago, my wonderful 90 year old Grandmother caught me an an ex, "canoodling" under a duvet on the sofa. She didn't hastily retreat as one would expect, she came within breathing distance to have a closer look!
Got stuck in the toilet in a pub in Manchester city centre at Christmas for about an hour. There was no gaps anywhere. Fire brigade called. As I was freed/released the entire pub (strangers) sang 'Oh dear what can the matter be, this little lady got stuck in the lavatory'. On repeat. 
Another embarrassing memory from me...My sister and I had gone out in her red Renault 5 to get a Chinese takeaway. She left me in the takeaway whilst she popped to the nearby shop and gave me strict instructions to keep an eye on her car parked outside as she had only just got it. A few minutes had gone by when I then saw a man trying to break into her car. I rushed outside, shouting ‘Oi, leave that car alone’ only to find that he was unlocking the driver door of an identical looking red Renault 5 parked next to my sister’s one. He didn’t say anything but looked completely confused by my ‘little outburst’ whilst I slunk back into the takeaway feeling soooooo embarrassed. Ps. Sister found the whole thing hilarious when she returned but I was absolutely mortified! 
My other happened regularly pre-covid. Falling asleep on the Euston to Manchester train (and vice versa) and waking myself up snoring really loudly, like one big piggy snort.
One time I actually was so shocked and confused I asked the woman across the aisle "was that me?" and she grinned and nodded. The shame of it.
Sometimes, if I am on a window seat, I also drool and have to peel my face off the window.
I pray to god I don't fart too!
One time I actually was so shocked and confused I asked the woman across the aisle "was that me?" and she grinned and nodded. The shame of it.
Sometimes, if I am on a window seat, I also drool and have to peel my face off the window.
I pray to god I don't fart too!
I did the snorting myself awake thing in the cinema once!My other happened regularly pre-covid. Falling asleep on the Euston to Manchester train (and vice versa) and waking myself up snoring really loudly, like one big piggy snort.
One time I actually was so shocked and confused I asked the woman across the aisle "was that me?" and she grinned and nodded. The shame of it.
Sometimes, if I am on a window seat, I also drool and have to peel my face off the window.
I pray to god I don't fart too!
A bird shat on my head in the middle of Blackpool. I’d gone with friends for a boozy weekend and we’d not long got there. Felt a splat on my head, instantly knew what it was and shouted “OMG A BIRD HAS JUST SHAT ON MY HEAD HELP” My friends thought it was hilarious, I was horrified! Someone had to run into a nearby chippy to get napkins.
How many people have since told you it is really good luck??! haha
Too many, thankfully it was years ago now.
Spoiler alert: The good luck never materialised
I didn’t know what else to do I just needed some helpThis made me laugh out loud
Haha! It's the most recent one that came to mind. I've got my period & poo stories too but I guess that kind of thing doesn't embarass me! I have a terrible sense of direction and I get mortified about it!
I remember being in hospital in severe pain. A doctor came over and said "your MRI shows a whole load of poo blocked up. There's a bad blockage you need an enema" there were 3 other strangers in the bay looking at me and someone who I had just started seeing was with me. Mortified.
Also had to have a few suppositories. I was off my head on gas and air. I was walking around the room with my arse clenched. The doctor came to check on me and asked how I was doing. I turned round crying my eyes out saying "it feels like I'm smuggling drugs, take it out" as I lifted my gown to expose my clenched arse cheeks
Also had to have a few suppositories. I was off my head on gas and air. I was walking around the room with my arse clenched. The doctor came to check on me and asked how I was doing. I turned round crying my eyes out saying "it feels like I'm smuggling drugs, take it out" as I lifted my gown to expose my clenched arse cheeks