Who is CB though? Bit gutted there was no comment on C Telford tbh!
But she slagged off motherpukka!!! Such a sly witch. MP helped her when she took her 3 week break from insta when she didn’t like people saying she sold her kids and she sent people crappy DMs. She spent a day with MP... what an absolute cow.Who is CB though? Bit gutted there was no comment on C Telford tbh!
Someone needs to send this to those listed! Although there will be denial of course.I’m having a nose all the old Alice in wonderlust posts for LOLs.
she:
- joined Tattle to slag off Cash Carraway
- defended her st clemmie of midwifery shift pattern, “my sister in law is a nurse at that trust and works 2 fixed shifts a month...” “...there’s a thing called Kings Flexi”
- slagged off That Mummy Smile twice (mocked her attending a podcast launch and her run in with CC)
- slagged off mother pukka (“failed attempts at being the next Zoe Ball on the radio”)
- MP “Matt is great! Funny witty and seems switched on. I have reservations about Anna. This dressing rooms scenes seem so contrived”
- someone cryptically criticised MP “tell us exactly what happened”
- slagged off the ski trip NSSN et al went on
- slagged off tier 3 instamums generally
- covered her tracks - references having 2 kids, and (my favourite) “we haven’t had a holiday abroad in years camping in Devon is all we can manage”
- “I actually don’t mind MOD... and you know what good on her if she’s realigning herself and posting less of her kids”
- tier 1 influencers “quietly steered away from it all as they now realise how tit a Ryvita dancing event is”
- on INPO: “I cannot get over her commitment of instamum social climbing. It’s been quite fascinating to watch (and cringey)”
- madlads: “chavs version of the hoopers”
- CB: “her behaviour is shady” “is really aggressive and always brings it back to race”
- emily Murray “smug as duck.... she is bland and incredibly try hard”
- hungermama “oversharing a bit whiffy” “gives impressions shes desperate to be part of that group”
- Mercer7 “met her once she’s intolerable”
and on herself & Sly:
- “her passion [for midwifery] shines through”
- “I think they [MOFOD] look like a laugh don’t take themselves too seriously and seem like genuine mates”
- “these guys seem like decent people”
- “generally she seems to be more conscious about sharing more engaging content”
- I think there’s grey (tasteful) and there’s grey Mrs Hinch
- she is the one that stands out to me as someone who engages in really interesting discussions and not some of that drivel the other instamums churn out
- people like MOFOD are aligning themselves in the sort of celebrity world
Come back MOD. You were such good value on here
I deal with a lot of these types and in all honesty, I would only care about the job they do. We get all sorts from scruffy to neat and the best person I work with who rakes in the millions is as scruffy as hell!On another note, I am surprised Sly FoD goes on a business trip with greying stubbly beard. He looks very ungroomed generally and a lot older than he is with the very grey beard. His jeans are very odd too, with the tight rolled up legs - they look very feminine to me. His mocking tour of Manila air conditioning units was bizarre too.
She is so rude. MP is always pretty innocuous and I quite like her dressing room videos. At least her kids aren’t flogging clothes for her.But she slagged off motherpukka!!! Such a sly witch. MP helped her when she took her 3 week break from insta when she didn’t like people saying she sold her kids and she sent people crappy DMs. She spent a day with MP... what an absolute cow.
Candice Brathwaite - an Instamum who (deservingly) has her own Tattle thread.She is so rude. MP is always pretty innocuous and I quite like her dressing room videos. At least her kids aren’t flogging clothes for her.
Who is CB?
Her lack of comment on Telford speaks volumes; she’s not even worth the mention.Who is CB though? Bit gutted there was no comment on C Telford tbh!
Off to have a nose...Candice Brathwaite - an Instamum who (deservingly) has her own Tattle thread.
He's having some sort of identity crisis surely? Looks about 10 years older than he is, dresses 10 years younger!On another note, I am surprised Sly FoD goes on a business trip with greying stubbly beard. He looks very ungroomed generally and a lot older than he is with the very grey beard. His jeans are very odd too, with the tight rolled up legs - they look very feminine to me. His mocking tour of Manila air conditioning units was bizarre too.
The beard covers up his weak chin. It’s going nowhere.He's having some sort of identity crisis surely? Looks about 10 years older than he is, dresses 10 years younger!
Welcome! You’ve found your people xJust found out about tattle a couple of weeks ago (Clemmie Telford story got me here) and all I can say is where have you been all this time ?! I always found Mod a little bitchy but I liked her in the beginning. Her page made me feel like tit tough so I unfollowed while on maternity leave with me second, didn’t need to see the perfect house and perfect clothes on the perfect kids while I was struggling in my Penney’s pyjamas. I’m glad this tread and all the past ones (took me a while to read them all but it was worth it !) opened my eyes about the fact that no I am not a jealous cow or a hater or a troll, and yes I do feel happy for women who succeeds, just not the one who do it at the expense of the mental health of new mothers at their most vulnerable time. Ps: as a French citizen I can only say that her Sandrene persona (it spells Sandrine btw) is the most akward and unfunny comical piece I’ve seen about French people, and believe me there are a lot of ways to make fun of French people, it just doesn’t work when you have no talent I guess.
It seems disrespectful to go to a different country and dress/look like that. He's not just popping up to London on the train.Someone needs to send this to those listed! Although there will be denial of course.
I deal with a lot of these types and in all honesty, I would only care about the job they do. We get all sorts from scruffy to neat and the best person I work with who rakes in the millions is as scruffy as hell!
Yes, as much as I’d love for Alice to be MOD (because that would be hilarious), I’m not 100% convinced. Is she really so two faced as to slag MP off? I know she can be a cow but that just seems beyond the pale especially when MP helped her out that time. I thought it had been surmised that it might’ve been one of MOD’s new besties from where she’d moved to, as there was an IG account with a similar username.Do we have concrete proof that MOD is Alice? I feel like there are some words and phrases that Simple Clemmie just wouldn’t have the ability to write? (Her posts are usually riddled with mistakes)
I think the smoking gun was that "Alice" professed to be posting from her ever so humble campsite in the UK but the IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) of the poster was on this luxury getaway at exactly the same time that Clemmie was posting her Instagram posts from exactly the same place. I think @Yel was the moderator who exposed the story. Just find it strange that MoD has never refuted it - hmm, possibly can't afford the evidence to be laid bare.Yes, as much as I’d love for Alice to be MOD (because that would be hilarious), I’m not 100% convinced. Is she really so two faced as to slag MP off? I know she can be a cow but that just seems beyond the pale especially when MP helped her out that time. I thought it had been surmised that it might’ve been one of MOD’s new besties from where she’d moved to, as there was an IG account with a similar username.