Just seems bizzare
Do you think he will be back in a couple of weeks when the twins have settled in school with some bull about lockdown/mental health/new perspective
Edited to add: hes probably reading here though and enjoying the speculation
MOD & FOD #36 Whatever we said, whatever we did, we didn’t mean it. We just want FOD back selling goods.
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Do you think he will be back in a couple of weeks when the twins have settled in school with some bull about lockdown/mental health/new perspective
Edited to add: hes probably reading here though and enjoying the speculation
I must say, I’m surprised he’s not been back by now. I bet he’s found he’s got more time to himself though and overall better mental health. The last few months of his feed and stories was not right at all. She’s done and dusted though I reckon, ain’t coming back. Repairing the day job.
Oh goodness, yes. The desperation in his posts "back in the day" were slowly becoming more manic.
Yes, who could forget his wild response to ‘Stay Alert’ where he acted out being alert when he was walking down the street 
I did not see this! I have visions of fod dressed as the Pink Panther darting around rubbish dumpsters and bus stops. My life is now not complete 
I did not see this! I have visions of fod dressed as the Pink Panther darting around rubbish dumpsters and bus stops. My life is now not complete
Your vision is excellent and sounds very watchable, however FOD's vision is not.
It wasn’t far off this behaviour!!I did not see this! I have visions of fod dressed as the Pink Panther darting around rubbish dumpsters and bus stops. My life is now not complete
Not commented on a MOD/FOD thread before but have definitely been enjoying the ride lurking since Alice gate 
Just wanted to say that I’ve met them both at both their book “tour” things (yes I know...) and Simon actually came across as quite well, an unassuming type who actually really does love his wife and kids (not excusing the child selling etc etc). He was really friendly and we chatted to him for a while. Just your standard dad type and I do think he let the “”””fame””””” run away with him a bit towards the end, constantly scraping the barrel to get him out of the tit heap that his wife created and you could tell he was going through a hugely tit time towards the end mentally maybe BUT Clammie oh my god. She was horrid. I was so disappointed. We didn’t buy her book but went up to speak to her, she was so not interested in anything we had to say because we didn’t have anything for her to sign, just looking around the room, sort of dismissing us in a way? My friend and I both left feeling like we’d genuinely been a nuisance in her day because that’s how she made us feel. Can deffo see why she fell out with the insta crew and can see why she wouldn’t be very much liked. I hope they both have found some peace in themselves living their lives without a camera or phone in their hand as it seems such a shame for their poor girls.
Just wanted to say that I’ve met them both at both their book “tour” things (yes I know...) and Simon actually came across as quite well, an unassuming type who actually really does love his wife and kids (not excusing the child selling etc etc). He was really friendly and we chatted to him for a while. Just your standard dad type and I do think he let the “”””fame””””” run away with him a bit towards the end, constantly scraping the barrel to get him out of the tit heap that his wife created and you could tell he was going through a hugely tit time towards the end mentally maybe BUT Clammie oh my god. She was horrid. I was so disappointed. We didn’t buy her book but went up to speak to her, she was so not interested in anything we had to say because we didn’t have anything for her to sign, just looking around the room, sort of dismissing us in a way? My friend and I both left feeling like we’d genuinely been a nuisance in her day because that’s how she made us feel. Can deffo see why she fell out with the insta crew and can see why she wouldn’t be very much liked. I hope they both have found some peace in themselves living their lives without a camera or phone in their hand as it seems such a shame for their poor girls.
So many times the perceptions of MODNot commented on a MOD/FOD thread before but have definitely been enjoying the ride lurking since Alice gate
Just wanted to say that I’ve met them both at both their book “tour” things (yes I know...) and Simon actually came across as quite well, an unassuming type who actually really does love his wife and kids (not excusing the child selling etc etc). He was really friendly and we chatted to him for a while. Just your standard dad type and I do think he let the “”””fame””””” run away with him a bit towards the end, constantly scraping the barrel to get him out of the tit heap that his wife created and you could tell he was going through a hugely tit time towards the end mentally maybe BUT Clammie oh my god. She was horrid. I was so disappointed. We didn’t buy her book but went up to speak to her, she was so not interested in anything we had to say because we didn’t have anything for her to sign, just looking around the room, sort of dismissing us in a way? My friend and I both left feeling like we’d genuinely been a nuisance in her day because that’s how she made us feel. Can deffo see why she fell out with the insta crew and can see why she wouldn’t be very much liked. I hope they both have found some peace in themselves living their lives without a camera or phone in their hand as it seems such a shame for their poor girls.
are proved right by people who’ve had real life interactions with her! 
Oh god, the people whose eyes dart around the room when you’re talking to them? Very irritating.
Nothing irritates me more! Just makes me feel like the person is wasting time with me until they can be somewhere else! Hate it.
Also another note - she once asked on insta if anyone was a Nanny in the area and if they would be free that night to look after the kids. I offered as I am local Nanny and she very nearly let me look after her kids without meeting them once! or me! I could have been anyone! Just so she could go and meet her instahuns at some event (which ended up being cancelled). Child safety is the very last thing on her list, not only just on the gram.
I think there is a photo of Clemmie and the girls on that Sarah Tomczak stories.
If it is her then hopefully she is enjoying her time with them away from Instagram and £££££.
Letting them be normal children.
If it is her then hopefully she is enjoying her time with them away from Instagram and £££££.
Letting them be normal children.
Yes I’d say that’s def Glen and girls.
I finally understand the pineapple love today and it's honestly life changing and very much like an Oprah "Ah Ha moment" for me.
"Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside."
"Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside."
I can't take her seriously anymore.
I screenshotted the same thing to share!
Being more cynical I was going to say I wonder if he’ll jump on this bandwagon (if it happens to others too) and say this happened to him and that’s why he took a break!
Wow that’s a really messed up thing to do to someone ? 
It’s ‘broken’ her? FFS how do these morons cope in the real world
She should try shopping at Asda in Charlton in a Friday evening.
I went to Ramsgate recently. It wasn’t as posh as I thought it would be.
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I always love a bit of @allybongo on here, just your name makes me giggle because when my kids were younger in an attempt to stop me swearing and saying things like “you little fucker” I’d say “you’re a bongo” or rather than say “oi head you left your dirty trainers on the kitchen counter” I’d say “oi bongo...”
On top of that your comments give me life! Exactly, it’s broken her, she’s so upset she doesn’t even feel like being on Instagram...no no don’t take such drastic measures hun, what will the world do without you on Instagram
sweet Jesus trolls please stop giving her bots we may lose one of our dear instamums and then what will we do? - Status