MOD & FOD #36 Whatever we said, whatever we did, we didn’t mean it. We just want FOD back selling goods.

[Tattlingpineapple]

Thread title by @Cliqueypedia with 38 votes.

But it was too long :-(


Recap:

The Hoopers paid (!!!) someone to paint their spindles and some doors. They also had some money left to buy followers from China and Russia. No ads, no posts so it's the longest vacation the children have ever had. Someone saw Clemmie at the store. She looked good. I had a date. It was boring.

 

[Mustard]

Pulling up a non gifted chair.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Thread title by @Cliqueypedia with 38 votes.

But it was too long :-(


Recap:

The Hoopers paid (!!!) someone to paint their spindles and some doors. They also had some money left to buy followers from China and Russia. No ads, no posts so it's the longest vacation the children have ever had. Someone saw Clemmie at the store. She looked good. I had a date. It was boring.

Congratulations @Cliqueypedia on THE DOUBLE!!!!

 

[Cliqueypedia]

Congratulations @Cliqueypedia on THE DOUBLE!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!!!!

I’m shooketh in a chunky boot with a diet cock and my pants in a dressing kitchen.

Not going to lie though. That pesky word count really messed up the good bit of my title

 

[Pocahontas]

THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!!!!

I’m shooketh in a chunky boot with a diet cock and my pants in a dressing kitchen.

Not going to lie though. That pesky word count really messed up the good bit of my title

A ‘diet cock’ sounds f a b u l o u s

Congrats on the thread title

 

[frostily]

THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!!!!

I’m shooketh in a chunky boot with a diet cock and my pants in a dressing kitchen.

Not going to lie though. That pesky word count really messed up the good bit of my title

More so than a diet cock?

 

[EddieBeds]

Sorry @ForeverMakingJibesWicked I didn’t manage to reply in time before the last thread was closed...and no idea how to quote across threads! If they have fucked off for good then FOD should close his account to fully protect the privacy of his daughters as their pictures are still available for all to see on Instagram.

But as another poster (ETA: @Tattlingpineapple) said in the last thread he’ll probably be back as they go off to school. Also he’s still being hacked hacked and being bought bots a plenty so doubt he’s going anywhere in the grand scheme of things.

@Tattlingpineapple FODs head will be so big when he reads his name is auto corrected to GOD!

 

[Pocahontas]

This is a good recap that @Emmadale posted in the last thread:



But while they’re been quiet we’ve:
- re-watched the awful dating thing she was in and remembered she is a mean girl
- found the deleted pics link and the gems of her in the delightful grenson boot
- dissected her awful book and found the not so favourable reviews
- found out about the Cash Carraway play and discussed her meanness in that debacle
- discovered some new reno pics

Staying quiet doesn’t help them!

 

[Cliqueypedia]

Haha, you’ll only get the diet cock joke if you’re over on BM2 thread where I’m also reigning title kween (sorry, another BM2 reference - she’s been on fire this week and it’s all I have now thanks to FOD the deserter)

 

[Doobots]

It's taken me months to bring myself back to this thread, after I spent so long here I ended up having a sex dream about FOD. It's probably for the best, for both his kids and my shame, that he's quiet. Has he ever infiltrated anyone else's dreams?

 

[frostily]

Can we start calling them bot bots?

 

[sassmaster3000]

my dearest FODDERS, i have a humble request, and i am very sorry to derail but i dont know where else to ask!
I'm 26 and next month will be moving to new zealand, from the UK. my 9yo cousin sticks to me like glue, and i always make sure we have a fun activity arranged for whenever she comes over...last night was a treasure hunt and then hot tub and face masks...

anyway shes absolutely heartbroken that im moving away...
i was wondering if anyone had any nice ideas of something to do with her before i move? pre-lockdown, i'd have arranged a proper spa day for us, but they've only just reopened and i dont trust them myself as a healthcare professional anyway, but also dont want to make her mum nervous with me taking her out to other places.
any ideas would be much appreciated!!

(sorry to derail!!!! i just love you all so much and really trust your advice)

 

[Duckypoo]

I'm almost having wallpaper withdrawal symptoms. It's getting serious

Also had my hair cut yesterday, was aiming for a cool 'Zaffron Moon' vibe. Ended up with a Clemmie

My son tried to compliment me by saying it was A Claire from Jurassic World style but all I can see is a Clemmie. Just need a French tuck and a boot to complete the look.

 

[Cliqueypedia]

Thanks for changing the title

 

[houseofhoop]

Just parking here with my popcorn and diet Cock. Hehe

 

[yellow_daisies]

Haha, you’ll only get the diet cock joke if you’re over on BM2 thread where I’m also reigning title kween (sorry, another BM2 reference - she’s been on fire this week and it’s all I have now thanks to FOD the deserter)

Thank the lord Emma and the Babettes are providing the entertainment, would be stuck otherwise!!!

 

[houseofhoop]

Thank the lord Emma and the Babettes are providing the entertainment, would be stuck otherwise!!!

Excuse my ignorance who is Emma and the babettes and what is BM2.
Been off tattle too long!!

 

[yellow_daisies]

Excuse my ignorance who is Emma and the babettes and what is BM2.
Been off tattle too long!!

Emma Conway, aka BrummyMummyof2.

 

[Middleagedwannagramma_]

966k and counting; it's like watching paint dry and having a tooth pulled at the same time, uncomfortable but weirdly satisfying!

966k and counting; it's like watching paint dry and having a tooth pulled at the same time, uncomfortable, but satisfying at same time!

Please excuse my tecchy fails ... It's been a long weekend.

 

[houseofhoop]

Emma Conway, aka BrummyMummyof2.

duck my life! I have important work to do this morning (aka the gym has reopened) and now I’m down the rabbit hole of this odious woman!!