Imagine receiving such a shockingly written email at work, a grown man using apostrophes to form plurals? His employer should be mortified tbhThat honestly hurts my eyes and brain to read that
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Was there a small, localised tsunami that hit them?!? Perhaps we'll have some brave little soldier style posts
It’s one of my biggest bugbears, babe.
(ooh, alliteration!)
ETA: a comma before babe. Can’t let myself drop to Foddy’s standards.
Maybe FOD has been ‘hobbled’ by fringe-off Clemmie, and is lying in his guest bedroom with the wallpaper twisting his melon? 
How the duck do you get blocked by a private account lmaooooo - what did you do?!Oh yep it’s still there I’ve just been blocked
They are SO reading here right now and saying, ‘Haha you trolls! That’s what you get for calling our home a house of clunge!’
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If they’ve split up he could spin the whole thing, so I’m thinking he’s gonna come back with a new angle... solo parenting the girls, time to himself to do all his DIY/bike tit/talking about being a bloke doing blokey things like drinking beer (
) and all whilst distance himself from the tarnished Glen brand.
) and all whilst distance himself from the tarnished Glen brand.
“It’s a house of vaginas, you classless trolls”
It might actually be a good idea for him to avoid the prime slots for his first post back, and try to sneak one in during the early hours!
If only the twins were still babies, he could be right in there with a nighttime feed post. It’d be primetime for Darlene & The Huns in Texas too.It might actually be a good idea for him to avoid the prime slots for his first post back, and try to sneak one in during the early hours!
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"These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains, strong."
Gonna stop drinking from the fountain of Harry potter one day.
Indeed hun.
"These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains, strong."
Gonna stop drinking from the fountain of Harry potter one day.
He’s still alive folks!
And how bleeping dare they call you Glen? Who the duck is Glen?!
We could have had it all, Si.
Yes, my darling Clem. We really could of.
Could HAVE, you cretin. Could have.
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While I am smirking to myself about his salad-striped-blazer private school not teaching the pampered poshboy pupils how to use apostrophes properly, as it vindicates all of my soapboxing about how private schools should be abolished, it is getting on my tits SO BADLY that he doesn't even use them erroneously with any consistency. Or capital letters for that matter. What the frig were Mother and Father of FoD paying for?!
That said... he still definitely earns more than I do. Wanker.
I was almost worried
Hahaha! I SO badly want this interaction to happen.
I honestly saw the two pages here and thought he posted.
So do I start handing out forms to everyone to join our knitting club now?
So do I start handing out forms to everyone to join our knitting club now?
She could just have more with a sports person who is not a rugby player. Then they would have the blended families content. Him the post divorce angle. Then just reconcile again if they really wanted to. Do a Myka?
*Cough cough-taps microphone..*
“Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling, Clementine
How I loved her, yes I loved her
But she fucked us up big time...”
Thank you, thank you
“Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling, Clementine
How I loved her, yes I loved her
But she fucked us up big time...”
Thank you, thank you
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