No wonder Vis is so unsettled, he doesn't know if he's coming or going with all these holidays, pub meals when he should be getting settled for bed. His routine will be haywire.
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Wtf this lot get gifted holidays etc all the time is beyond me!
Can someone please explain what the attraction is? Who gives a tit about any of them?
Can someone please explain what the attraction is? Who gives a tit about any of them?
and he has finally put gifted and ad on his stories, the same old cobblers "this is where I am happiest" next ponced holiday will also be where hes happiest whever it is...every thing he gets is his favourite and the best, why the duck do they give him a platform thick as tit
Jess probably uses Arg as a babysitter.
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Mark and Arg...fake daddy daycare
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Mark and Arg...fake daddy daycare
I bet arg becomes a dad before mark. All his other mates are having or had kids
Young Josh, Dustbin, and Elvis, will be a father before Mark lol.
Leather face, Jess, ham face ect away home, that's the free holiday by with..
but now Michelle is staying on and finally posting, hoping we forget her first few days were free.
but now Michelle is staying on and finally posting, hoping we forget her first few days were free.
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I just dont get why she always pretends shes not with them yet we see her all over there storys & then her storys are just of her she dont even allow pics of mark on her insta. I just find her very strange. Why go away with them if your embarrassed by them
You know what’s weird? I have just been reading this thread and i flicked over to Facebook videos only for a clip of her episode of Who do you think you are? to come up. Freaky.
Anyway what I originally was going to say was the old episodes of TOWIE have also been on Facebook videos and my god Mark was such a piece of tit to Lauren, i hope he feels ashamed if he also watches the old episodes. I don’t know what Michelle sees in him. Anyone remember the impression of MW that Leigh Francis used to do?!!!
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Anyway what I originally was going to say was the old episodes of TOWIE have also been on Facebook videos and my god Mark was such a piece of tit to Lauren, i hope he feels ashamed if he also watches the old episodes. I don’t know what Michelle sees in him. Anyone remember the impression of MW that Leigh Francis used to do?!!!
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I loved this he should do more impressions of mark & his begging & michelle acting like he dont existYou know what’s weird? I have just been reading this thread and i flicked over to Facebook videos only for a clip of her episode of Who do you think you are? to come up. Freaky.
Anyway what I originally was going to say was the old episodes of TOWIE have also been on Facebook videos and my god Mark was such a piece of tit to Lauren, i hope he feels ashamed if he also watches the old episodes. I don’t know what Michelle sees in him. Anyone remember the impression of MW that Leigh Francis used to do?!!!
Exactly! Why do this family get gifted these holidays? They’re Z list at best and not really got any clout or much influence to advertise / promote etc? Michelle may have a bit more clout but she hides them on her stories or doesn’t post about them
The mind boggles, or else they’re just really really beggy!
Im recovering from surgery ( minor but on bed rest ) and tattle has given me the best laughs lol, coat hanger mouth had me creasing a few threads back. I also have been binging towie and googling stuff like who Lucy Meck ended up with because why not when you have so much time on your hands lol. I rediscovered when Lucy Meck got with Max George around the start of Mark and Michelle's relationship. A magazine asked her about him and she said he's the best she's ever had in bed and Mark got so nasty to her on twitter, bet it stung for him to read that lmfao.
Max is the best she’s ever had in bed? When I first read it I thought you meant Mark is the best?!
Hahahahaha oh god no not mark, Max! There a hilarious article about it on Huff Post
Max is a good description of his downstairs arrangements anyway. That must annoy Mark.
Ryan Thomas's ( Lucy's boyfriend) looks like a button mushroom.
Max does have a big one.Massive actually.There 's a photo of it floating around the internet.I would be very insecure if I was Mark.
Is it big enough to fill Marks massive mouth?