He never likes to mention it's his 37 birthday. Getting near the big 40.
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Thought that big face was Arg’s for a second
Oh dear…
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Michelle can earn for both of them if she’s cast as the next Bond girl .
Basildon bond?
Have they finally worked out that Mark is totally unlikeable and his dad and brother were the stars of that show 
I only saw this because of Gogglebox but the scene where Big Mark is swinging in the air and they’re just shouting “Dad” made me laugh so much
everything he has ever done gets cancelled, remember the early stuff party round the world or whatever, absolutley dire, and as for all these people on DM saying he gave up his presenting job in america for michele, he was let go.....I am not sure how he still gets work
Imagine if his dad and brother are given a showHave they finally worked out that Mark is totally unlikeable and his dad and brother were the stars of that show
I think there are a few like that? Bradley Walsh, maybe Martin kemp and jack whitehall, so they must be popular shows, that would be so funny!Can just see mark throwing himself on Rinth floor crying when they announce it at there family chav upImagine if his dad and brother are given a show
Even when he skiing his big gob slobbering
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I find him so unappealing, his eyes are disappearing the older he gets. He was ok looking when younger. He seems to wear stress on his face no matter if he’s smiling imo:
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He’s just an absolute melt!
That post should have a trigger warning.
Imagine waking up and seeing that big ole face looming over you.
'was you dreamin about me babe? was you finkin about my luvvly body'
I know yuk
. It’s the smarmy arrogant smile I can’t stand most.He has no charisma to be a presenter even a serious one at that.
He looks about 47, takes after leather face.
Omg, I’m killing myself laughing at this! This is defo something he would say!
I reckon he’d be quite insecure deep down and will constantly need reassurance from Chelle.
Yeah I agree. I bet he farts 24/7 too with all the protein shakes etc he eats
Does anyone else find his chest really weird looking? Like even if he works out as must as possible does as many chest push ups as he can he still doesn’t get any pecks his chest is really
Ugly
Ugly
I find the dpwnward pointing nipples a bit odd like he had implants that went wrong!