I had a sighting in the wild last night. I was at Gators Dockside restaurant in Windermere slamming some beers with the wife when I notice out the corner of my eye the one and only Michael cruising into the restaurant. My words to my wife āholy
bleeping tit thatās Michaelā. Pics or it didāt happenā I got you covered and even better video.
My first objective was to accurately determine his height because he keeps emphasizing his six footedness. I went to the restroom to fake pee so I could get a better look and as luck would have it Michael was being seated right in front of me as I was walking out which allowed me to fake text and get this pic.
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Iām 6 foot 3 and on a good day Michael is 5 foot 10 and 1/4 max. BTW, they say the camera adds 10 lbs but Michael looks the same in person. He is eating with one guy and it looks like they played (or at least his friend) golf. No women just one dude with him. I begged my wife to make a fake phone call with video rolling for my peps here on tattle which produced this. Sorry so much motion but wife was going 007.
He acted like a normal person, no squealing or exaggerated expressions. We left before Michael did so I checked the parking lot for Honda CRVs. I know itās a popular car but there was only one in the parking lot. Interestingly it had a BLM and Rainbow pride sticker on the back. Probably not Michaelās unless he is trying to change the narrative. Sorry having issues posting the video. Will try to fix.