Just a reminder than Michael still has a Ben Shapiro video in his "Cruising" playlist on his channel.
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I was there in Early February, absolutely slammed! Usually 2 hour+ waits on the feature attractions, and 1+ hour on the less-popular ones. If that was supposed to be Disney at low crowds, then I absolutely cannot imagine what high crowds are like...
This is some funny tit, the way you're stalking him like he's some a-lister or something
what must your wife think!The asshat can't even proofread his playlists.
WAY too much 'up Michael's nose' video footage today! Guess which flavor YOU like. Hint: it's whatever flavor you LIKE. Speak. Repeat. Maybe they won't notice. We do. We do.
He says he’s a photographer so he should know you never shoot from this angle. He is the reason the lines are so long. He asks a million questions about the flavors, tries several and takes for bleeping ever to order. Here you go ladies:
Obligatory mouth open which is nightmare fuel:
Please get that growth on your neck checked out Michael.
Mike's video today was basically a shot that reminded me of this for 5 minutes while he decided what ice cream he was getting.
Michael didn't disappoint with beginning the video complaining twice about the cigar shop, AGAIN. He wonders if the cigar shop will change the flavor of the ice cream, ugh. 
Can't watch until tonight. Thanks for the teasers, looks like we're in for an incredible viewing experience. I see that Michael has adopted Dave's patented crotch up the nose POV. Great filming technique. It adds drama and humor to the show. It's sheer genius.
Michael didn't disappoint with beginning the video complaining twice about the cigar shop, AGAIN. He wonders if the cigar shop will change the flavor of the ice cream, ugh.
Oh no, someone has a different political belief than me. Time to clutch some pearls
More like, what does that have to do with anything? Michael is so careless that he has random videos in his own playlist. A testament of the half-assed job he's doing.
Dave’s new video is utter tit so no surprises there. duck you kelly.
Dave The Researcher
Watching you solve logistical problems with the airline and hotels is absolutely riveting content.
Dave The Researcher
Watching you solve logistical problems with the airline and hotels is absolutely riveting content.
Looks like Kelly deleted this comment. And what grown man while in Vegas gets all exited about the arcade??? Dave does
After over 900 videos uploaded on Youtube, he remains at almost the same subscriber count since last year. Even with most of his newest vlogs reaching 30 minutes long, he is only reaching less than 1,000 views per video making a big $3/day in ad revenue. Almost like he is working for less than minimum wage.
Did he even do any gambling or watch any paid shows in Vegas? From skimming the Vegas videos for a few minutes (can't get myself to watch the whole vlog series), all he seems to do is complain and change hotel rooms, walk around randomly, do weird facial expressions, and film inside shopping malls. Everything he did when he went to Why-kiki. If anyone could make Vegas and Hawaii look so boring, it is Dave...TBD.
I really can’t understand his goal or endgame. He can’t really believe in his heart of hearts that he’s going to be famous. He puts zero effort into his videos and his channel while probably never alive is definitely dead. His last 12 videos averaged 676 views. Like you mentioned, the $2-3 per video he makes doesn’t cover the cost of the crappy food he is eating. His “amazing adventures” are anything but. He has to be on the spectrum or his mom convinced him he’s “special”. I did skim this last video and it’s a total cluster duck of trying to get airline flights and hotel rooms switched plus the redemption of a free food coupon. The kids play place was just bizarre. I’m going to find out who is more stubborn, Dave making videos or me trolling him.
One more for Dave. duck you Hog Kelly.
Unwatchable Logistical Nightmare
Great video Dave. Thanks for creating my namesake.
Michael didn't disappoint with beginning the video complaining twice about the cigar shop, AGAIN. He wonders if the cigar shop will change the flavor of the ice cream, ugh.
Short of being in Akihabara, no one should be getting excited over an arcade
Michael needs an ice cream sommelier. Just order an ice cream and move along, there was a huge line behind him as he eats a pint of samples. Maybe sample one new flavor, definitely don't try another flavor just "for argument's sake."
Michael wants only "branded" ice cream. The Boardwalk ice cream shop is inadequate for michael's needs. Michael is an ice cream prima donna.
Dave: still haven't watched a dave video for weeks. But I noticed from his thumbnail that he was the first person ever to get a flight canceled. I was really tempted to watch it, but I was able to resist.
Michael wants only "branded" ice cream. The Boardwalk ice cream shop is inadequate for michael's needs. Michael is an ice cream prima donna.
Dave: still haven't watched a dave video for weeks. But I noticed from his thumbnail that he was the first person ever to get a flight canceled. I was really tempted to watch it, but I was able to resist.
Probably not Ben & Jerry's, tho.
Michael’s ice cream ranking system is just as unhinged as his burger and milkshake rating systems. Watching this guy gorge himself and then try to twist it into some scientific evaluation is maddening.
For what it’s worth, I visited Salt & Straw (not in Orlando) for the first time just a few weeks ago, and I really liked it. But I chose my flavors while waiting in line, and when it was my turn, I just ordered what I wanted like a normal bleeping person and got the hell out of the way. No shame in asking for a sample or two if you really can’t choose, but Michael self-indulgently filmed himself eating the whole damn shop. Shoveling spoonful after spoonful of free samples into his overstretched yap with that on-ramp-to-the-triple-chin angle, making no effort to be quiet when telling the camera which flavors sounded “terrifying” or “terrible.”
Meanwhile in Vegas two months ago, Dave panics because he has once again run face-first into the brick wall of his own incompetence. One of the many bits of life advice that he sorely needs is this: manage your expectations. You are in Las Vegas, staying at a casino resort. Their only objective is to take your money, and they’d like for it to be through gambling. So falling for the “food credit” offer was mistake number one, but then being surprised that the offer wasn’t as good as it sounded was mistake number two. You’re not gambling, my dude. The Vegas strip really does not give a tit about you. That being said, I’m not a gambler either, and when I found myself staying in Vegas for an evening between flights, I managed to have a great time — went to a fun bar off the strip, and then back to the Paris hotel for an incredible meal. But you know what I did differently than Dave? bleeping research. I made a reservation at the restaurant I wanted. I looked at the hours for the bar. I checked in advance to see how far it would be to Uber where I wanted to go. It’s not that hard, Dave, you should try it sometime. Then again, I’m constantly shocked that Dave has enough brain cells to tie his own shoes, so maybe it would be a little harder for him.
For what it’s worth, I visited Salt & Straw (not in Orlando) for the first time just a few weeks ago, and I really liked it. But I chose my flavors while waiting in line, and when it was my turn, I just ordered what I wanted like a normal bleeping person and got the hell out of the way. No shame in asking for a sample or two if you really can’t choose, but Michael self-indulgently filmed himself eating the whole damn shop. Shoveling spoonful after spoonful of free samples into his overstretched yap with that on-ramp-to-the-triple-chin angle, making no effort to be quiet when telling the camera which flavors sounded “terrifying” or “terrible.”
Meanwhile in Vegas two months ago, Dave panics because he has once again run face-first into the brick wall of his own incompetence. One of the many bits of life advice that he sorely needs is this: manage your expectations. You are in Las Vegas, staying at a casino resort. Their only objective is to take your money, and they’d like for it to be through gambling. So falling for the “food credit” offer was mistake number one, but then being surprised that the offer wasn’t as good as it sounded was mistake number two. You’re not gambling, my dude. The Vegas strip really does not give a tit about you. That being said, I’m not a gambler either, and when I found myself staying in Vegas for an evening between flights, I managed to have a great time — went to a fun bar off the strip, and then back to the Paris hotel for an incredible meal. But you know what I did differently than Dave? bleeping research. I made a reservation at the restaurant I wanted. I looked at the hours for the bar. I checked in advance to see how far it would be to Uber where I wanted to go. It’s not that hard, Dave, you should try it sometime. Then again, I’m constantly shocked that Dave has enough brain cells to tie his own shoes, so maybe it would be a little harder for him.
The Trackers went and I think they sampled every single flavour so at least Mikey didn't do that (not defending thim by any means)
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