Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[MensaBarbie1985]

Is @MensaBarbie1985 still on holiday? She hasn't posted for a while. Hopefully getting laid in the sun.

Thanks for checking in on me lovely....I wish that was the case! I'm back now but first did a G.Bush special (not on this thread of course) and then haven't really had much to input after that...

I've been honest about my mental health struggles before and to be honest at the moment I'm just feeling a bit down and a bit lost right now. I feel like an absolute spoilt brat for saying so but this past week has made me realise that all the nice things and the insta-worthy holidays don't really distract from what I really want in my life and it's the one thing that money can't buy. It doesn't help I'm back at work tomorrow and the first thing I'm doing is having a meeting about potentially losing my current job

Tried to put on a cheerful face by planning to put up the Christmas tree but instead just sat down and had a good cry. It doesn't help that my ex is currently living his Christmas fairytale with the woman he left me for and their five kids (between them - even he doesn't move that quickly!). We live in a really small town and his parents are literally 30 seconds round the corner.

I'll continue to lurk and honestly you guys really do cheer me up and give me a smile... I don't want to bring down the mood here to the level of my rapidly shrinking libido!!!!

to you all xxxx

 

[foreverbeginstoday]

Ladies - I am a massive lurker on these threads but I feel #50 is the time to join & introduce myself after laughing so much these past few days my husband thought I was mad

You really do brighten my days WFH so thank you

 

[Chani10]

Thread 50!! Elder thread
Title by @calmyourritas

Recap:

-Most of the thread consisted of the hangover from all the Saturday content and the preparation for Monday's content, which ended up being...well, not what we expected.
-Tiktok still scares us, but entertains us at the same time, because of the stories we see there. Be careful everyone, deflapitation is a real danger.
-There was a Chelsea-United match, which ended up in a draw. Mason came on for the last 15 minutes.
-However, all is good, because according to the teens, his caption on IG means he isn't leaving Chelsea #hiddenmessages
- @jflurker93 and @Geexoxo went to see the City boys and Spicy. We got some great videos and thankfully, everyone survived the snowstorm.
-Mason and Kai's acting skills left us all speechless. But we still love them.
-We analyzed a really disgusting picture of Mason to see his tan lines. So disgusting I'm posting it again. Horrible. Look away!



- @Scuffed finally boarded the Chilly train. We are so happy
-Then the unexpected happened and Mason couldn't go to Paris for the Ballon d'Or gala. But he didn't just stay home eating ice cream wearing his Versace suit, no. He joined other teammates at Stamford Bridge for a little event. It's something
-Also, Mase finished 19 on the Ballon d'Or list. But he's number 1 in our hearts

 

[keylimepie]

Thank you everyone for the love! I was called a useless dickhead this morning by my lovely husband. Why? Because I put a cheese sandwich in his pack up rather than a ham one. Now you can see why he’s eternally in the bin.

 

[keylimepie]

This is brilliant My siblings collect anything from duvets, cushions and stationery. Both have dressing gowns with that look like a wizard cloak.

I had a Harry Potter themed wedding I’ll see myself out

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Happy 50th guys WHAT A RIDE ITS BEEN!

im just home from the awards, what a wild Monday night sadly not at Stamford bridge, but even im not convinced im not Jorginho at this point


Just wanted to say, I love this place & our 50th thread feels like an appropriate time for a bit of a love in!

cheers to the laughs, the tears, the washing machines, the band, the album, the playlist, the shlong share, the dreams, the TikTok’s, wet Wednesday, mount me Monday, sweaty Saturday, to uno, the Bentley, to everyone with a nickname, to butternips, the initiation check list, the memes, big tony, the nip, the spit pic, to the FBC!! And to Mason Mount thanks for having no idea we exist but thank you for bringing us together

to the next 50! Love you all

 

[irishgal2013]

My OH brother just dropped this in for my little one. You couldn’t make it up

 

[irishgal2013]

Their friendship

 

[calmyourritas]

Petition to get anal teasers in the next thread title

 

[GGina]

Daddy when he gets a bag of anal teasers gifted by the FBC

 

[calmyourritas]

Mase wondering how the fuck we have filled 49 threads

 

[GGina]

I reckon Deb's does a Sainsbury's shop for him every week

She definitely unpacks it for them and tells them off for eating it before she’s finished
“Nathan get your mitts off those yoghurts I haven’t even put them in the fridge yet! ”
“Boys I got those crisps you both like, don’t eat them all at once”

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

It was!! Just a shame about the groom really

We are a germ free household. I've painted over the red cross that I'd painted on the front door. I've drowned under a week's worth of work today to get up to date again but I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Can't believe we are on thread 50. How the hell have we filled 49 threads?

 

[calmyourritas]

I'm not generally into anal teasers but fuck it, it's Mason and it's Christmas

THIS IS IT. The thread title

“Who needs romance when you’re doing it up the bum? Buy your anal teasers at Tesco on 2 for 1”

 

[GGina]

I've set up our office Secret Santa today and you can create a wishlist and list your hobbies. This is what I've written on mine I'd better get a Mason notebook and poster or someone will have had their last Christmas!

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I just got my bestie this for her secret Santa

 

[Rodney2208]

Happy 1st December everyone from me and this happy chappy who needs to buck up his Christmas spirit!

 

[PunkRocker]

One of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on

 

[calmyourritas]

One of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on

“Uni mate” “mate from home”

 

[Suder34]

No Harry Potter, no Chinese, how is this man still alive?

I Don’t like Chinese - never watched a Harry Potter .

 

[Smca53]

I like how the piano got a little cameo. Wonder how he’s getting on with that?

One of the harem posted a photo at the piano last week. We assume he was wooing her. She has since unfollowed him. So I’m assuming he’s not getting on well with it…