I’ll buy you someto begin, I don't even know what these candies are
second, I could listen to him talk. all. day.
third, why is this not my real life
I bet it would tickleWould it be inappropriate to make a poll about letting Mason put malteasers up your bumthat’s tickled me
I’m not even going to go thereI’ll buy you someanal teasersmaltesers when I kidnap you next year!
I bet it would tickle
The list is getting longer by the day*adds maltesers to list of foods the FBC have ruined*
I don't think there is anything we can't ruin; by thread 200 we won't be able to eat anything!*adds maltesers to list of foods the FBC have ruined*
I will always be able to eat Mason's arse and as much cum as he can produce. That's all I really need to survive on.
I need to know what that is in German please!Do you want to know something funny? I'm listening to a song right now that says "up the ass" in German
Now instead of thinking about one of the singers while listening to it, I'll think about Mason and this thread
If they sing it at the concert in January...dead!
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So mini milks are now on the list too.I need to know what that is in German please!
just not sure about the chocolate being… there…. I had a bad experience with a mini milk lolly once so I’ve been put off (no it wasn’t up my bum
the tree is finally up hurrah! pic of the idiot Christmas cheese stealer for reference…
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Awww, what an adorable babyI need to know what that is in German please!
just not sure about the chocolate being… there…. I had a bad experience with a mini milk lolly once so I’ve been put off (no it wasn’t up my bum
the tree is finally up hurrah! pic of the idiot Christmas cheese stealer for reference…
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Cheese, ketchup, eggs, maltesers, mini milks….So mini milks are now on the list too.
maybe they are called something else or maybe I'm incredibly shelteredWait, you don't have that in the US? I swear I've eaten those things while I was thereI'm shocked right now. Was it all a dream? Did I buy them at the airport?
I’ll never look at ham or baguettes in the same way either
I'd let Mason put a mini milk up my bum, not a word of a lie. Not as if it would be the first time an ice lolly had been up my bum.So mini milks are now on the list too.
“Uni mate” “mate from home”One of my uni mates had a mate from home who had some kind of sexual escapade with jam. She became known as Anal Jam from then on
Is it chocolate covered malt balls? I can't wait to tell you the name of those here!!I’ll buy you someanal teasersmaltesers when I kidnap you next year!
I bet it would tickle
