Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[GGina]

Morning

England squad updates for the games with Albania and San Marino

Gallagher gets first call

www.englandfootball.com

Officially no daddy. And looks like everyone else has gone home too

JG gone home to beg Sasha for forgiveness for the 5th time this year recover from injury

 

[Bumblebee81]

Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft?

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.

 

[Smca53]

My mate had this lipstick that lit up when she opened it and he was mesmerised by it.

You sure it wasn’t Grealish you met?

 

[Suder34]

Right first half thoughts so from from mother also shown her pics of them to help her out

Pickers-that was a good save But hes, - no other opinion yet!
Walker- looks like a thug, also has a flat face
Chilwell-He’s the one you showed me last week- looks like a sleaze ball
James- Cute but funny eyes.
Stones- You fancy him! He’s Is rather lovely even better when wet! ( mother. )
Maguire-looks like you’d bounce off him if you ran into him not very attractive
Phillips- odd hair, cute dimples tho
Henderson- does not look like a footballer but scored that well!
Kane-not sure- looks a bit basic
Sterling-he’s a wee little thing
Foden- looks like he’s 15

I mean she’s not far wrong!

 

[jflurker93]

WELCOME TO THREAD 39!

One thread away from the big 40 !

Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!

Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!

You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!

RECAP OF #38!

We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday

You get leaky boobs after giving birth

Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN

@GGina has shagged a year 9

We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies

The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets

Jorgi aka @Isanythingrealanymore is 29

LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?

@irishgal2013 was told to ‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane

Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes

@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services

We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes

Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats

Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie

Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?

We’re not one to start rumours *cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak

This England Camp can get fucked!

We had the driest wet wednesday to date

Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a gauze gaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)

We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment

JG divides the thread more than Tink

Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy

Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace

Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup #MrWorldWide

@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up

Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!

Big T was driving a spaceship

Debs is a karen and doesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.

Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole

He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips

“Look at the size of these ones”

“Nah something’s gone wrong here”

“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”

Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below

We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent, @GGina will be relieved!

Gaz will now be known as Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate

There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare @Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!

We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)

Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!

& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I just went to send my OH a picture of the dog…. Accidentally sent him this instead. I’m on autopilot!! Just clicked it and sent. Tried to get it back… it delivered and hes seen it. We now patiently wait what he comes back with how do I explain this exactly?

 

[Geexoxo]

Just wanted to say Thankyou for welcoming me so well in the last thread or two! I’m having the best time with you all and have found my new home It’s almost the weekend huns…let’s get WYLD

(pretend there’s a gif of left shark dancing here since it won’t let me use any gifs )

 

[jflurker93]

I fell down an instagram hole and found out that Ruben Dias likes Linkin Park, we’re a match made in heaven.

Anyway I also found this
So thats two signs he’s made for us now!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

It’s over. Move on

“Wtf is that”
“No comment”
*distract with picture of the dog*
“No really, what is that”
“Just a post I saw on Instagram, made me laugh ”
“Some people really need to get a life”

*silence*
”you made that didn’t you?”

if you need me I’ll be seeking refuge in masons sex dungeon.

 

[nellyloz123]

Im finally sorting my bedroom out to pack up and found this picture from primary school. Why do I look like Mona the Vampire and those gnashers can compete with Masons

 

[jflurker93]

Mason wondering if Gareth will notice the foreign dial tone when he calls for a catch up

 

[GGina]

WELCOME TO THREAD 39!

One thread away from the big 40 !

Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!

Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!

You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!

RECAP OF #38!

We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday

You get leaky boobs after giving birth

Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN

@GGina has shagged a year 9

We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies

The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets

Jorgi aka @Isanythingrealanymore is 29

LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?

@irishgal2013 was told to ‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane

Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes

@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services

We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes

Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats

Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie

Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?

View attachment 861112

We’re not one to start rumours *cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak

This England Camp can get fucked!

View attachment 861120

We had the driest wet wednesday to date

Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a gauze gaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)

View attachment 861116

We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment

JG divides the thread more than Tink

Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy

Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace

View attachment 861115

Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup #MrWorldWide

@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up

Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!

Big T was driving a spaceship

Debs is a karen and doesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.

Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole

He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips

“Look at the size of these ones”

“Nah something’s gone wrong here”

“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”

Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below

View attachment 861111

We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent, @GGina will be relieved!

Gaz will now be known as Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate

There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare @Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!

We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)

View attachment 861113

Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!

& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x

Please can I just clarify I said A NINETEEN YEAR OLD ADULT MAN

 

[irishgal2013]

Gareth said he checked in with mason and Luke. Mason telling him he wasn’t well as he orders his second cocktail in Madeira.

 

[PurpleyBoo]

Update from the hen do ladies - it’s picked up. Still appreciate any Stonesy photos to keep me going .

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Has she met Timo? She hasn't said

Timo hates her more than he hates orange wine gums

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Was it a nice relationship while it lasted?

Only 11 years of my life

Ok, it’s fine. He just rang me and the part he was most concerned/confused about was why mason was holding a bucket of popcorn

why do I feel like this is going to be brought up time and time again

 

[jflurker93]

Crying at Billy: “Fuck off ya cunt”

 

[LyndyLou]

Doesn’t he realise how close I was, I’d almost got myself a ticket

Does this get you back onboard?

 

[jflurker93]

Look at his jumper… dropping hints

 

[calmyourritas]

Evening all

Question - do I order McDonald’s?

The only answer is yes I just need some reassurance