& 🧈 collaborated on a business venture 
. Chuckling to myself on the way to work yesterday. 
Sorry about the German studying. If it makes you feel better, I'm learning German slang this weekend and I feel very lost. I'm not a cool kid in general, but definitely not a cool kid in GermanyI'm late but yes! I think it is a really nice colour, and I'm sure she will like it! (You can send one my way too). Also, show us your new boots!
I've been studying German all afternoon and I just want to die. At this point I don't even care about what I'm going to have for dinner. Just my wine
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I was then going to say that! JG sent home to lip sync for his life. Again.
This will be the longest break he’s had from football all year. I hope he’s enjoyed his time off gaming, eating Five. Guys and napping on the sofaMorning
England squad updates for the games with Albania and San Marino
Gallagher gets first call
Officially no daddy. And looks like everyone else has gone home too
I think he should just stay in Portugal, no point returning to just sit on the bench.Is it a break, or is it the end?
I might be a little pre occupied in June but I’ll be there if I can!I’m getting married in Vegas next year. Haven’t set a date yet . Shall I book it for June? you’re all invited btw but if Masons there I’ll be trading the groom
hahahahhaa so true though!Dying at mason bit
Love that Billy Gilmour kept his window up. That's my boy! He's already caught one virus this year, doesn't want another one!The German boys aren’t having any of it are they
It’s the end. He won’t ever start for Chelsea again and he’ll never get a call up to England ever again. His career is as good as over. He’s chubbier than he should be. He’s out of control.Is it a break, or is it the end?
It’s maple roasted tooYou can recreate the maple syrup smut, only now with soup.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m still intrigued by the light up lipstick. I suspect it’s AvonWhat receipts would you like luv?
Proof he comes to Portsmouth… maybe pics of the light up lipstick?
I didn’t drop piping hot tea, i literally mentioned that i live in a city he visits and have seen him out on occasions. Imagine that!
Relax stans.
She’s praying he’s a tits bloke with that isn’t sheIf you’re going to steal my TikTok at least credit me and lip sync in time
he’s not my usually “type” in the slightest, but he is hot 
Doesn’t he realise how close I was, I’d almost got myself a ticketAllthe pervingwe do for these boys and they just throw it back in our faces all the time… ungrateful shits!
WelcomeHi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot
I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction
Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe
Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though
I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it
@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft?
Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
I’m Scuffed and I have a thing for Kyle Walker. I’m just putting it out there before some one tries to name and shame me, blah blah blah!
