Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot
I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction
Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe
Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though
I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it
@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft?
Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.
I’ve had a very unproductive day, done absolutely duck all. Walked to the chippy & just packed the OH off to work (is it ok that I love when he works a Saturday night 
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I doubt I'll have room for them but I also have caramel nibbles! Also doritos, doughnuts and a chocolate orange!
