MrsGrealish
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What they really think about us!!
[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?
[Deccers] What?
[Mase] Its true.
[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.
[Mase] What’ya mean?
[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!
[Jack] Wot’s peggin?
[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.
[Mase]
[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?
[Walks] No you don’t.
[Deccers]
[Jack] Tell me wot it means.
[Walks]
[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.
[Phil]
[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.
[Picks]
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?
[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.
*Radio silence for an hour*
[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?
[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy
[Mase]
[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.
[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.
[Phil] It does.
[Walks] Shut up!
[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.
[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.
[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.
[Jack] Wot they say bout me?
[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.
[Jack] Why?
[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.
[Deccers] So true.
[Phil]
[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.
[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.
[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.
[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.
[Chilly]
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Walks]
[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?
[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.
[Reece] You lot are weird.
[Chilly] I do not have an STD!
[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.
[Chilly] I’ve been checked.
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Hendo]
[Picks]
[Jack]
[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.
[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.
[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?
[Chilly] I don’t want to know.
[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.
[Chilly]
[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.
[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.
[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit.
[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?
[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.
[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.
[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?
[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.
[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?
[Walks] Yeah.
[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.
[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?
[Stonesy] Yeah.
[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.
[Mase]
[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.
[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.
[Mase] Is it good?
[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.
[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.
[Jack] I wanna read it.
[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.
[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.
[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.
[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!
[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.
[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.
[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.
[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.
[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!
[Chilly]
[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.
[Mase] Have you read the thread?
[Tyrone] No, should I?
[Mase] Yes!
[Deccers] Yes!
[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?
[Lingz] You wot?
[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.
[Lingz] WTF?
[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?
[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.
[Phil]
[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?
[Mase]
[Jack] U wot?
[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.
[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.
[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.
[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.
[Picks]
[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.
[Mase]
[Jack] Grim.
[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.
[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.
[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.
[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.
[Chilly]
[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers.
[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.
[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?
[Deccers] What?
[Mase] Its true.
[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.
[Mase] What’ya mean?
[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!
[Jack] Wot’s peggin?
[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.
[Mase]
[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?
[Walks] No you don’t.
[Deccers]
[Jack] Tell me wot it means.
[Walks]
[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.
[Phil]
[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.
[Picks]
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?
[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.
*Radio silence for an hour*
[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?
[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy
[Mase]
[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.
[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.
[Phil] It does.
[Walks] Shut up!
[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.
[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.
[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.
[Jack] Wot they say bout me?
[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.
[Jack] Why?
[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.
[Deccers] So true.
[Phil]
[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.
[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.
[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.
[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.
[Chilly]
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Walks]
[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?
[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.
[Reece] You lot are weird.
[Chilly] I do not have an STD!
[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.
[Chilly] I’ve been checked.
[Mase]
[Deccers]
[Hendo]
[Picks]
[Jack]
[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.
[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.
[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?
[Chilly] I don’t want to know.
[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.
[Chilly]
[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.
[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.
[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit.
[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?
[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.
[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.
[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?
[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.
[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?
[Walks] Yeah.
[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.
[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?
[Stonesy] Yeah.
[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.
[Mase]
[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.
[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.
[Mase] Is it good?
[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.
[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.
[Jack] I wanna read it.
[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.
[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.
[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.
[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!
[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.
[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.
[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.
[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.
[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!
[Chilly]
[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.
[Mase] Have you read the thread?
[Tyrone] No, should I?
[Mase] Yes!
[Deccers] Yes!
[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?
[Lingz] You wot?
[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.
[Lingz] WTF?
[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?
[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.
[Phil]
[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?
[Mase]
[Jack] U wot?
[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.
[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.
[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.
[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.
[Picks]
[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.
[Mase]
[Jack] Grim.
[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.
[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.
[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.
[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.
[Chilly]
[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers.
[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.