Mason Mount #18 We won’t sexualise you Mase, we just want a go on your comfortable looking face

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I bet you bloody well would 😂😂😂🌊
Damn straight. I wouldn’t even fake it either 😂😂

We had forensics there for days ,I sat at the bedroom window watching all day! some guy murdered him over money and dumped his body- hense why he was missing.
You’re like me. I was sat with a coffee whilst the combed every square inch of the place. No murder though. Just death by misadventure apparently
 
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Bet he’s a right wizard with that wand 🤤 sorry that might have been a smidge too sexual. I’m off to tik tok jail.
The wand would do the trick but so would his tongue. I’m not fussy in the slightest 😂
Funny really that I thought I was going to jail a minute ago. That would have been a tough one to explain to the OH.
 
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tit! We had a dead body rock up in the river near my house once. It was like CSI Miami in our street
Stuff like this used to really tit me up! A woman was murdered in the house that backed onto our garden when I was a kid and I wouldn't go out there on my own for a long time!
Also when I was about 14, I was staying at my dad's and we watched a documentary about the Black Panther killer. I had to sleep with the light on because Bathpool Park, where he put her in the drain, was only a couple of miles away and I convinced myself he was coming for me as well!
I love a crime documentary now 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Bit of a random one but a policeman just knocked on my door. Thought for a moment that my FBC cover had been blown. Turns out my neighbour was burgled the other week. tit my pants momentarily that I was going to get carted off for over sexualising 😂
Reckon Butternips has reported us

 
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Stuff like this used to really tit me up! A woman was murdered in the house that backed onto our garden when I was a kid and I wouldn't go out there on my own for a long time!
Also when I was about 14, I was staying at my dad's and we watched a documentary about the Black Panther killer. I had to sleep with the light on because Bathpool Park, where he put her in the drain, was only a couple of miles away and I convinced myself he was coming for me as well!
I love a crime documentary now 🤷🏻‍♀️
I love crime dramas and documentary’s, Mr Suder recons i could murder him and get away with it! ... there’s a thought 🤣
 
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Stuff like this used to really tit me up! A woman was murdered in the house that backed onto our garden when I was a kid and I wouldn't go out there on my own for a long time!
Also when I was about 14, I was staying at my dad's and we watched a documentary about the Black Panther killer. I had to sleep with the light on because Bathpool Park, where he put her in the drain, was only a couple of miles away and I convinced myself he was coming for me as well!
I love a crime documentary now 🤷🏻‍♀️
Oh my god! I knew a woman who was murdered. She was killed by her jealous ex who rolled her up in a carpet and set her on fire to dispose of her. Bastard still denies it to this day!
 
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I love crime dramas and documentary’s, Mr Suder recons i could murder him and get away with it! ... there’s a thought 🤣
I could definitely get away with it. Just one reason I did a degree in Criminology 😂
This is a joke, I'm not a murderer
 
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Stuff like this used to really tit me up! A woman was murdered in the house that backed onto our garden when I was a kid and I wouldn't go out there on my own for a long time!
Also when I was about 14, I was staying at my dad's and we watched a documentary about the Black Panther killer. I had to sleep with the light on because Bathpool Park, where he put her in the drain, was only a couple of miles away and I convinced myself he was coming for me as well!
I love a crime documentary now 🤷🏻‍♀️
I love a horror movie but true crime documentaries freak me out!! I watched one once and tit myself so much the next day I called Mr Scuffed and begged him to come home from a very important conference as I was convinced a serial killer was hiding in the house!! Tragic! He came home though 😂
 
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