Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[under the ivy]

@aimzalicious makes threads as fast as Johnny came

 

[Gairlfb]

Oh my Christ Belinda’s outfit tomorrow?!

 

[Clovis]

Jesus, Booka can't even come up with a single damn thing she likes about Bretty.

 

[Aussie]

"Hopefully Booka took the letter well" oohhhh Patty mate you have no fucking idea what you are in for!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Patrick is a fucking idiot.

 

[BelleAmie]

Do you think Pat stirred the shit on purpose to break up Brett & Booka so he can make a move on Brett?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Pat I’m gonna ram that wooden spoon you’re stirring with up your arse in a minute mate. I don’t care this is like a year old now I’m allowed in your country from November I’ll do it

 

[Turmeric123]

Unseen footage of Jason

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Seriously though did I bang my head and miss a week? Where’s this Booka Brett beef came from?

 

[BelleAmie]

It’s like we’ve stumbled on to some bizarre Australian version of naked attraction

 

[a musician]

I’m dying to see his new teeth but I’m too scared to go searching for it incase of spoilers, can someone post a pic on here pleaseeee

Just had a look at his Instagram too. Wow! That is some difference!

 

[Sophielee]

Got any snacks left or have you angry crunched them all?

Mate you don't want to know I actually did angry crunch, you know me too well eaten all the crisps and went psycho on smelly TUC cheese sandwich. Even made a pasta cup a soup.
Can you tell I'm angry bitch next door better bolt her door.
on that note when I'm on 24 hours in custody can you all do a loving thread about me please

 

[Aussie]

Awwww poor Brett, she's being a dick now

 

[under the ivy]

Brett stopping with Pat & Belinda Hope he doesn’t see her shaking the milkman

 

[Clovis]

Lmao Patrick's face whenever the boys talk about sex. He is gagging for it!

 

[aimzalicious]

Do we think there’s something sexy about Brett or am I being totally inappropriate?

I proper fancy Brett would 100% stare at him from across the bar at an indie club and then not approach him coz he's too attractive

 

[Miss Begotten]

Patrick and Belinda give me the rampaging ick. More than all the other couples put together.
She’s twenty fucking nine. And he’s a complete twat.

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

I’m a lurker on this thread but I just have to comment! That man is a top class arsehole and he’s going to break her heart. She’s just allowing it because I think she’s so desperate for it to work. Can’t wait until the after show where they show footage unseen and maybe some truths will come to light about what actually was said in that gym between Bryce and bec!

 

[Turmeric123]

I see @Turmeric123 is catching up!

Naked Patrick

Bec is a c u next Tuesday
Booka - just stop I really dislike her now
Belinda - please get a mirror your outfits are not nice and take note of what others wear to a dinner party
Gonzo trying not to react was brilliant

I'm ready for tomorrow

 

[Clovis]

Sure, Pat. Booka took it really well and was mature about the whole thing.