Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

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Patrick and Belinda give me the rampaging ick. More than all the other couples put together.
She’s twenty bleeping nine. And he’s a complete twit.
 
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Poor Bec so distracted by the Gonzo feud she forgot to put her top on
 
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Wait what, why have Mel and Gonzo got their own house? Am I missing something
Because no one in their right mind wants to be next to the Hero and his whiny wife.
Even Jason, the worlds most lethargic man, legged it like Usain Bolt after 5 minutes with them.
 
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