Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

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G&Tjustforme

G&Tjustforme

Ffs have they not even had a shower together or full on foreplay🤦‍♀️😩 there is no hope for them!!
 
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BelleAmie

BelleAmie

It’s like we’ve stumbled on to some bizarre Australian version of naked attraction
 
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Miss Begotten

Miss Begotten

Nothing is going to happen Patrick. If he gets within 5 feet of her she’ll beat him to death with her teddy bear.


What a bleeping surprise. Jason and Alana have decided to liven up their relationship by more shagging.
 
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