Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten

[under the ivy]

Hi everyone. Hope you’ve all got the booze and special snacks cos I passed my driving test!!

 

[BelleAmie]

You have to admire how Booka makes a letter saying that she’s too self involved into a massive drama where she is incredibly self involved

 

[Clovis]

Never forget.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I accidentally saw some weird goss that I don't know if it has been posted here before:

Spoiler

Belinda had a 73 year old boyfriend prior to the show.

 

[Gairlfb]

She’s literally so self absorbed that she can’t even see that she’s completely proving his point. Painful

 

[other things online]

Maybe unpopular opinion but any one else getting sick of Melissa ‘woe is me’

 

[Clovis]

My heart will go on...

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I still can’t get over her mum carried her for nine month looked down at her and said I’d like to call her Booka if I’m honest

 

[Aussie]

This tweet made me laugh

 

[aimzalicious]

eh what did pat get? a blow or hand job?

Hand jobs are pathetic, he can do that himself, get yer gob around it girl

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Imagine being in one of the flats opposite just glancing out the window

 

[under the ivy]

Belinda shook hands with the one eyed milkman

 

[under the ivy]

Spoiler: Most shocking future spoiler, not really much of a spoiler but reveals a couple who stays in

Belinda's future outfits
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HEAVENS TO BETSY

 

[under the ivy]

This is like an episode of You

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Is Belinda five?

She acts like a giggly 5 yr old… ‘No Pat I don’t want to see your thing & your bum bum’ they do act like cousins… banjos playing in the distance…

 

[Clovis]

I wish they'd shown more of Brett and Booka in previous episodes so we'd understand all this. They've barely been on so we haven't seen the build up.

 

[BelleAmie]

So wait a second - are they saying we’ve sat through what feels like hours of Jason and Alana arguing about nothing when their problems were all solved with a shag? Why did they put us through that?!

 

[Clovis]

Everyone coming into the room with that romantic just been fucked glow.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Pat is a little shit stirrer on the sly isn’t he?

 

[Iwantyoutoknow22]

I just want to shake her… get a backbone girl, call him out! Also hi y’all, long time lurker of this thread but I never usually watch live! You gals make me lol xo