It’s like the most intense exam I’ve ever taken
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten
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Georgia that pink lipstick is not cute
That's not bleeping sexy. She is dressed like one of those knitted toilet roll things!
Sure, Pat. Booka took it really well and was mature about the whole thing.
Belinda’s come dressed a cheeky girl
So wait a second - are they saying we’ve sat through what feels like hours of Jason and Alana arguing about nothing when their problems were all solved with a shag? Why did they put us through that?!
Belinda saying undies hahahahah I know it is a proper Aussie thing but god shes a grown woman I’ve not said that since I was young
Georgia’s lipstick is the same shade as George Ezra
“Hands moved around” dying
Are you guys "closer"? Lmao
SHE TOUCHED THE THING !!!!
Look at Pat squealing like a little pig 
Cringeing hell
Jason and Alana should be the new “sexperts” or whatever they’re called.
Johnny looks
Johnny looks
Everyone coming into the room with that romantic just been fucked glow.
Great can see what Bec had for breakfast
So have Pat & Belinda banged or have they just had a grope?
I really love Johnny and Kerry 
I think just a grope. Wild.
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