Ok see you all tomorrow when hopefully we’ve all had time to process whatever the duck that episode was ….
Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #5 - RIP Johnnys blue balls, gone but not forgotten
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I’m amazed the highs and lows of that episode didn’t send you into labour!
@Clovis you need banning for that tit mate
I hope it doesn't bring on early Labour. fml ptsd again............
I was thinking the same thing
You better get another thread started on standby otherwise we'll be fucked like literallyJust remembered I'm out tomorrowhopefully you'll give me 20 pages to catch up on
like how dare you even abandon your thirst hungry horny thread starting responsibilities 
Girl you can more than carry my responsibilities of thirst hungry horny behaviourYou better get another thread started on standby otherwise we'll be fucked like literally
New thread title to be Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #6 -
Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Nah I’m trying to get things going so another dose of Belinda and pat naked and we maybe be good to go
stop I can't deal I've actually abandoned my crispsNah I’m trying to get things going so another dose of Belinda and pat naked and we maybe be good to go
I'm still really confused but what the actual duck happened in THAT episode..........
They’ve literally shown just under 30 secs of them at each time at the commitment ceremonies.
Booka has gone too far, this is petty to another level. This is the end of them i think.
Nip out the back Patrick and have a jonny quango by yourself because I think belinda tried it once and didn't like it 
you ain't getting any
you ain't getting any
This tweet made me laugh
I don't understand why Belinda 'I don't want to see your *thing*' with plaits in her hair and sleeps with a teddy bear walks around half naked? Like, I know they can be mutually exclusive but I find it such a strange combo??
I really think Belinda will eventually get boob implants and end up as a stripper
It’s a serious emotional investmentI'm not gonna lie i feel like the MAFS Australia needed to be Mon-Thurs cause I feel exhausted mentally and physically
I feel like at the weekends I can breathe again
The reactions to Pat and Belinda’s naked drawing on this thread have had me howling
That’s why i think when it ends we’re gonna be lost in the evenings without each otherIt’s a serious emotional investment
maybe we should get a barrister onto this, actually no a QC and sue channel 4 for our trauma and weight gain from MAFS snacks I lurk these threads as I catch up the next day and it can't come fast enough, love a good cringe session and I can tell I'm in for a treat
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