Married At First Sight Aus s11 (E4 pace) #10 Beware the leprechaun with a top knot that shops in the kids aisle

[InstaHunDone]

Andi is so beautiful!! She can do so much better!

 

[girlinbrum]

I missed the episodes on Wednesday and Thursday last week. Did anything interesting happen?

Well Jack got stuck in his too tight trousers and they had to call the fire service to cut him out. When he saw how buff they were he started crying and has now joined Lucinda's hippy festival - but has kept his long hair.

Richard has gone on a day trip with Prince Andrew as they rate all the young ladies they know. But the only thing they're licking is pizza cos ain't no ladies coming near them.

Jonno revealed that Collins is his one true love, but then Madeliene heard the voice of her dead grandfather who told her that she's meant to be with Collins. Now they both talk to cows and walk into restaurants to talk to the steaks, cos they're the only ones who understand Collins and Madeliene.

 

[Offish]

Oh my god Jayden shut up, she didn’t cheat on you! Lay down your pitchfork ffs

 

[Aussie]

Richards surly face fucks me off. And why do the ixperts pander to him

 

[MargotMoony]

"Poor Tori this must be so hard for her"...only way Jack is hard for her

 

[HotDawg]

Fucking hell. Eden's eyebrows are on another level tonight, I wonder if they've been allocated their own postcode yet??

might be coincidence but my dog started barking at the TV when they zoomed in on her eyebrows.

 

[Offish]

I feel like Tim’s and lucindas homes both stink, but in very different ways… musty man vs intense incense

 

[Deb788]

That was unbelievable. I'm fuming. They let him off. Cry me a river you fucking dick. Andi is so dignified

 

[malibu skies]

OK, hands up. Who HASN'T shagged an ex this week?

Joke. I have not shagged anyone this week. Chance would be a fine thing

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Just seen a clip which made me think of Andi.

A woman's silence is dangerous. It's not that she doesn't have anything to say,, she just no longer sees you as worthy of saying it to, because she's lost all respect for you.

 

[malibu skies]

Just realised that Jack and I have the same hairstyle tonight. Embarrassing

 

[malibu skies]

Tonight’s snack is a mug cake because 20 minutes ago in Tesco I had the willpower to not have snacks and now 20 minutes later I don’t

 

[Offish]

THEY WERE NEVER THE GOLDEN COUPLE. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.

He is a toxic abusive nasty prick and should be alone forever.

 

[Sonz1981]

I love mischievous tin man. I bet he’s so much fun to go fir a drink with

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Tori’s hideous Pep &co ‘co ord’ clashes beautifully with her gangrenous shoulder

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Tristan saying somebody isn’t picking up on others emotions and clues is again ironic. Can’t tell cass don’t fancy him but can identify others issues

 

[Webster1357]

Fucking hell. Eden's eyebrows are on another level tonight, I wonder if they've been allocated their own postcode yet??

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

A couple of weeks ago it was discussed with him that intimacy isn’t just sex. He has not learned from that at all.

Honestly watching him had me on edge in the same way Ben did. It was like re-living the relationship I most recently got out of. I cannot explain to anyone the madness of having someone suddenly rant at you and tell you, you are suffering trauma from your last relationship whilst literally not listening to anything you're saying. I've lived it.

This is a light hearted thread so I won't bang on but watching it at times has proved difficult for me. It's hugely- that bloody word - triggering.

Richard is awful and he's shown it. I'm astounded there are people questioning it. I mean absolutely incredulous. It's so obvious.

Jack is similarly controlling but he executes it differently.

 

[Aussie]

So he's referring to the time they shagged constantly. Grow up dickhead

 

[behindthesofa]

I. Fucking. Love. Tim!