*sings to the choon of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shaking Stevens*
Peas are falling all around me,
Tattlers trolling and being scum..
It's gone viral and is full of witches,
Marcus Cisstic and Adelllllle and Tom..
Time for crying and fake self stabbings,
Followers worrying all night long,
Time for trainers off Tommy Mallet,
Time for scamming everyone.
I'm gonna have McDonald's tonight,
I'm gonna find Amy Jayne under the pane with a pressed glass nose and talk a load of shite.
Room is swaying, SID is swigging in the corner of envelope bouquets, All I wish that is you follow me.
What a nice way to big up me, I'm gonna have a meltdown tonight, under the Spoons table when you send me plates of shite.
SID is falling all around me, waving flowers and pissed on booze, might just have another incident, Tommy might send me some more shoes.
Marcus Cisstic, Beauts and Huns!