I reckon the trainers don't fit, I bet they're up on ebay as we speak. Nice little earner just in time for Christmas. Even if they do fit, I think he'd sell them regardless. Beggars delight.
He really looks like he's seen some tit...Just one last thing before I go, can we give abit of appreciation for this dog having to watch his antics day in day out..poor doggo.
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He likes his yellow tshirts doesn't he? Do you think thats because it resembles an egg yolk?
Right I'm honestly going now. It's like an addiction here![]()
He can't sell them now because he's already literally fucked themI reckon the trainers don't fit, I bet they're up on ebay as we speak. Nice little earner just in time for Christmas. Even if they do fit, I think he'd sell them regardless. Beggars delight.
Hi guys LONG time lurker first time poster! I’d been thinking was it me for a while being a real cynic until lovely Marcus sent me your way to find other like minded people. Been following these threads for a week now (I’m signed off work with MH ironically) and I have LOVED it. They’ve had me crying laughing but also reminded me to trust my judgement.Dog - duck my life
Me too! Just to be as much as a twit as him!Those stupid bleeping slidy bar things he does, can he see who has chosen what?
I get an unexplainable amount of pleasure from sliding it as far to the opposite end to what he wants, as I can.
Did you get the feeling that he saw it mentioned on here, went looking into it, and recognised it as another opportunity to "look at me, I'm a Saint"?Marcus you truly are appalling. Posting about one of the most horrific news stories of recent times. Had you any genuine heartache for the child involved, that might of been your first grid post of the day, rather than slut dropping in the kitchen and flaunting a new ill fitting tshirt for social media engagement, then merging the child's picture into your stories. Honestly your actions are painfully transparent for the likes.
Not as nauseous as your profile pic makes me feel, beaut.Oh holy Jesus! Those hairy stilettos..... why?!? Haha feel quite nauseous now![]()
Oh god imagine the smell of the top of that bottle when they take it out
I bet he’s already searched for that poor baby’s “mother” on any social media platform possibleMarcus you truly are appalling. Posting about one of the most horrific news stories of recent times. Had you any genuine heartache for the child involved, that might of been your first grid post of the day, rather than slut dropping in the kitchen and flaunting a new ill fitting tshirt for social media engagement, then merging the child's picture into your stories. Honestly your actions are painfully transparent for the likes.
Inhaling fried eggs.What do you think his talent would have been on bgt?
He seriously loves the limelight doesn't he, he loves that he has this thread where everyone talks about him!
100%. We know he reads here, confirmed by Tom, i suspect he's posted here, and his insta and Social posts directly reflect our conversations here and prompt him to delete/post when he can see that the beauts might turn on him for his short sighted and pig ignorant posts or if it might be in his favour. The mallets situation for example, no sign of them til it was discussed on here. He's 100% seen sincere reactions from our threads and realised it'll benefit him if he mirrors it.Did you get the feeling that he saw it mentioned on here, went looking into it, and recognised it as another opportunity to "look at me, I'm a Saint"?
Totally agreeMarcus you truly are appalling. Posting about one of the most horrific news stories of recent times. Had you any genuine heartache for the child involved, that might of been your first grid post of the day, rather than slut dropping in the kitchen and flaunting a new ill fitting tshirt for social media engagement, then merging the child's picture into your stories. Honestly your actions are painfully transparent for the likes.
I thought it was fitting haha maybe he tried to use his belly button as a bottle opener?!