When the new Wiki is up, we need to add the glass/clothes rack incident on there.
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This cretin is giving me the giggles today him turning his eyeballs green pretending he's dying of liver issues and hoping someone writes a song for him to raise money for him, he reminds me of when I was young and at school I would grab a bucket from the kitchen scrunch up cornflakes and put orange juice and water in pretending I had been sick to get off school Only problem was my mum was a nurse before she retired and seen vomit every day so 10 year old me wasn't that clever.
Just when I think he can't get much worse. My baby's liver packed up as they were dying, and we watched them become jaundiced.
I don't know why but I am genuinely shocked he would stoop so low.
Sorry lads started my new job Friday so been flat out the last couple days. I’ll have a look there in a wee while I’m just inhaling a few packs of crisps.
Is it Nytol time 
beauts ???? gone very quiet!
beauts ???? gone very quiet!The new wiki page is up, we just need to fill it! lovely new page
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More attention seeking! Take it he wants to go to the doctors or hospital cos everyone is ignoring him!!! Emotional blackmail at its finest!
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So basically he's inviting strangers from the internet to show up at his door with no guarantee that they will take him where he wants to go. He has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever
As if anyone would want to kidnap him though let’s be real he’s safe enough
that creepy Paul has ruined that songTo the tune of George Ezra green grass
green green eyes, blue blue sky, you better throw a party on the day that I die
He makes my blood boil 
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What the duck would cause hips to be sore or is he trying to intimate that his kidneys are on the blink? I mean dehydration would do that, but that’s more back pain? Liver pain is more like a stitch. Kidneys are higher than hips though surely?
If his own family don’t care what makes him think strangers on the internet do??? Genuinely intrigued lolHe makes my blood boil
Oh no ones paying me attention, I can't go to wetherspoons, so I'm going to put up a public status about needing to go to hospital for attention and pity 🥱🥱
Are kidneys not round the back? I’m sure he’d have some lower back pain if it were his kidneys?
Eh if youre that unwell you ring an ambulance….. but hold on this is MM ….he probably cant ring an ambulance because even they possibly know by now their is nothing wrong with him thats he just an attention seeking twit and are sick of him wasting their valuable time!!
He’s absolutely after his family. But he doesn’t need them right? He said so himself
Ok beaut you do you
Ok beaut you do you
Na he's jist having a vodka instead cos he never got any replies in the whole 5 mins he had it up.
Cheers Marcus
am still at work though enjoy your vodka on the money I pay in tax which goes to wasters like you 
Cheers Marcus
am still at work though enjoy your vodka on the money I pay in tax which goes to wasters like you 
Maybe he’s hurt a muscle after the exertion of launching the airer?
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