Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[MissTeddy]

Only Lyndz and her fam could make Rome look like the most dull and joyless holiday ever.

 

[Mum3boys]

Howling at the gym pics she clearly hasnt been today she’s posted pics of her wearing two different outfits what a lying cock nose

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Dear God, and if we could have it in English please?

 

[Opinionated]

She’s cleaning her toilet brush holder in the sink again ocd my arse

 

[Shineyshine]

Can you imagine being stuck behind her on that dual carriageway on the way back? She said she overtook another vehicle only once. How is that possible unless you keep slowing right down all the time and disrupt the flow of traffic? She’s a liability. Drivers like that who are really nervous and indecisive can be just as dangerous as those who speed.

 

[JG54]

Heading to CONVENT garden for the first team twat meeting OFF the year

 

[Shineyshine]

I’m howling at the extremely lacklustre applause she got as she jogged onto the stage. Then she launched into how wacky and kerazy she is She’s so bloody cringe, I just can’t watch She’s like a female David Brent…

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Bank holiday decluttering the gifted polyester monstrous dresses making way for the summer influx of more hideous clothes

Never known anyone give so many clothes to charity as often as her!

 

[DCICassieStuart]

@DCICassieStuart
Thats aww am saying the day hens so aye

You just beat me too it. The creature from the black lagoon.
If that's it's happy face, I'd hate to see it when it's miserable.
It's going to kill Rib in his sleep one night.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Found some beauty’s …. Her modelling career has blossomed over the years. She should rename herself “queen of the camera”
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The shoe ones are my fave!

The 2nd 1 is a corker . . She looks like a budget/young Su Pollard!!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

She's alive and well - saw her earlier at the local shopping centre!

Was she buying more polyester monstrosities to aff link or wiping down coffee shop tables whilst filming Rib?

 

[Clare]

It takes a certain type of narcissist to repel birds from your garden. Imagine being so cold hearted. Her neighbours are doing the right thing and feeding birds to help them survive and Lyndsey is having a strop about it because it impacts on her precious life. This woman is absolutely unbelievable. What a vacuous bitch. We need nature now more than ever.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

is the Tesla steering wheel the new first class head rest in the Lynz lexicon of considerably richer than yaow transport status symbols

 

[melonsandlemons]

“Peanut butter, don’t have if allergic to nuts” NO SHIT SHERLOCK

 

[TheGoblinKing]

looks delicious...

 

[Doodlebug71]

I have given up watching TM with all the pedalo phil stuff and turned over to bbc and there was a lady called Nancy birtwhistle giving cleaning hacks and she was brilliant a total breath if fresh air, knows her stuff...she doesn't looked like barbies gran with fikk pink nails dressed head to toe in ghastly dresses so aye

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Right, if I got pissed up on bargain bucket white wine every day and restricted my food intake to skinny whips and soup I'd be a basket case too!

 

[Sloggingaway]

Someones got the hump

 

[Shineyshine]

Incoming slop on a plate No idea what all that watery stuff is, but she says it will be perfect next time!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Clean sheets Sunday AND a clean little back door entrance?! Blimey sounds like Rib’s in for a treat