Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail
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Wow my first ever thread title, I can’t quite believe it if I’m honest wiff you! Off to crack open the cheap plonk to celebrate and make a bad boomerang
Did she say she’s cleaning the girls make up sponges? How old are they? Why can’t they do them themselves?
Well, it seems like there as been a falling out between her and Dazlin?! She no longer than follows her. It even supports the great tip that dazzlin did regarding plumping up didn't in your carpets even when the holy grail of the intsa huns worship (swan)
The thing with lynz is that she pretends to be friends with her peers, but it's all an act! So her followers will say how lovely she is! In reality she thinks she is at the top of the pile but she isn't
For all her preaching about being positive and judgemental, she is the worse of any woman I know
The thing with lynz is that she pretends to be friends with her peers, but it's all an act! So her followers will say how lovely she is! In reality she thinks she is at the top of the pile but she isn't
For all her preaching about being positive and judgemental, she is the worse of any woman I know
She’s prob got the hump because someone famous (can’t for the life of me remember who) recommended following dazzlin for some reason and I can remember thinking lynz ain’t gunna like that
And you’re spot on. She’s an awful judgy catty woman that when she’s at these events you can clearly tell no one likes her! She thinks she’s so much better than everyone when in reality she’s frumpy, looks/acts way older than she is, she’s a bully, shames her kids, she’s still stuck in the 80’s and so sloppy with her social media she ought to be ashamed to call herself the queen of clean!! Someone needs to take over her title
I can imagine Lynsey getting jealous very easily of someone else’s success, even when it’s in some very minor or trivial area. Especially a person who she perceives is inferior to herself. She obviously has tickets on herself and thinks she’s top of the pops, so if Babs did receive some type of recognition, I can fully see the Pepto Princess losing her tit.
I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she’s having a tantrum Poor Rib…
I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she’s having a tantrum
Poor Rib…Exhibit 1, from her new reel on cleaning her bog brush… she’s so prickly if anyone disagrees with her approach to the way she does things No doubt that person is blocked now.
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Better than cleaning it on the floor because you can clean a sink???? You can clean a floor you mental bint!! It’s like when one of the kids trod in dog tit and she’s cleaning it in the sink!!Exhibit 1, from her new reel on cleaning her bog brush… she’s so prickly if anyone disagrees with her approach to the way she does things
do it outside it takes two mins!! She’s not got ocd at all cleaning poo in sinks 
I want her to clean a big brush in a sink on this morning she’d be trolled so much she’d never work again I wouldn't want to wash my face in a sink that someone had cleaned a toilet brush in!Better than cleaning it on the floor because you can clean a sink???? You can clean a floor you mental bint!! It’s like when one of the kids trod in dog tit and she’s cleaning it in the sink!!
This is hilarious. Anyone who calls her out on the most obvious facts are met with the usual snarky response! An account I follow leaves her loo brush in the loo soaking in bleach for an hour then she flushes the loo whilst holding the brush in the water whilst it rinses away. Genius us but not rocket science
Spot the cleaning account who just wants more followers licking her arse
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I will just leave this here
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Lego hair and hole face so aye nae debatesI will just leave this here
Why has she only got 4 eyelashes ? Surely the amazing mascara she buys, and pimps out constantly. doesn’t clump them together noooo tell
Me it’s not soooo………….. still think she ain’t all there.
Me it’s not soooo………….. still think she ain’t all there.
She isn’t all there as she’s always three sheets to the wind on cheap ProseccoWhy has she only got 4 eyelashes ? Surely the amazing mascara she buys, and pimps out constantly. doesn’t clump them together noooo tell
Me it’s not soooo………….. still think she ain’t all there.
Got the ill fitting Nora Batty plevver leggin’s on again. She wears them all the time. Does she realise they’re not meant to be wrinkled like that?
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Where and when did she train to be a journalist? Just be honest and state it’s an advert ffs you disingenuous fake 
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She's on gmb talking about clean sheets
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