Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[beaniebobble]

Ffs if this is what puts her in a bad mood she really needs to give her head a wobble and change her life priorities.

Just yesterday she was flogging gummy vitamins saying how they’ve helped her mood. Clearly all lies. All it takes is her Instagram stats to take a dip and she’s in the doldrums moaning about it No amount of menopause vitamins will sort that out.

Nothing to do with her sloppy ways, prerecorded and recycled clips, undeclared ads, dreadful recipes and meals and condescending tone.... of course it's the algorithm.

 

[Opinionated]

Wonder who this is aimed at

 

[Libertine1975]

Ooh it’s the return ov the levver chest season!!

You don't need colour Lynsey. I'd rather be pale as fuck than risk cancer. What a stupid cow even advertising she is going on tanning beds.

 

[StrawberryTart]

Lyns why wouid you put your designer…cough….handbags on a magic hook in a cupboard?? Unless of course they’re from a Turkish market

Love a Turkish market,Got a lovely Gucki handbag and LouisFuitton slides last year

 

[Tea and Toast]

So she instructs everybody to clean glass and mirrors using the S method . . Then proceeds to clean in a swirling motion.
She's so shit at everything.
And PLEASE, ditch the TRAINNER socks
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Ahhhh, now the mirror cleaning makes sense . .
It was so she could send herself a question about which "clothes" she uses

 

[Clare]

I couldn't believe that she shared that story.
Does she actually know what MILF means?
That creepy PT is incredibly unprofessional.

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Id be straight out of there if a guy called me that, so disgusting
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I got so distracted by the bottom lip shambles I missed the full horror of the blowas first time round, good god

That blowaz looks like a vulva

 

[MissTeddy]

They are a very unfortunate looking family, her children all look malnourished and no one is getting a modelling contract !

 

[Tamij]

Wearing her “cool Stravardos” wide leg jeans.
They’re not cool and they’re by Stradivarius you complete hatstand.

 

[lisajane079]

Here you go - looking like an overgrown toddler in her dungarees wiv the gaping button at the waist…

She reminds me of Jane from Rainbow

 

[Deedee25]

Defo something odd going on with her snout

It’s all that lying she does
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Maybe I’m a massive slob, I can’t think of anything worse than being in jeans and a frilly top whilst cleaning and making dinner.

 

[kettlecrisp32]

School run? Isn’t Jake 15?

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

The amount of clothing in that house is off the scale obscene. Who throws out (gives away ) that much stuff every few weeks?!
Am I the only person who wears pretty much the same clothes all year plus or minus a layer depending on the temp? I don’t know anyone apart from mainly instawankers with their gifted tatt who swap out their wardrobes twice a year? Maybe I’m just a povvo

 

[JG54]

Howling at the gym pics she clearly hasnt been today she’s posted pics of her wearing two different outfits what a lying cock nose

I didn’t even notice it first time round!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Ha ha ha just saw that M&S have sent the same stuff to cleaning with Mario so they really don’t care who they are sending it to do they , nae debates so you haven’t won a big ad with M&S every twat is getting it

 

[Mum3boys]

Just treating you all to these

 

[Beanpop442]

Her doing that curler thing reminded me of when you’re a kid and you’re cleaning your room but stop and play with the stuff you found

 

[lisajane079]

Tune in to TM . .
She's recommending people give up ironing . . Whats the betting this daft old begging grifter will STILL be ironing with a "cheesy movie" during her regimented Sunday??
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What a total cringe fest her part on TM is . . She says absolutely nothing about any of the products.
1 of them was spitting and leaking water everywhere.
Shame on TM for using such a fucktard

And on TM she's described that first steamer as Futuristic & Retro well its either one or the other you fick bint .

 

[Clare]

Ffs if this is what puts her in a bad mood she really needs to give her head a wobble and change her life priorities.

Just yesterday she was flogging gummy vitamins saying how they’ve helped her mood. Clearly all lies. All it takes is her Instagram stats to take a dip and she’s in the doldrums moaning about it No amount of menopause vitamins will sort that out.

It’s not the algorithm Lyndzz it’s cos your content is SHITE and you’re a self-obsessed throbber

 

[AuntSally1965]

She’s attention seeking, wanting people to inbox her all worried and asking if she’s ok after all her down and moody stories about hating algorithms

She's alive and well - saw her earlier at the local shopping centre!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Shes made a pizza puff pie and stuffed it with various fillings . . Including ORIGAMI
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puff pastry pizza

I think she feels because its got cheese and tomato in it it MUST be a pizza??

Looks like something your toddler would bring home from nursery when they have a "cookery" session if I'm honest wiff you. .
Are you wiff me?