Lydia Millen #6 I'll promote my wedding '2 years later' because I'm irrelevant & jealous!

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Ali: Lydia gets ready topless.

Of course, she does. Or perhaps she stores her GHD curler in the gap for easy access.

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So all this time we thought that what she does all day when not vlogging is eyef**k herself in the mirror and camera. But it's worse than that. She is doing it topless (I wanted to add a smiley here but can't decide which one cause I don't actually know how I feel about this ).

Guessing she's like this cause she applied fake tan (please let this be the reason). If that's the case, she dries her fake tan in the nude every... what - 3 days is it? Just so she doesn't get any streaks as they wouldn't fit with her white feet and parting. So what are your theories on her bottom part? Does she only air dry her top half and not care about the bottom (we now know she does as she loves a "party at the back" - this is her quote from her latest vlog which I unfortunately decided to watch ) or is she fully in the nude but smearing her little flat Gordon-Millen all over the tan chairs? It would explain why she constantly changes the furniture. I might have cracked the case of the disappearance of that freebie pink chair.

Sorry if I went too far, just honestly wondering why one is sitting topless applying makeup so far away from the bathroom
 
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Ali has joined Lydiot on the content struggle bus!

Ali's latest vlog is ages old and repurposing content he a) filmed for Lydia and b) Lydia already showed her minions many times over. That influenza content cold snap is upon us and they're both suffering from a lack of fresh content!

If you want 12 minutes of sleep-inducing verboseness. Treat yo self! (I need coffee after that time waste...)

 
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He looks stale
 
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Every comment on her new account is a wannabe influencer. Sooo many. What is suddenly wrong with working for a living??? What is this life...
 
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She is actually so vile. Compare two insta stories from right now, one is Claire Chanelle showing each item of clothing she's wearing in her post, saying how comfy and lovely her shoes are blah blah, and then on the other hand we have Lydiot actually foot fucking herself in a cab wearing her Jimmy Choo freebies - i just loathe her so much!
 
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Jesus Christ Ali... we’re trying to help you out here but FFS you’re making it difficult.
yet another Millen gloating about losing weight
you have one more cat to lose you know....which basically means you could fit in Lydias wedding dress by Christmas

he really is painfully boring, I think my battery went down a good 20% in those 12 minutes.
Ali nice bit dim.
And that fake attempt at flirting.... or whatever that was in the bedroom
stop it.
 
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Maybe Ali is just a Millen too, not actually a Gordon like he claims? And that’s why she’s never changed it!

Oh and Apple just recently joined up to reward style affiliate programme so maybe that’s why they are pushing it so much, more aff lynx
 
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Just noticed Lydia receives almost double the likes compared to her London peers.. doesn’t seem realistic and definitely suspect they’re bought
 
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Hilarious. My husband likes my matching underwear, of course he does, he is the one who prances around the house in it while she is drowning in her wedding gear
 
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Hilarious. My husband likes my matching underwear, of course he does, he is the one who prances around the house in it while she is drowning in her wedding gear
I was just about to say... well that’s not right! We all know men like lingerie but they don’t care if it matches. The only thought is how to get it off. In this case however ...
 
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I was just about to say... well that’s not right! We all know men like lingerie but they don’t care if it matches. The only thought is how to get it off. In this case however ... [emoji23]
When she said that...god, I think they’ve never been naked next to each other in their lives? Or even in underwear. I imagine she showed up to her wedding night in a fake-tan encrusted robe!! Actually I’d rather not imagine that at all. The rate they’re going, if they sit any closer to each other their bony bits will start a cozy autumnal fire.
 
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I’m 99% sure it’s DeBeers, as it’s quite natural that they wouldn’t allow to film in a store (security reasons).
Im sure Lydia is not allowed to film on many stores. To me is hard to know what brand consider "She is not the right fit". Could be ANY brand!
 
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I agree something seems amiss but this would mean EVERYONE is complicit in her lies... I just find it so unbelievable that not one person — cal, Carrie, Ali — would call her out on these. Another thing that is curious is how her family don’t even call her out on the shit she says?

Don’t get me wrong though I’ve seen her countless inconsistencies over the years to know she is fibbing but yeah... that’s the part that boggles me, that nobody ever puts her in her circle. Surely cal and rest of family aren’t sheeple. We know Ali and Carrie may be for other reasons...
 
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Always amusing to see tagged pics lol she looks nothing like what she presents.



 
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