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Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the tragic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen. Lydia's October shenanigans have reached new levels of cringe! But which of her multiple IG personalities will shine on a newseason thread of Single White Female #Frowwedding Envy? That's a secret we'll surely tell.
Who is Lydia Elise Millen-Gordon?
See for yourselves. Lucky for us, we have proof.
New to Lydia Millen's tragic influenza life? Get caught up with the threads below:
Lydia's had a tragic October start...
She's been:
And the search for her self-respect continues.
What does the rest of October 2019 hold for Lydia Millen? That's one secret you know we'll tell. You know you love us. XOXO,Gossip Girl Tattle Life.
Thanks to @dezign for the inspo!
Tattle Life here, your one and only source into the tragic, proud, difficult life of influenza Lydia Millen. Lydia's October shenanigans have reached new levels of cringe! But which of her multiple IG personalities will shine on a new
Who is Lydia Elise Millen-Gordon?
See for yourselves. Lucky for us, we have proof.
Lydia Millen Wiki
[JUSTIFY='%s']Lydia was born Lydia Elize (sic) Millen on 14th April 1988, near Watford, England, to Harvey Hamilton Millen (April 1961), a Special Projects Director at Edwin Millen Estates Ltd and Edwin Millen Build Ltd in Northampton, UK, and Anna (aka Sophia Emma) Sammut (or Sahhut) a...
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New to Lydia Millen's tragic influenza life? Get caught up with the threads below:
- Lydia Millen Gorden #1
- Lydia Millen #2 cat-ASS-trophy! The latest from the thong flogging, fake-youtube-trophy beggar!
- Lydia Millen #3 Affiliate Lynx packs his bottega & flees the “dried things” dictatorship!
- Lydia Millen #4 Who is Lydia Elise Millen in 2020? A freeloading, flatulent, brand beggar!
- Lydia Millen #5 Inside Lydia Millen's twitter rampages, Dior envy, and YouTube meltdowns!
Lydia's had a tragic October start...
She's been:
- prepping for Vlogmas and more mediocre content with a new iMac and iPad
- Ali's admitted what he knew all along – Affiliate Lynx met an untimely death (likely on the business end of farmer Joe's shotgun)
- tweeting about her Zara Home online order woes and readying for next tragic home vlog
- sitting in her den of horrors* like, Block-delete-block-delete-damnit!-toot-block-delete...
- reminding us why she's a "Proud Difficult (and Illiterate) Woman" that writes below an eighth-grade level
- backtracking on her "I never shop at Zara" lies
- lacking proper context for her gifted in exchange for content foundation #PartneringwithDior
- reminding us how big her gap really is (and to mind it)
- catching herself in Jimmy Choo Lidl lies
- revealing new Instagram identities and personalities, starting with "wannabe business bitch" photo
- preparing to beg for a Lacanche Range Cooker – stay tuned, we called it here first!
- showing her minions how to look like a Smug Clown in less than 20 seconds #ClownsPartneringwithDior
- ghosted by Nars and replaced with lispy 'that's so divine' Inthefrow
- reminding us that she truly is a smug muppet
- using her Twitter lemmings to beg for more free stuff (and to do her job for her)
- working overtime and social-climbing to becomes Victoria's new influenza "bae
- bragging about being chauffered by her new lispy bae
- consistently not declaring freebies and #Ads (because she doesn't really care) – but the ASA definitely does
- hiring a personal publicist to manage her train wreck of a brand (and get PR coverage that actual creators earn)
- shaking in her Intimissimi knickers since the ASA has enough complaints and are presently working on an investigation
- using Tattle Life for fresh content in hopes to revive her dead YouTube channel (cut us a check already!)
- reminding us why she doesn't do Fashion Week (because she's never invited)
- taking a stab at Apple tech journalism
- auditioning for the next season of Botched!
- whining about her new Amazon.com Office Chair that she'll replace sooner than later
- searching for her self-respect
- climbing back into bridal wear on Instagram because the #frowwedding envy is real
- signing up for TikTok to inflate her numbers
- sitting in front of open
booksprops - shilling 'the best ever' biscuits
And the search for her self-respect continues.
What does the rest of October 2019 hold for Lydia Millen? That's one secret you know we'll tell. You know you love us. XOXO,
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