I’ve cracked it.
We’re in some sort of parallel universe and a game called ULTIMATE INFLUENCER is taking place.
An algorithm called Lydia’s Dream Life(TM) cobbles together the most common interests of nouveau riche influencers (dachshunds, Hermes, Farrow & Ball) mixes them up and churns them all out into an always-evolving, highly realistic live parody, which takes place every day at the Bungalow.
Due to a glitch in the system, the events of 2021 which were meant to tide us all over for a years worth of entertainment, all came at once.
We’re in some sort of parallel universe and a game called ULTIMATE INFLUENCER is taking place.
An algorithm called Lydia’s Dream Life(TM) cobbles together the most common interests of nouveau riche influencers (dachshunds, Hermes, Farrow & Ball) mixes them up and churns them all out into an always-evolving, highly realistic live parody, which takes place every day at the Bungalow.
Due to a glitch in the system, the events of 2021 which were meant to tide us all over for a years worth of entertainment, all came at once.