Lydia Millen #56 Faking Hermezz bag like it's new, here's to Porter pooping in her Loubs

[Stefano]

Ok so I am back ..after having read myself stupid through hundreds of pages since I logged off over Xmas... you guys go all in, can't believe I was out three threads .. It was a marathon .... but I digress.

So well well well ....... another video ...and the opening lines of "If you don't like seeing people happy then log off" .....hmmmm apart from being as subtle as a hooker in Harrods... I see our lovely Labia of the Manor has not lost that bitch streak has she .... wasn't on your New years resloutions was it dear ... ah well why change the habit of a lifetime.

I watched a few WIGFC videos and I have to say my 2 fav's were:
1: Fleur: simple...homely and not braggy with gifts at all.. all very affordable items she got from family members.
2: Jamie: Love her anyway but no braggy opening of gifts ... simply living a normal Xmas period with her husband and 2 lovely dogs

Josie/ ITF and Tamara : Snooze fest .. all over the top braggy expensive .. look a me me me but then again I will say they have work ethic unlike some ahem! Although atleast MollyMae can cook a roast dinner and she is half her ladyships age...You my dear Lydia are about as useful as a skirtingboard ladder (Oh maybe that would be useful for Ali the Elf??)

So into this shit fest:

You have gone all out the both of you as you have had such a hard time this year? I don't understand bullshit therefore you lost me darling ...and no mention of YOUR family .. telling that isn't it.

Your Job is to promote Brand items correct? You use the fact you are a child ( a brat you mean) and want to save them for content, as lets face it you have fuck all to offer as content, so you don't promote them when they need to be promoted for sales during a pandemic year where sales are down. FUCK ME you really are an asshole and the brands you work with are even more stupid to allow you to say this on a channel to thousands .. I hope they see this and rightly remove you from any PR list moving forward. Where is the job here? It seems all 1 sided to me : You give me gifts for free and thats it ... I give you nothing in return? Mindboggling!

Your name dropping is boring ..fortum biscuits/ Waitrose .. blah fuckedy blah ...

Champagne all day .. well get you ... I bet you reckon you are the only one who can drink Champers all day don't you sweetie as it's boujie and high class ... They sell Moet in Tescos bitch so back the fuck up .. anyone can get cheap shite .... try impressing me with a bottle of Krug or Cremant or Bollinger... if you can pronounce them .. go on try .. sound out the letters lovely x

And please tell me for the 3rd time how you had a lovely Xmas alone ... you are not fooling anyone .. noone wanted to be with you so hence you had to have it alone. But reality isn't as sexy as fake is darling is it... you keep with the fake and I will tell it like it is in the real world.

You don't give a fuck about what anyone got or did .. it is just hot air waffle to fill up the YT mins .. bored!

Gifts breakdown:
1: Bvlgari ring: You have been wanting it for sooooo long .. so why haven't you bought it? Oh thats right coz it's better when it's begged for.( Oh and please make sure your hands and fingers are atleast on par with the Jewelry to show it off .. I vomited a little.)
2: Dior Passport Wallet: What a big "fuck you" from the team .. I pissed myself .. give her something that is useless to use in a pademic hahaha but then again you don't go on hols do you unless its free free free. (ITFW got a vanity case hun.. does it burn deep inside your glittery tip?) But as usual you left it .. forgot about it and frankly your not bothered with it.. even plastic faces show expression.
3: The cheap candle will be burned away or shoved in the attic.
4: Cawwies gift basically says your a shit cook and you need help but not from a chef I might add / The Apron: Italian that you can't pronounce so you prove yet again you are about as Italian as me having a vagina.
5: Personalised gardening tools .. complete with a Vampire stake for the coffin beds .. looooovely.
6: Book on how to look after a Puppy: The only boundaries you need to be worried about are the ones outside darling ... is it Northamptonshire or Cotswolds knightsbridge or Downton Keynes?
7: Meat Thermometer: Ok I have to breathe ... so you had to have THEEEE BEST one .. well you aren't having any of Tiny Tim's meat thermometer so I guess a vibrator would have been better. Plus your contradiction: "We don't eat meat" but "I want to know how to do a roast"? FFS what have you eaten all year .. meat meat and more meat .. Stupid people like you are like glowsticks, I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on!
8: A wine preserver: Darling .. you don't give the cork fucking chance to leave the bottle before it's gone so complete bullshit that you keep wine for 2 weeks! Liar!
9: The Velvetiser was over as quick as it started .. fucking bullets have left guns slower .... why is that? Hmm maybe because its a fucking PR gift that Josie also got and was fucking free ... tosser!

10: The ORANGE Herpeeez BAGS : DRUM ROLL .. EYE ROLL ...ROLL WHAT THE FUCK YOU LIKE ..a spliff maybe as this is what I need to watch this insufferable turd. You and Ali get each other BIG BIG presents do you .. hmm so Ali got a fucking pen and a pathetic name plate .. and you got Herpeeeeez ... seems fair. Fucking Riding boots .. on top of Pada boots and Louboutin boots and wellies and the list goes fucking on ... stop and think ..you are a compulsive buyer .. you have to have .. the name was what you were drawn to ..as transparent as my piss you are.

Hermes is NOT intimidating at all .... I go in regularly ...YOU find it intimidating as you have a severe case of feeling unworthy as you worry about what people think of you and if they can see through your fake social climbing persona which in turn makes you a nasty catty bitch.

You put together a "wish list" did you .. awww how lovely .. you do realise you have to have the money to buy the items after don't you as if you don't when it is in stock .. they will lower you in the queue.

The whole facade of this Herpeeeez debacle is vomitworthy .... you want a Kelly but cant pay pet insurance or make sure your toilet works or sort the damp in the house or pay outright for 1 of the cars .. your priorities are screwed in life my dear. These luxuries come after you have everything else paid off ....not before!

But well done on the shabby floppy Birkin .... looks really used ...but you had to keep up didnt you with the other girls ... no matter what... pathetic!

No humanity / no altruism/ not persona or character ...just a vapid shell of a person with lots of baubles sitting at home making no impact on the world at all ... applause x

And here signing off my little Labia is a quote you can shove on a reel: "The difference between stupidity and Genius is that Genius has limits".

With love Tattlers xxx

 

[Newbieloubie]

Do you want to post a pic of your kitten?

Oh well if you insist

 

[TeaSpiller]

You are all very entertaining so I stick around to read but will only spill the beans on some things ... suppose she deservs a little privacy .also to escape capture for me ha ha ... the other account is dull and braggy only really

 

[MissMidnight]

CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING.

 

[Elle Belle]

Vlog 'STARTING MY DREAM LIFE 2021'

- She's starting her life as she means to go on - bare-faced, happy, well-rested and content. It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire adjective vocabulary in one sentence. 4 no 3...happy and content mean the same thing. So do dumbass and moron.
- She says she could have definitely done with a few more weeks off. You've got a definite 'l could do with a Valium' look in your eyes.
- She's kept her January quite chill, so she can devote time to Porter. She's impressed her husband that she's been so devoted to being prepared. She wants to be a good puppy mum. She knows she's a really good cat mum. You're not a bad mum, Lydia. I'm sure all mums lose one cat and nearly kill the other.
- First day of her new dream life and she's had a lazy morning. I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain.
- She's been using her third anniversary gift to design her dream life. She's been unknowingly manifesting. Here we fucking go again.
- She's organised a cupboard for Porter's belongings and highlights with a selection of a hundred blankets. She has an Ikea order of baskets so she can also organise Ali's office. She shows us the hand carved Mount Blanc pen she bought him for Christmas and the pen holder she had already ordered him. OMG can you imagine unwrapping a fucking pen holder without a pen. That's like Ali only gifting you one boot. There's a picture of ONLY Lumi on his desk. LOL. Respect is like oral sex, Lydia. If you don't give it you don't get it.
- She needs to order another Smythson journal to write her positive intentions down. She didn't realise the back of the diary has pages to write notes. Maybe the karma fairy didn't catch up with you yet. But the stupid fairy certainly did.
- She's writing down her workouts. She's going to be taking Porter on her 3K runs, but acknowledges she runs slow. Off is the general direction I'd like you to fuck.
- Her new thing is giving herself no more than ten minutes to do her makeup. You got so many faces surely deciding which one to put makeup on takes this long in itself?
- She wants to get back to healthy eating. Then shows the purchased frozen vegetables. RIP coffin beds. If she's in a bad place she can't cook or workout. She just can't do it. Just a friendly reminder that no one gives a shit about your shit.
- She's getting a new dining table as the colour just isn't right. If something isn't right it just niggles at her until she can't take it. Some people just need to chill the fuck out. In a bathtub. With a hairdryer.
- She's taken down the Christmas decorations, but Ali will take the trees down as it's not something she does. She fangs that's how it goes. Sticks and stones may break my bones. But the image of you suffering eternity in the fiery depths of hell excites me.
- She's not excited for her first day back of work. She has a stronger strategy in place this year. Lots of people have been asking what this strategy is. Last year was her hardest year of her life. What she kept very much quiet was it felt like she was having breathing problems. She convinced herself she had coronavirus. She didn't. Lots of things happened after this and she's been crawling herself back. Her old PT highlighted by after the summer her life is over and it's no wonder she ends up how she does. Stick a memory card in your ass Lydia and save that bullshit for someone else.
- She's going to be doing more writing, which isn't great as she's really messed up her arm, so is seeing a physio. Every year she gets better at working out. You're gonna break said arm patting yourself on the back like that.
- She's structuring her days much better. She's designed her dream life. She's waking up at 5am. She's not been sleeping well; she's lucky if she gets through the day without a headache. She has another doctor's appointment. OMG she's actually listed times to take vitamins, put gym kit on, ginger shot, shower, get dressed...She needs to be in bed by 9pm. Shit you're how old? I suppose that's like dead in dog years.
- Her health is her biggest goal of 2021 as she had such a taxing year, so she needs to devote more to self-care. She wants to be enjoying the good life as she definitely lost her way. She wants to focus on treating herself. She's refocusing and honing her vision to those who appreciate living a good life, and not worry at pleasing people. She's going to be guiding and helping us...and actually says...fucking wait for it...it'll involve a lovely amount of shopping. I look at you and think 'why has no one hit you with a shovel yet'.
- She's not focusing on H&M hauls etc. She wants her content to have much more substance. Are you too stupid to realise you're a hypocrite?

 

[àrebours]

Porter has arrived

Ok so Aldi and the Dr unintentionally spilled the tea about the dog. But most importantly, what is he doing at hers? Is she topping up her lips, nose and the entire face??

 

[Miscanthus]

Thanks to @blue_orchid for the thread title, edited to fit. Original was:

56 Hermezz faking like it's new, here's to Porter peeing in her Pradas and pooping in her Loubs

No poll this time but thank you to everybody for voting in the last one.

Also, thanks to @Peppypoopar for this enduring image of Lydia

We started the thread tittering over various spelling errors (busicuit anyone?) but things took a turn when Lidl's "what I got for Christmas" orange box/bag teasing was exposed.
It seems her Hermes shop purchase was a belt but her boots (allegedly) came from Sellier....
Thanks to @TeaSpiller we discovered that she HAD bought an Hermes Birkin, but only shared it on her personal account....and it looks 'preloved'.
Great sleuthing everybody!
Meanwhile, Sage Sausage Porterloo now appears to be in Potager House at the tender age of 8 weeks....

Welcome to all the new members and to those of us in Lockdown, keeeeep Tattling!

 

[Pinkmilly2179]

Im sorry but I just had to share. I’ve just purchased my lady Dior mini. Due for delivery on the 19th. I’m so excited. I’ve been saving for a long time. I’m a single mum to two young boys but work hard and handbags are my weakness. Happy New Year. I’m bouncing off the walls

 

[blue_orchid]

Her 1st vlog of 2021.

And in her commitment to substantial content this year, she:
- opened the fridge,
- opened a pantry door,
- opened 2 utility cabinet doors,
- showed clothes washer in motion,
- showed a pen,
- showed a plug socket
- opened an office cabinet door
- showed an IKEA box on floor
- showed us her day's schedule for a Dream Life.

And her daily Dream Life schedule went as follows:
1) wake up
2) lie back down
3) open a box
4) eat dinner
4) tick off day's To Do list as now complete
5) lie back down until next morning
The end.


Just earth shattering.

 

[Lurkerbaby]

Porter has arrived

 

[Lola Faith]

This vlog has enraged me too.

Sitting there on her sofa writing in her expensive planner her to do lists, which include Life Coach, Therapy, Reflexology etc etc

She says she wants to live well and that's important - yes of course we all want a good quality of life, then the lying hag says 'doing good' is important as well!!! She is a parasite, she does nothing, she got people to donate to charity on the pretext of a bag winning competition and funny how that has never been spoken of since!

She really shocks me sometimes - when you think she cannot get any lower, she does just that!

And who buys an illiterate moron a pen for £2500.

I am done.

 

[Loupylia]

I know I keep posting today. But does she not look at herself and ask why it is that she is currently seeing a Doctor, an acupuncturist, a reflexologist, a massage therapist, a physio, a life coach, a specialist dermatologist and a Botox/filler ”doctor”...what does that tell you Lydia??? You are desperately unhappy. instead of Trying to fix yourself, here is a tip. Quit YouTube and get a proper, fulfilling job. You will be amazed at how much happier you find yourself When you give a shit about others.

 

[Peppypoopar]

Is just me or does Aldi look very feminine in this photo with his handbag and heels

 

[àrebours]

Disclaimer (à la Lidl): I don’t want to offend anyone, this is just my opinion, but I think Hermès and their bags are overhyped.

First of all, I am not fond of the design itself, they look impractical and I detest the top handle.

Then, I feel like they are cheating people making them spend money on money just to be able to make a wishlist and maybe one day to buy their dream bag. All of this just to be offered (after weeks and weeks) a bag they might not even like. Some people fall for it and buy it anyway, ending up spending thousands on something which is a mere status symbol and probably wasn’t even their original choice. If they decline, they’ll have to wait ages for their dream bag.

I mean, if buying a freaking bag must be so difficult I might as well buy it from Dior or somewhere else.

Ridiculous

Ps: I know about Hermès’ ethic and how they insist on quality over quantity etc, but to me this is too much, and for what? A bag that sags like Lidl’s? A bag that cannot be in the rain? A bag that needs fillers to maintain its shape? No way José

 

[blue_orchid]

Wait!!! She got a life coach? And it’s her husband’s friend? Well that should tell you everything there. Firstly, life coaches in the field of medicine are never respected. Ever hear a doctor say you should see a life coach? No. second that is an ethical violation.

how do you report fake accounts on Instagram? Do you mark them as spam?

100% agree. I can't speak for the UK, but in the US and several other countries, a life coach is not a health professional at all. No Department of Health recognizes or licenses them because they are not trained health professionals such as mental health therapists, psychologists, nurses, doctors etc.

No offense to anyone who is one, or knows someone who is one, but those are the facts according to health licensing boards in most countries on earth. And neither will medical insurance cover seeing one, because again they are not trained medical professionals. That is not medical treatment.

And 100% agree again, that "treating" a coworker, friend or family member i.e. basically anyone you have a prior personal relationship with, is completely unethical and a violation.

However, going to a "life coach" is a lot easier for people like Lydiot, that want to remain in denial that they are the issue or have flaws. Going to a trained psychiatrist, psychologist, mental health clinician/therapist will be where one has to face reality and be forced to look in the mirror. A narcissist like Lydiot will never accept that. She rather go to someone who is a friend of Ali's who will stroke her ego. Everyone that works for her has had a personal relationship first. Think about it....Carrie, Dee,Alex, Mr. Life Coach, even the PR guy - he was Ali's friend first.

That says a lot because a true professional that went to work for her would laugh in her face and walk off the job. Her career is a joke and having "staff", even her saying it in vlogs, you clearly can see feeds her ego and insecurity. Just like her Bunga is the Manor, her garden is her Grounds, her doorway is a Porch, her downstairs 2 foot wide bit with the pissing fountain is a Courtyard. She's beyond bloody delusional.

She's so insecure, unhappy, ungrounded and unsure of her 'Self' that she has to fake everything to be more than what it is - because life as it is for her is unsatisfactory, meaningless, and clearly, never enough.

However, instead of fixing what is broken, which for most of us is within ourselves, she feigns this fabulous lifestyle, persona and posts it online maniacally when none of it actually truly exists. Compared to who she was, to who she is now, is actually sad and shocking to me. She has done a complete 180 degree flip. Even her accent has changed. It's all beyond weird.

So she can do all the life coaching, reflexology, acupuncture and, now juicing etc. she wants, but nothing will get resolved or improve until she sees a true mental health professional for support. And there is no shame in that. No one has a perfect life. Name one person. I'll wait......

The first thing we were instructed to do when I started grad school for my Masters in Psych, was to immediately enroll in 20 sessions of therapy at a minimum. If not, leave the program. Most therapists and psychologists, doctors, nurses etc. have their own therapists. It is what keeps us healthy and able to continue to help others that need us.

Ok, I'll stop now, hop off my therapist soap box and quietly see myself out.

 

[Lola Faith]

OMG this is all too good, we've outed her on her Her-mez, her christmas presents, her carrots, her hair, literally everything she does/posts we manage to get to the bottom of it and the truth, and on 6 January we have Porter, before she's shown the world - insta storied by her filler doctor! This is just exceptional! He's obviously gone round there to top up whatever her and Ali have done - in lockdown as well!

Her level of c**tishness has gone through the roof!

Well done everyone!

 

[Julia123]

As much as I really want that puppy to have a good home and to be safe and happy..... I'm here for them being completely exhausted, overwhelmed and outmatched. They are so selfish and rushed into this for all the wrong reasons and I want them to reaaaaallllly feel the gravity and reality of what they have done. I want them up all night and MISERABLE!

 

[mooney]

Lmao, I googled Lydia's name and her post in her village's FB group popped up, where she asked them for help looking for her cat. She put her phone number on there. It's plainly public....should I call and ask why she's such an asshole?

 

[Miscanthus]

Lidl's 2021 is turning about to be so much funnier than I expected!

#carrotgate
#busicuitgate
#hermesgate
#puppygate
#lockdownrulebreakgate

She can run but she can't hide!

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

Looks like Lydia has deleted about 25 people from her private account so she definately doesn’t know who teaspiller is. Wonder if she/he are still on it!