Lydia Millen #43 Wonky coffin bed whining, bunga-bore redesigning, insta bots declining!

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Ali's latest vlog was boring as usual. But what irked me was his use of the word "autumnal" repeatedly - clearly, it must be a big, difficult word for those two twats because we've seen how pathetic their command of the English language is.

He was such a poser trying to "coach" his friend at the restaurant on how to taste wine. "Lovely" is something he says when he wants to sound elegant and knowledgable but he comes off looking like a clueless fool. What a pretentious prick! Lydiot herself takes an eternity to stuff her entire honking nose in a wine glass. She's so inelegant and clumsy when she does it.

Again, I see how they are meant for each other. They are a pair of money hungry, pretentious posers. Both boring as duck and both trying to act like they have class, manners and etiquette when at home they stuff their faces with giant mouthfuls of sausage rolls, pizza and beige pasta with mountains of cheese.

One of you lovely Tattlers posted a pic of a brand ski trip where they are both hunched over like two hungry fools, shoveling food into their mouths unlike others eating at the table. They are both as boring, classless, stupid and fake as the other. Bot insecure, both lying about their heights all the time. It's so stupid, honestly.

I do believe though Ali will stay with her until the $ is gone and her "influencer" career comes to a screeching halt. He'll then find himself a sweet, humble, soft spoken girl who is earnest and honest with whom he can have a child with - not like this lying, narcissistic glutton he is married to who will do anything for $ and fame.

And that new wall paper for the powder room...ugliest tit I've seen. Like I've said before, never have I seen someone make a house look worse with each redesign.
Was it this pic? You’re welcome x
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Sorry to cut everyone here! I’m still quite new to this! -
But she says in her latest vlog. I took 3 days off work because I did 5 hours planting in the garden. And I just can’t wrap my head around that. Does she live in the real world? 5 hours on and 3 days off.. she is so unrelateable it’s a joke!
 
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Karen Millen/Boohoo/Nasty Gal all part of the same company, just waiting on Lydia's Boohoo haul.

Talking of sex toys, her vagina comments in the vlog were a bit inappropriate!
Maybe Ali's repulsion to the vaginas should have been seen as a glimpse of how he felt about all vaginas...

Is it too mean to keep fanning the flames of the gay rumours he himself started?
 
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I swear this couple are the funniest thing since Lucille Ball and.....whoever her husband was....
 
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Karen Millen/Boohoo/Nasty Gal all part of the same company, just waiting on Lydia's Boohoo haul.

Talking of sex toys, her vagina comments in the vlog were a bit inappropriate!
Sounds there was a recent influx of such type of pics on his Insta?
 
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I’m nearly 13 minutes in & ive had 4 adverts already & look how many are still to come.
Do they plan how many adverts go into videos or is it a YouTube thing?
a 35 minute video should have 10 videos in!
As for moaning about over doing it when she was gardening, piss off. Go & do an actual day of real graft, I build furniture for a living and I have a child to look after and I’m a single mum I do everything myself wish I could take 3 days off after one day of ‘work’
Get the fuxk out my face lydl!!!
 
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« Taper of really sympathetically « … ouch what does that mean, maybe that is how she should react/behave/answer………
 
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Why does she constantly re-do the same rooms when there is a whole lower floor level of her house untouched?
I have a feeling that the lower level is a problem area especially the sex dungeon / games room. It looks like a very cold, dark room and quite possibly has damp and mould issues. When they had first moved in, they watched TV (on the projector) and socialised there all the time. The courtyard area also had 'water' issues and quite possibly, still has. I think Kim Jong Lydia actually hates that room. And the fact that nobody wanted to decorate the room gratis as per her (obviously) numerous requests makes her hate the room even more.
 
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They watched the new Borat film and of course it went right over their heads. It's a film about modern-day misogyny, sex-trafficking/enslavement, and female oppression and of course the casual racism still extremely prevalent in the American South. Yes it's very cringey and OTT in parts. But the topics that Sasha Baron Cohen clearly wishes to discuss are about as blunt as spoon.

Does Ali or Lydia take a moment to actually think about what is being shown to them? Do they even have the capacity to think analytically? Are they really this unsophisticated while at the same time managing to be such lofty snobs? They are so lucky they threw their hats in the influencer game early and have an audience by default who continues to passively pay attention to them. They are about as dynamic as the pair of garden slugs currently munching away at Lydia's sprootlings.
 
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I’m nearly 13 minutes in & ive had 4 adverts already & look how many are still to come.
Do they plan how many adverts go into videos or is it a YouTube thing?
a 35 minute video should have 10 videos in!
As for moaning about over doing it when she was gardening, piss off. Go & do an actual day of real graft, I build furniture for a living and I have a child to look after and I’m a single mum I do everything myself wish I could take 3 days off after one day of ‘work’
Get the fuxk out my face lydl!!!
I don't know how adverts work on youtube but I never get ads on Lydia's videos only at the beginning. I get loads of other videos though.
 
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Nasty Girl is what you are, the thing you're meant to be advertising is Nasty Gal 🤦‍♀️

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And it doesn't even work!

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"Lynx would never disappear!" "Lumi would never get ill from the coconut oil I feed her, nor the toxic plants I keep in the house!"

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How long will these comments say now that the deletion crew are part-time?

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How else would she scrounge together all those pennies to buy those pumpkins?

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Spending 5 figures on her new hobby, but hasn't even read the most basic gardening advice. She should sue Carrie's mum for keeping this secret from her.
 
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Their meals are so functional, they don’t even chat with each other. Looks like such a loveless marriage!
They starve themselves during the day. Just one meal a day. Either breakfast, lunch or supper. Never 2 of 3 or 3 of 3. So when its time to eat, they literally shove the food in.
And this is why she is so salty all the time.
She's hungry.

Red Bull, coffee and breathing in air is all she consumes during the day. Hangry Kim Jong Lydia. And she's dragging Ali and Cawwiiee along for the (starvation) ride.
 
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Bloody hell, would you look at that, 55% discount without Lydias ~special unique boss babe~ code
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I knew it! That wallpaper of dreams that is sooooo expensive will be torn down for this. 😱 I’m sure the rest of the room will be replaced and ripped apart as well. Just a matter of time for the black dungeon room.

And she’s such a witch with her blocking comments! If this new sage takeover and tearing out of the whole house doesn't make her followers sick, then nothing will.

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This wallpaper belongs in josies house - not a new build bungalow
 
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