Vlog Thursday 29th October
- She lisps it's a big day as her husband has finished off her raised beds. How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile Lydia. I'll count them.
- She has her own autumnal crumble recipe. That she's adapted from someone else's. I know you're not as stupid as you sound. Nobody could be.
- She can't deal with how autumnal everything is. It happens every year Lydia. Every single year. Did you forget to pay your brain bill?
- Ad for NastyGal. She has a white jumper on to do the gardening. Relatable. She's planting the seeds. She needs to order more. I think 'more' is the word that makes me cringe the most with her.
- She says she looks like a mole with makeup on. Nope, it's definitely 'mole', definitely. Any similarity between her and human is purely coincidental.
- She can't wait to have a greenhouse to keep all her stuff as it's everywhere. A 30K shed then. It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
- She took 3 days off after spending 5 hours in the garden. If she ever overdoes it she gets ill. It's not contagious, it's her body's reaction. Some TLC will be getting her back fighting fit. She's on the mend. Oh how bleeping stupid you sound.
- She has rather a large amount of parcels she needs to get stuck into. Definitely on the mend then. Who remembers back in the day when Lydia fanged her channel was luxury only? She's done a full 360 back on her bullshit.
- She says it's important to let you know she has a discount on NastyGal. NastyGal ALWAYS has a discount. You dense cabbage.
- She's opening the parcel; she can see all the snuggles. Do you want to die stupid, Lydia?
- She says the moment you steam clothes they're completely transformed. Seems you have an incurable case of liabetes then.
- The sage pants. She says they're just the dream. You make a lovely corpse in them. They're the exact same colour as her kitchen island, gates and front door. Settle down, I can't take the excitement.
- She says she loves these items as she doesn't mind if she ruins them. So Lydia, you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.
- She sent a huge box to smart works and a hospice. No footage of this, obviously. She got jealous of Ali's hangers, so is selling hers to get new ones. Still dead on this one. Who actually sells used hangers? The actual shame. She couldn't bring the new hangers upstairs as they were so heavy. I don't know how to put this nicely. So I just won't.
- Story time, when she started dating Ali and girls used to send him pictures of their vaginas, he used to go urghhh. I have neither the time or the crayons to explain the irony in this story. I'll just drop though that I think Ali's favourite vegetable may definitely be aubergine.
- She shows a very large hamper of La Mer. She says everything in the hamper belongs to her. The first step of your high horse is gonna be a witch. Tuck and roll.
- She says she's stopping vlogging to start vlogging again, as she's a busy bumble bee. Nah it's 'busy bumble bee', 100 per cent; how anyone can advocate they're so busy when all they do is open packages is bleeping beyond me.
15 year old mean girl 
Not like she had a whole stable and the outer surroundings for that.
