Lydia Millen #172 Baiting Nicky and collecting her "Royal" Rover, her hair's fried and her career is over

[cotswoldlife]

Hahahahaha what is she dressed like !!!!!

 

[BeccaBanana]

If Lydia thinks that she can buy that ‘pretty little Disney coop’ and have her pretty hens laying pretty coloured eggs, she’s more of a dickhead than ever. She will NEED a very large enclosure as 6 months of the year they need to be undercover and secured so no wild bird poo can get near them. This applies to all chicken owners, not just commercial or if you have a small holding. If she doesn’t she will be reported to Defra who do send threatening letters and will come out and can remove your chickens/fine you.
Each chicken needs a couple of square meters of space at a minimum so she’ll need a large area that won’t fit in with her ‘aesthetic’

Here’s some before and after pics of mine - first day of rescue and they have very few feathers and pales faces and combs and look thoroughly sad. A few months of tlc and they’re the most friendly happy little things!

 

[Miscanthus]

Congratulations to ....er...me...er...again for the thread title, which received 76 votes!

As Lidl puts down her Beatrix Potter book, wipes the 'condesationing' mansion's windows, and prepares to spend the day, unshowered, in her ratty old dressing gown, we look back at the last thread....

* The MGs had to go to Cambridge to collect the new Range Rover, after a year's wait. They had their photo taken at the dealership...chavs!
* It's now dubbed the "Royal" Rover - Lidl chose the "parfekt" colour scheme.
* Hairdresser Despina and her troll continued to bait Nicky until Nicky was forced to stand up for herself. Go Nicky!
* Why would Lidl be jealous of a successful, talented, independent businesswoman with her own product, who is also a lovely person?

The Baiting....

The Response....

* The pair had a #gifted one night stay in luxury rental Keythorpe Hall in the sought after holiday destination that is Leicestershire.
* Ever original, Lidl dubbed it "home from home". Any resemblance to the Bunga is in Lidl's head!
* Instead of "selling" us the property, Lidl showed fields, eggs and Hermès bags while posing in a white Carolina Herrera shirt dress that posed a trip hazard.
* Battling through her granular, globular, grabular, glandular fever hangover, Lidl lisped through Ali's vlog in her PJs and dressing gown, while Ali unpacked furniture.
* Lidl had ordered a mahogany table but didn't know where to put it. We've got a few suggestions!
* A mahogany mirror arrived for Ali's dressing room..... He's also having an island unit constructed where he can continue his shoeshine jounrey (sic).
* The MG's three x £300 dog gates were delivered. Since the dogs have the run of the house they are not required. On the upside they are not inscribed with dodgy grammar, so can be flogged!
* We are concerned about Lidl's feet....she hasn't worn heels since the last KM shoot, just beaten up Manola flats and rubber riding boots! Eeewwww!
* Our @Milking Keynes noticed the word salad of the month looked suspiciously similar to last year's.
* The MGs are getting chickens.....so she can have a Disney hen house and carry a basket of eggs around! This is a very bad idea 🫣
* She has a presenting job.....no, this is a joke....surely....the woman can't string a sentence together and constantly touches her nose....no....

In other news
* We were grateful for shade throwing lessons in etiquette from Lauren, The l.a.way
* Grossie went to a Clé de Peau event with Vic and Suzie Bonaldi.

Screenshots thanks to @muffintop13, @Peppypoopar @K18 @Allexie01

Another bizarre dress, Hermès belt and Manolo combo, thanks @Namima

 

[Shoppaholicmum]

Lidl in the Daily fail in a inappropriate for Cheltenham creased white sheet and the ever present Hermes bag and belt looking like she can smell shit. Enough now, we know you have a Hermes handbag

 

[Julia123]

Guys I’m speechless. Where to even begin?

He’s getting downright creepy now. Who is this?

 

[Influensters]

Guys I’m speechless. Where to even begin?

He’s getting downright creepy now. Who is this?
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the briefcase is just full of his favourite colouring in books.

 

[coconochanel]

Watching her Tiktok my mum said 'whats wrong with her voice?' I said 'she's trying to sound posh' and she replied 'yes but she isn't fluent'

 

[Lonelylondon]

I’m sorry but nothing, NOTHING, Holland copper make is fashionable or in style, everything they bring out looks like you bought it from Jane Norman or River Island in 2007, it is the definition of chavs wanting to look posh. Which is actually perfect for Lydia to be fair..

 

[PickleWood]

I’m in actual shock that she’s posted this, a day late and with a snarky caption about their relationship

I’m so glad I’m not in a space where the reality is I’m a cow too Lids! I wonder how her mum feels with all of this being aired in public.

 

[Polava]

Good job that event wasn’t in London! Security at the Houses of Parliament be like ‘Woooah we’re not having history repeat itself!! What’s in the bag love? Gunpowder?’

 

[Magee]

Gosh, that poor Mum. Smiling, thinking she is being gifted something from her daughter, but her daughter is using it as an AD and a chance to once again bring up bitterness and the past. I would loathe it if my daughter used my photo in this way! What a low life.

 

[Milking Keynes]

I had a boiled egg this morning. I wore my silk dressing gown over my trousers, spats, socks with garters and accessorised with cravate and pince nez. I steamed my bow before tying around my waist, looping carefully and making sure the steamed ends were perfectly placed vertically on my robe. I read my newspaper upside down and held a whiskey glass and cigar after my egg. I stared blankly out the window whilst holding a pout over my veneers. I was satisfied with my morning’s work.

 

[Being nosey]

Saturday cosplay.

 

[Milking Keynes]

Did she give any indication as to why she didn’t wear what was sent? She looked so unkempt.
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I’m DEAD!!!!!
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Omg get thee to Josie’s comments section. It is on fire with Lydia shade.

Yes! Quite a bit about Elsie in the comments section of Teefers Cheltenham trip - this is more or less the upshot -

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It’s a bit cut ‘n paste but you get the jist.

 

[ella1979]

After spending all day with Leonora in Cheltenham she comes back trying to copy her voice and gestures….it’s painful to watch…..but very funny too…..and feels the need to put her Blood red birkin on the butchers block……she honestly needs help…View attachment 2043405

Its a very clever handbag, it always knows where the camera is and which way to face

 

[Peppypoopar]

Still red

 

[Peppypoopar]

Thought she looked familiar, new Scream movie is out

 

[WatchReelCopyReel]

I’m sorry but Lydia looks absolutely mad. I mean certifiable. She looks like she’s absconded from an institution and stolen a few wild accessories to cover up her hospital gown.

Charlie looks like an idiot. He’s another one who can’t dress for his body. Josie surprisingly looks decent.

 

[Claud123]

Wow Victoria's hair looks so good!

I know this is Lydia's hair, but Lydia's hair look so bad! But go ahead Lydia, keep going to Despina. According to you she is doing wonders on your hair and we al know that Lydia never gets wrong.

 

[Namima]

JACKASS !!!!!!